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#40084 - 08 Jan 07 10:13 Need a Personal Trainer? Impress your friends.
Gurumeister Offline
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Young and gallant Australian Personal Trainer, availible for hire in Jkt.

Qualification recognised in over 36 countrys.

Break through training sessions, ussing the latest and most effective, training techniques.

Don't waste time and reply to this post ASAP as spots are limited*







*Personal Trainer can only see clients on sundays and only works for large rolls of cash.


Edited by Gurumiester (08 Jan 07 11:20)

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#40118 - 08 Jan 07 14:56 Re: Need a Personal Trainer? Impress your friends. [Re: Gurumeister]
Capt. Mainwaring Offline
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Miester - or Meister ?

Young and gallant perosnal trainer with spelling difficulties -

Rather than train in your exclusive gym - I'll take my chances .Qualified ? qualified in what ?

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Edited by KuKuKaChu (08 Jan 07 22:47)
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#40135 - 09 Jan 07 00:22 Re: Need a Personal Trainer? Impress your friends. [Re: Capt. Mainwaring]
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Wow, I didn't realise that I spelt it wrong - but it's not like I use that word often:P

I'm qualified as a Personal Trainer and hold:
-Certificates 3 and 4 in fitness - specialising in fitness for children and fitness for older adults.
-The FIMSA qualification as a Personal Trainer.
-And senior level in first aid.

So put that in your pipe and smoke it Mr. Hanratty:P

Quaint regards,

Gurumiester:P

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#40143 - 09 Jan 07 02:36 Re: Need a Personal Trainer? Impress your friends. [Re: Gurumeister]
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what are you charging?
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#40145 - 09 Jan 07 02:45 Re: Need a Personal Trainer? Impress your friends. [Re: chewwyUK]
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Why Chewwy, do you think you need to get fit?
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#40146 - 09 Jan 07 02:49 Re: Need a Personal Trainer? Impress your friends. [Re: chewwyUK]
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Quoting: chewwyUK
what are you charging?


Bloody cellphone right now. Damn battery never lasts in those things////

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#40147 - 09 Jan 07 02:51 Re: Need a Personal Trainer? Impress your friends. [Re: Polar Bear]
Dilli Offline
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Stop calling the porno services to whack off, that should save the batteries!
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#40149 - 09 Jan 07 03:01 Re: Need a Personal Trainer? Impress your friends. [Re: Dilli]
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Shit Dilli -- I am 33 with the body of a 53 year old -- what do you think!! hehe

Must be something to do with the new year mate ... plus I am changing apartments and will have a new gym in the building which would be a shame to waste. You never know -- maybe 2007 is the year that chewwy

Sheds a few pounds
Stops smoking
Works out and gets in shape
Learns Indonesian
Grows a full head of hair
Finds a GF that isnt engaged to somebody else!


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#40150 - 09 Jan 07 03:03 Re: Need a Personal Trainer? Impress your friends. [Re: chewwyUK]
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The first 4 are possible, the last two - keep dreaming
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#40179 - 09 Jan 07 06:08 Re: Need a Personal Trainer? Impress your friends. [Re: Dilli]
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G'Day Chewwy,

I'm putting the ad mainly to see what kind of responce I'll get.

But my session costs generally depend on how much distance/time it takes to travel to the clients area, how long it will take to acheive the clients goals and how manny sessions a week you will need to acheive these.

of course you'll need to take advantage of a free health/fitness assesment before we start a routine for you so we could talk more about it then.
As a starting figure though, 300thou a session should be suffice and thats given that: one session a week will be enough (Which it quite possibily will), travel time is not so long, and you are happy to follow a simple program thoughout the week, until our next session.

That being said, I won't be In Jakarta again for another month, and probally can't take on more clients, until a month after that.

But thanks for the quick response.

