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#40 - 05 Feb 06 05:18 I have arrived
DB Offline
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Registered: 01 Feb 06
Posts: 5
Loc: in front of my computer
But too bored to go through all the posts. Anyone care to tell me what's going on here? Who's loose (Jakgirl?) and who's tight?

DB

*Elvis impersonation*
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#41 - 05 Feb 06 06:37 Re: I have arrived
juminten Offline
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Registered: 08 Dec 05
Posts: 3870
Loc: disana-disini
Hey.. DB moron! I'm JakGirl! who the fuck do you think you are speaking like that? careful with your smelly mouth you idiot! care to introduce yourself to us? or are you the other William? or just cowardly hiding in front of your computer? LOSER!
An ugly fat pig loser like you don't deserve even a cheap hooker! don't even start humiliating yourself, coz I know you're fucking yourown mother's loose pussy just like William. laugh
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#42 - 05 Feb 06 07:24 Re: I have arrived
KuKuKaChu Moderator Offline
Pooh Bah

Registered: 09 Oct 05
Posts: 10790
Loc: Centre of the Universe
DB ain't no moron. he's a legend in his own mind.

and no, he ain't no muthafuckin' william either!
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#43 - 05 Feb 06 07:29 Re: I have arrived
juminten Offline
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Ok, so he is another motherfucker!
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#44 - 05 Feb 06 07:34 Re: I have arrived
gigalo Offline
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Registered: 20 Oct 05
Posts: 32
Loc: Jakarta
Quote:
Originally posted by JakGirl:
Ok, so he is another matherfucker!
hahaha ... Looks like poor DB stepped in something here.

DB, don't mess with JakGirl, hear?! :p

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#45 - 05 Feb 06 07:59 Re: I have arrived
Amelia Offline
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Registered: 15 Oct 05
Posts: 6
Loc: Jakarta
What sort of loose do you mean? The tightest one is polar bear, but you might not like him laugh hahahahaha!!! JakGirl works out in the fitnes so shes not loose :p Inggrit she has lots of mpot ayam eek So shes also not loose. Are you loose or tight DB, You still are the virgin?

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#46 - 05 Feb 06 08:54 Re: I have arrived
Polar Bear Offline
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Registered: 23 Nov 05
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Im still the PB virgin.

but Im Mr Cool, like a Polar Bear should be...

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#47 - 05 Feb 06 09:12 Re: I have arrived
airwire Offline
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Registered: 29 Nov 05
Posts: 111
Loc: PL
DB loose probably you are...talking like this without introduction...better behave you loser
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#48 - 05 Feb 06 09:14 Re: I have arrived
Polar Bear Offline
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Registered: 23 Nov 05
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Yes, i think he means who is cool, who is funny and witty.

I dont think he means who is easy in bed - or he would have mentioned William smile

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#49 - 05 Feb 06 09:46 Re: I have arrived
cherry Offline
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Registered: 08 Nov 05
Posts: 1055
Loc: Indonesia
Quote:
Originally posted by DB:
But too bored to go through all the posts. Anyone care to tell me what's going on here? Who's loose (Jakgirl?) and who's tight?

DB

*Elvis impersonation*
Thank you, thank you very much
you'r avatar very scary, kayak ular habis makan orang smile
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#50 - 05 Feb 06 09:59 Re: I have arrived
juminten Offline
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Registered: 08 Dec 05
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I do not mind you guys make fun of me, or talk dirty to me as much as you want, but get to know me first, then I'll give you a go.

And Kuku, I don't fuckin' care if DB (Dumb Bule) is the President of the United States! or the important asshole in Indonesia but he needs to behave a bit.
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#51 - 05 Feb 06 10:21 Re: I have arrived
KuKuKaChu Moderator Offline
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Registered: 09 Oct 05
Posts: 10790
Loc: Centre of the Universe
ya bu smile
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#52 - 05 Feb 06 11:28 Re: I have arrived
Polar Bear Offline
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Registered: 23 Nov 05
Posts: 6177
Quote:
Originally posted by JakGirl:
I do not mind you guys make fun of me, or talk dirty to me as much as you want, but get to know me first, then I'll give you a go.

