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#41047 - 18 Jan 07 00:57 Cell Blok M
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OK. So it was suggested that I start my own topic thread thing for those interested in waffle...



...and such. I don't get to go online much, but hey. Why not.

So if you have anything that is distinctly random, and you've got nowhere to post it (a problem I have occasionally). Or any interesting pictures and animations, this is the place to do it.

Cats in microwaves/Brian Blessed having a seizure/Rick Stein ramming his hand and forearm up a dog's arse etc, etc...



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How great and glorious it is to commit illegal sex acts for coleslaw
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Dulce et decorum est pro sodomy coleslaw
It is sweet and proper to fuck coleslaw up the arse

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#41048 - 18 Jan 07 00:59 Re: Cell Blok M [Re: The Prisoner]
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The cat in the microwave was dun yesterday!
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#41050 - 18 Jan 07 01:01 Re: Cell Blok M [Re: Dilli]
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But the Hippomouse has never been posted!


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#41051 - 18 Jan 07 01:01 Re: Cell Blok M [Re: The Prisoner]
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BOLLOX! Cat in a microwave has been done already!

Damn it!

..and now off to teach...
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Quantum et glorificum est caulium consecaretur facere sodoma
How great and glorious it is to commit illegal sex acts for coleslaw
Or
Dulce et decorum est pro sodomy coleslaw
It is sweet and proper to fuck coleslaw up the arse

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#41068 - 18 Jan 07 03:44 Re: Cell Blok M [Re: The Prisoner]
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According the the Winnebago County Sheriff's Office visiting hours to Cell block M are restricted to Thursdays between 7.30pm and 7.55pm.

http://www.co.winnebago.wi.us/sheriff/sheriff/jail%20visiting%20hours.htm
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#41069 - 18 Jan 07 03:50 Re: Cell Blok M [Re: chewwyUK]
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Also in the rules its says:

Visits may be denied for any of the follow reasons:

* Lack of available space in the visiting room
* Disruptive conduct (does this mean PB is out??)
* Under the influence of alcohol or drugs (this rules out most people)
* Violation of security
* Violation of court order
* Introducing contraband into the facility (is a banci considered contraband?)
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#41076 - 18 Jan 07 04:06 Re: Cell Blok M [Re: chewwyUK]
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Quoting: chewwyUK
Also in the rules its says:

Visits may be denied for any of the follow reasons:

* Introducing contraband into the facility (is a banci considered contraband?)


what the hell it does mean????
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#41096 - 18 Jan 07 09:38 Re: Cell Blok M [Re: Lulu]
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Banci is very much to be considered as contraband. They are basically smuggling something that they shouldn't be smuggling. And it's not removable (unless you have a really good pair of scissors), so in effect the whole banci becomes contraband-ised (I know that isn't a word).

So yes. Banci = contraband.
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Quantum et glorificum est caulium consecaretur facere sodoma
How great and glorious it is to commit illegal sex acts for coleslaw
Or
Dulce et decorum est pro sodomy coleslaw
It is sweet and proper to fuck coleslaw up the arse

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#41136 - 19 Jan 07 00:41 Re: Cell Blok M [Re: Dilli]
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Quoting: Dilli
The cat in the microwave was dun yesterday!


Have we had Hitler dancing yet?



How sad that he dances better than me...
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Quantum et glorificum est caulium consecaretur facere sodoma
How great and glorious it is to commit illegal sex acts for coleslaw
Or
Dulce et decorum est pro sodomy coleslaw
It is sweet and proper to fuck coleslaw up the arse

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#41281 - 19 Jan 07 17:12 Re: Cell Blok M [Re: The Prisoner]
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Can post anything? I've been waiting for that! I love my home country so much that I want every people who have to chance to go to visit it... and now there's no reasons to refuse to go!


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#41340 - 20 Jan 07 03:15 Re: Cell Blok M [Re: Orang Kanada]
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That's the ticket Orang Kanada.

And now a quick question:



Weather where? I'm sorry - does that say "underground"?
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Quantum et glorificum est caulium consecaretur facere sodoma
How great and glorious it is to commit illegal sex acts for coleslaw
Or
Dulce et decorum est pro sodomy coleslaw
It is sweet and proper to fuck coleslaw up the arse

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#42087 - 26 Jan 07 19:45 Re: Cell Blok M [Re: The Prisoner]
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Wanna see stars? Look up my ass!!!


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#42398 - 29 Jan 07 18:03 Re: Cell Blok M [Re: Orang Kanada]
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Yes, you're always welcome to Canada, but choose the right season...


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#42749 - 31 Jan 07 09:39 Re: Cell Blok M [Re: Orang Kanada]
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As you can tell by my ID my nickname is chewwy. Today a friend of mine sent me a web site address asking if I had found a new career is asia. The web site is called Mr Chews Asian Beaver hehehe

http://www.mrchewsasianbeaver.com
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#42750 - 31 Jan 07 09:41 Re: Cell Blok M [Re: chewwyUK]
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I love that site.

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#42755 - 31 Jan 07 10:38 Re: Cell Blok M [Re: Squirrel]
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Unlucky for PB that he had as yet learnt to read
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#42759 - 31 Jan 07 10:56 Re: Cell Blok M [Re: chewwyUK]
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LOL on PB!

Chewwy, about your job.... your dick seems to change size time to time (and even slight changes in the color!)
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#42888 - 01 Feb 07 05:09 Re: Cell Blok M [Re: Orang Kanada]
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Being random..

Saw a quick flash of an ad on TV few days ago & it was aired during the school holiday. Written on the bottom of the advertisement :

Do You Want To See Porntip? (or something along that line)


I JUST Couldnt Believe my eyes, how could they air such advert on a broad day light!!






(few seconds later i found out that porntip is actually the name of the new elephant in Taronga Zoo, that explained the leafy background!)

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#42889 - 01 Feb 07 05:12 Re: Cell Blok M [Re: Choc_Cow]
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Its a Thai first name Choco, if I remeber rightly Miss Universe two years ago was called Porntip.

In Thai, Porn does not mean the same thing!
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#42890 - 01 Feb 07 05:37 Re: Cell Blok M [Re: Dilli]
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Hmm.. pornkhuin is a nice name..

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#42901 - 01 Feb 07 06:40 Re: Cell Blok M [Re: Choc_Cow]
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Aporn ? also known as "lek" (little) or "tuk ka ta" -lit. doll .
Sorry , not of any particular relevence - just perverted musings on my part .
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#43331 - 05 Feb 07 17:41 Re: Cell Blok M [Re: Capt. Mainwaring]
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Last thing I remember, I was taking a picture....


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#43334 - 05 Feb 07 21:18 Re: Cell Blok M [Re: Orang Kanada]
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was that JJG holding the pan?

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#43503 - 06 Feb 07 11:03 Re: Cell Blok M [Re: Choc_Cow]
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Her shape is better than that, Choc... lol

BTW, where's the Prisoner? He did came here in a long time...
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#43555 - 06 Feb 07 20:47 Re: Cell Blok M [Re: Orang Kanada]
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dunno, maybe he's busy working his butt off..

(literally, coz i thought i saw him putting an ad, "Rp20,000 & you can touch my butt for 5 seconds")

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