Regards,

Pak Guru




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#40282 - 10 Jan 07 03:44 Re: Need a Personal Trainer? Impress your friends. [Re: Gurumeister]
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I am 33 with the body of a 53 year old


Bloody hell I,M 54 with a body of a 53 year old
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#40284 - 10 Jan 07 04:10 Re: Need a Personal Trainer? Impress your friends. [Re: Diyu]
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Im a Polar Bear with the body of a pervert smile

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#40292 - 10 Jan 07 07:29 Re: Need a Personal Trainer? Impress your friends. [Re: Polar Bear]
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bloody expensive for 300k per session but that is just my observation. I also hold personal trainer certificates and have about 12 years experience with clients and myself. I hadn't been really training hard for the last year but last october i decided to see if i could tone up my body again without losing any body fat. (i was about 77 kilo and had a fat level of 15/16%) in october. Now 3 months later my fat level has dropped to just below 10%. I hardly lost any muscle mass i even think (thought many think it can't be done) that i gained muscle. Rite now i'm 72 kilo. My height is 174 cm. I do about 5/6 cardio sessions per week, and 2 HIIT sessions. furthermore i train (heavy) with weights 4 times per week. I also keep very strict to my dieet, but have followed a bit a zig/zag routine. I think that is part of the reason i still gained muscle during this 3 months cutting phase.


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#40293 - 10 Jan 07 07:31 Re: Need a Personal Trainer? Impress your friends. [Re: dutch_guy]
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btw i'm not for hire as personal trainer because i'm too busy in my daytime job, but i'm willing to give FREE advice to anybody on how to build a lean physique, or on how to shed some fat, whithout hosing precious muscle mass.

btw. I only help NICE people

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#40296 - 10 Jan 07 08:04 Re: Need a Personal Trainer? Impress your friends. [Re: dutch_guy]
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new year ... new dutch guy
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#40311 - 10 Jan 07 10:55 Re: Need a Personal Trainer? Impress your friends. [Re: chewwyUK]
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Quoting: chewwyUK
new year ... new dutch guy


After thousand jumbo cans of Baygon, finally it start giving him the effects.
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#40313 - 10 Jan 07 11:10 Re: Need a Personal Trainer? Impress your friends. [Re: Lulu]
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Guru...Why delete it? No need to be afraid...

The answer is...it's belong to a Thai Banci


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#40324 - 10 Jan 07 22:08 Re: Need a Personal Trainer? Impress your friends. [Re: Lulu]
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:'( so how come you have her lips?

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#40327 - 10 Jan 07 22:29 Re: Need a Personal Trainer? Impress your friends. [Re: Gurumeister]
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Quoting: Gurumeister
:'( so how come you have her lips?


Thats an asshole with teeth....... smile

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#40330 - 10 Jan 07 23:30 Re: Need a Personal Trainer? Impress your friends. [Re: dutch_guy]
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new year .. new dutch guy:)

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#40331 - 10 Jan 07 23:47 Re: Need a Personal Trainer? Impress your friends. [Re: terranova]
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Quoting: terranova
new year .. new dutch guy:)

nope, same old same old dutch guy ...
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#40333 - 11 Jan 07 00:45 Re: Need a Personal Trainer? Impress your friends. [Re: Polar Bear]
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Quoting: Polar Bear
Quoting: Gurumeister
:'( so how come you have her lips?


Thats an asshole with teeth....... smile


Yupe, and the lesson here is....don't ever fuck an asshole with teeth...it'd be bloody hurt!
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#40431 - 11 Jan 07 23:07 Re: Need a Personal Trainer? Impress your friends. [Re: terranova]
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We Bules who have been in Jakarta for a good many years were all at some times personal trainers.There was the missionary,dog 69 and many more that are mentioned in the Kama Sutra but in some cases we were charged a lot more than 300k
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#40436 - 12 Jan 07 00:43 Re: Need a Personal Trainer? Impress your friends. [Re: Diyu]
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An besides Dutchy, try finding an Australia PT that will come to you door for less that 300k. Oh wait don't tell me that your clients wouldent pay it:P

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#40439 - 12 Jan 07 01:52 Re: Need a Personal Trainer? Impress your friends. [Re: Gurumeister]
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to be honest you will probably have more luck with rich indonesian women guru ... I cant see expats paying 300K a session when locals are cheaper and still trained. However rich indo women wont hesitate to pay what you ask and more so they can brag to their friends at lunch that they have a bule working for them. You never know you may just end up landing on of the women ... they are a total pain in the arse but you will never have to work again
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