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#39285 - 23 Dec 06 04:55 Penis wanna raise
Orang Kanada Offline
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Registered: 30 Sep 06
Posts: 621
Loc: Jakarta
The Penis wants a raise, so he sent this letter to the manegement:

I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the
following reasons:

1. I do physical labor.
2. I work at great depths.
3. I plunge head first into everything I do.
4. I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
5. I work in a damp environment.
6. I work in a dark area that has poor ventilation.
7. I work in high temperatures.
8. My work exposes me to diseases.
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Dear Penis,

After assessing your request, and considering the
arguments you have raised, the management denies your
request for the following reasons:

1. You do not work 8 hours straight.
2. You WORK IN SHORT SPURTS AND fall asleep after EACH brief work period.
3. You do not always follow the orders of the management team.
4. You do not stay in your designated area, and are often seen visiting other locations.
5. You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working.
6. You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.
7. You dont always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing.
8. You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed the assigned task.
9. And if that were not all, you have constantly been seen entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious-looking bags.

Sincerely, The Management
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#39303 - 23 Dec 06 10:58 Re: Penis wanna raise [Re: Orang Kanada]
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Registered: 15 Sep 06
Posts: 364
Loc: at my desk
Funny, OK. LOL. How did you get it?
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#39307 - 23 Dec 06 11:12 Re: Penis wanna raise [Re: bonita]
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Registered: 12 Aug 06
Posts: 852
Loc: Jakarta
Dont get me start on vagina smile
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#39314 - 23 Dec 06 12:25 Re: Penis wanna raise [Re: Shesca]
Orang Kanada Offline
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Loc: Jakarta
Hey Bonita, you're hurting me... just like I cannot come up with something stupid like that!

Ok, ok, a friend send it to me. Was to stupid so I posted here for all my friends...

Go on Shesca, why the Vagina wanna raise? smile
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#39452 - 27 Dec 06 01:09 Re: Penis wanna raise [Re: Orang Kanada]
bonita Offline
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Quoting: Orang Kanada
Hey Bonita, you're hurting me... just like I cannot come up with something stupid like that!

Ok, ok, a friend send it to me. Was to stupid so I posted here for all my friends...

Go on Shesca, why the Vagina wanna raise? smile


Wow, didn't mean to do so, OK wink I believe that everyone can come up with something stupid here, lol.

No, it wasn't stupid. Thanks for posting it. Was really laughing on it.

Yeah, Shes, I want to hear about another version of yours :P Bring it on wink
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#39454 - 27 Dec 06 01:26 Re: Penis wanna raise [Re: bonita]
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Registered: 12 Aug 06
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Loc: Jakarta
Vagina would request much more than that:
a 100% raise, 2 years of salary bonus,and stock option bonus smile
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#40413 - 11 Jan 07 14:04 Re: Penis wanna raise [Re: Shesca]
buzzman Offline
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Registered: 11 Jan 07
Posts: 4
Loc: Infinity and Beyond
One more thing for Mr. P:

You only work up to 5 minutes at a time though in rare ocassions, you work double shifts.


Edited by buzzman (11 Jan 07 14:04)

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#40433 - 11 Jan 07 23:12 Re: Penis wanna raise [Re: buzzman]
Diyu Offline
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Registered: 12 Nov 05
Posts: 324
Loc: new zealand
Dunlop are looking at making all their new tyres out of vagina,s as they never wear out
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