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#40489 - 12 Jan 07 21:55 Great romantic moments and chat up lines :)
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Last night I was having a beer with the boys, when a stunning blond woman (maybe 34-40) walked past. As she got near I stepped close and whispered in her ear “Blondes have more fun”.

She giggled in a delicious way that sexy girls do, put her arms around me and whispered back “you had better believe it”, then walked away.

The guys all asked “what did she say to you”.

I told them “she whispered her phone number!”

So – what is the best chat up line you have heard, or have used?

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#40492 - 12 Jan 07 21:57 Re: Great romantic moments and chat up lines :) [Re: Polar Bear]
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Two girls in a Glasgow disco, one stunning, one a real dog! I walked up to the dog and asked her if she wanted to dance!

"Yes thanks" was the reply.

"Can I have your seat while your dancing" said the bold Dilli!

One slap in the face later I made a quick retreat!
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#40501 - 12 Jan 07 23:39 Re: Great romantic moments and chat up lines :) [Re: Dilli]
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I remember in my early days of clubbing....I was having a dance with 2 very nice girls and this guy walks up to me and asks "are you a fucking poofter ?" Looking at the guy I figured he wasn't asking me out of his own personal interest so I responded "No mate, but I once fucked a bloke who was".......

He fractured my jaw with a unexpected punch.

It was the old Pinnochio's nightclub in Perth...back in the 80's.
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#40515 - 13 Jan 07 01:43 Re: Great romantic moments and chat up lines :) [Re: No Eye Dear]
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LOL No Eye Dear. I once say a guy in a bar taking a hands free piss. So for a joke I said –“If mine was like that I wouldn’t want to touch it either”.

He waited till I was having a piss and king hit me. smile

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#40516 - 13 Jan 07 01:43 Re: Great romantic moments and chat up lines :) [Re: No Eye Dear]
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LOL No Eye Dear. I once say a guy in a bar taking a hands free piss. So for a joke I said –“If mine was like that I wouldn’t want to touch it either”.

He waited till I was having a piss and king hit me. smile

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#40519 - 13 Jan 07 01:45 Re: Great romantic moments and chat up lines :) [Re: Polar Bear]
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The old ones are the best!
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#40520 - 13 Jan 07 01:47 Re: Great romantic moments and chat up lines :) [Re: Dilli]
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I remember when my daughter was about two years old, an Irish girl in Dubai said to me "If I ever have a daughter I want her to look just like that"

I replied, "No problem, I have more of the same gentic material"

Off stomped one unimpressed paddy!
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#40573 - 13 Jan 07 04:50 Re: Great romantic moments and chat up lines :) [Re: Dilli]
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In New Zealand we pour a jug of beer over them and say, "Why don't we go back to my house to get you out of those wet clothes."
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#40632 - 14 Jan 07 03:44 Re: Great romantic moments and chat up lines :) [Re: Piss Salon]
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If you are going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep till the afternoon.
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#40714 - 15 Jan 07 02:42 Re: Great romantic moments and chat up lines :) [Re: Dilli]
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I remeber once making a post about "Blind Dates and Midgets", Piss asked me to explain more but I forgot!

Essentially, my mate wanted to go out with a girl he fancied, there was however a condition she would bring a friend and he needed to get someone as the blind date for aforesaid friend!

The bold Dilli was roped into the deal!

The night arrived, we met at the pub and the girls arrived. His propspect was about 5ft 10in and stunning, her friend was about 12 inches shorter, but, I have to admit, perfectly proportioned and pretty good looking.

The night went on, a good time was had by all and at the end I offered a drink at my place to the blind date!

She thought about it for a while and asked, "why do you want to take me back to your place"

Dilli, in his semi inebriated condition responded with "I've never fucked a midget before"

The slap arrived in a slow motion like movement, stinging while I was pissing myself laughing!

Needless to say, no nookie that night!
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#40716 - 15 Jan 07 03:30 Re: Great romantic moments and chat up lines :) [Re: Dilli]
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"Do you like watersports?"


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#40724 - 15 Jan 07 04:52 Re: Great romantic moments and chat up lines :) [Re: Dilli]
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I'll have to try this one out!


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#40732 - 15 Jan 07 06:54 Re: Great romantic moments and chat up lines :) [Re: Dilli]
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You have 395 bones in your body.

Would you like another one....

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#40738 - 15 Jan 07 10:27 Re: Great romantic moments and chat up lines :) [Re: Polar Bear]
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Surprised there was no comment on the watersports!
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#40745 - 15 Jan 07 10:37 Re: Great romantic moments and chat up lines :) [Re: Dilli]
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Quoting: Dilli
Surprised there was no comment on the watersports!


It went over my head.

(Figuratively and literally).


smile smile

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#40750 - 15 Jan 07 10:52 Re: Great romantic moments and chat up lines :) [Re: Polar Bear]
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What about the Bi-Polar Unit? (Posted in the corner)
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#40753 - 15 Jan 07 10:53 Re: Great romantic moments and chat up lines :) [Re: Dilli]
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Do you know how much work went into getting a picture of a Polar bear having a slash?

Unaprecciative bastard!
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#40755 - 15 Jan 07 10:56 Re: Great romantic moments and chat up lines :) [Re: Dilli]
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Quoting: Dilli
Do you know how much work went into getting a picture of a Polar bear having a slash?

Unaprecciative bastard!


Paparazzi are always hanging around the iceberg….

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#40756 - 15 Jan 07 10:56 Re: Great romantic moments and chat up lines :) [Re: Polar Bear]
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They are just waitng for you to take the suit off!
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#40764 - 15 Jan 07 17:26 Re: Great romantic moments and chat up lines :) [Re: Dilli]
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I heard this one many times:

"Wanna come to my place tonight? The breakfast is on me!"

Never worked actualy...
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#40773 - 15 Jan 07 23:35 Re: Great romantic moments and chat up lines :) [Re: Orang Kanada]
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"Dou you want to fuck me or have our love child?"
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#40775 - 15 Jan 07 23:37 Re: Great romantic moments and chat up lines :) [Re: Dilli]
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man: How do you like yuor eggs in the morning?

Girl: Unfertilised!!

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#40804 - 16 Jan 07 03:25 Re: Great romantic moments and chat up lines :) [Re: Piss Salon]
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Quoting: Piss Salon
In New Zealand we pour a jug of beer over them and say, "Why don't we go back to my house to get you out of those wet clothes."


Hhmm, I am so in love with New Zealand smile
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#40805 - 16 Jan 07 03:27 Re: Great romantic moments and chat up lines :) [Re: D'ruby]
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I got these long ago :

M: "Are you an Interior Decorator?"
W: "No. Why?"
M: "When I saw you enter, the room became beautiful"

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M: "Are you religious?"
W: "Yes "
M: "Good, because I'm the answer to your prayers."

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M: "Baby, did you fart, Cause you blow me away..."

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M: "How is your fever?"
W: "What Fever?"
M: "Oh.. you just look so hot to me..."

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M: "Wow! I didn't know that angels could fly so low!"

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M: "Can I get a picture of you to prove to my friends that angels do really exist."

-----------------------------------------------------------------M: "Wow! How did you do that???!!!"
W: "Do what?"
M: "Look so good..."

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M: "Hey, I lost my phone number.. can I have yours?"

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M: "Hey Laura!! (Big Hug), I haven't seen you FOREVER!!!! (Huge KISS) Wow,
you've really have changed!!!
W: "Wait, I'm not Laura.."
M: "What? Oh my god, You even changed your name!!!
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