And Kuku, I don't fuckin' care if DB (Dumb Bule) is the President of the United States! or the important asshole in Indonesia but he needs to behave a bit.
OOOOOOOH Jakgirl, you turn me on and make me soooo hard when you talk like this...

seriously, I just love it. Will you wear a NAZI uniform for me?

Damn, you make me hot.....

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#53 - 05 Feb 06 11:40 Re: I have arrived
Diyu Offline
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Registered: 12 Nov 05
Posts: 324
Loc: new zealand
posted February 05, 2006 10:59 AM
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I do not mind you guys make fun of me, or talk dirty to me as much as you want, but get to know me first, then I'll give you a go.

And Kuku, I don't fuckin' care if DB (Dumb Bule) is the President of the United States! or the important asshole in Indonesia but he needs to behave a bit.


J.K You have certainly risen in my admiration of you
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#54 - 05 Feb 06 12:48 Re: I have arrived
juminten Offline
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Registered: 08 Dec 05
Posts: 3870
Loc: disana-disini
Hey guys, I'm so sorry for my potty mouth, never got upset with your jokes before. I had a very long day, and was upset with a dumb ass at work, and all of these taken on this poor DB dude!
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#55 - 05 Feb 06 12:50 Re: I have arrived
KuKuKaChu Moderator Offline
Pooh Bah

Registered: 09 Oct 05
Posts: 10790
Loc: Centre of the Universe
tell us about it! how dumb was this dumb ass? what did s/he do (or not do)?
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#56 - 05 Feb 06 12:50 Re: I have arrived
juminten Offline
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Registered: 08 Dec 05
Posts: 3870
Loc: disana-disini
gotta go get some margaritas! happy weekend!
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#57 - 05 Feb 06 13:13 Re: I have arrived
Polar Bear Offline
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Registered: 23 Nov 05
Posts: 6177
Yes cmon JG, spill the beans.....

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#58 - 06 Feb 06 23:43 Re: I have arrived
juminten Offline
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Registered: 08 Dec 05
Posts: 3870
Loc: disana-disini
Nah..I'm Ok now smile
see..I'm smiling again..
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#59 - 07 Feb 06 06:49 Re: I have arrived
Polar Bear Offline
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Registered: 23 Nov 05
Posts: 6177
A joke to make you smile;

How many Bules does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, Bules will screw anything smile

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#60 - 07 Feb 06 10:13 Re: I have arrived
dew-jak Offline
Member

Registered: 07 Feb 06
Posts: 1
Loc: Jakarta
hi all,

good mornin' hope today we have a fantastic day..... smile

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#61 - 07 Feb 06 10:48 Re: I have arrived
juminten Offline
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Registered: 08 Dec 05
Posts: 3870
Loc: disana-disini
Hello dj! good morning to you? welcome to JakChat! ..you too have a very happy working! smile
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#62 - 07 Feb 06 10:55 Re: I have arrived
juminten Offline
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Registered: 08 Dec 05
Posts: 3870
Loc: disana-disini
Quote:
Originally posted by Polar Bear:
A joke to make you smile;

How many Bules does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, Bules will screw anything smile
That's Richie! he screws anything, everything to win ayam's heart! smile
BTW, where is he! damm..why the hell he took so long to plug the cable in! Richieeee...come back you idiot! *I miss him*
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#63 - 07 Feb 06 11:12 Re: I have arrived
cherry Offline
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Registered: 08 Nov 05
Posts: 1055
Loc: Indonesia
Quote:
Originally posted by dew-jak:
hi all,

good mornin' hope today we have a fantastic day..... smile
hopefuly smile
welcome any way, hopefuly you'll be enjoy here and get something new smile
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