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#38939 - 19 Dec 06 13:49 Swimming Instructor(s) Needed - seriously
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If you meet the following criteria:

1. A sort of interesting, patient, and not overweight person;

2. VERY good at swimming;

2. Know a convenient place for swimming in Jakarta;

3. Willing to teach me a free style of swimming - minimum 2 times a week until I'm good at it.

Last but not least: willing to be UN-PAID... grin

Contact me at my email address with your details and availability. I'd prefer those who can start immediately some time in Jan 2007. All payments spent during swimming tutorial will be at the expense of me.

Thanks.

P.s. I am serious. smile
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#38940 - 19 Dec 06 13:57 Re: Swimming Instructor(s) Needed - seriously [Re: Massage Plus]
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> 1. A sort of interesting, patient, and not overweight person;

yep, that's me ...

> 2. VERY good at swimming;

yep, that's me ...

> 2. Know a convenient place for swimming in Jakarta;

yep, know a few ...

> 3. Willing to teach me a free style of swimming - minimum 2 times a week until I'm good at it.

i could be willing. but tell me, why should i???

> Last but not least: willing to be UN-PAID...

hmmmm ... so, what benefit do i derive from imparting my aquatic ilmu to you?
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#38943 - 19 Dec 06 14:30 Re: Swimming Instructor(s) Needed - seriously [Re: KuKuKaChu]
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I love swimming... and welcome anyone who wants join swimming with me in my place... but teaching...? I guess I am not patient enough.. just keep practice...




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#38949 - 19 Dec 06 20:41 Re: Swimming Instructor(s) Needed - seriously [Re: sloopy]
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BDPP - would being bounced on a water bed help you.... smile

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#38973 - 20 Dec 06 01:49 Re: Swimming Instructor(s) Needed - seriously [Re: Polar Bear]
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I guess I should be looking for 'swimming partner(s)', instead of 'swimming instructor(s)' - know the difference.

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#38975 - 20 Dec 06 02:32 Re: Swimming Instructor(s) Needed - seriously [Re: Massage Plus]
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I know too much about the places of swimming pool but I'm not the expert one..

I had an instructor in Kartika Chandra Hotel and I should pay him Rp. 50.000/coming

so maybe if you need a swimming instructor just come there wink
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#39032 - 20 Dec 06 23:36 Re: Swimming Instructor(s) Needed - seriously [Re: Jokie Jokie Girl]
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"1. A sort of interesting, patient, and not overweight person;"

Are you wanting to swim or get laid?? I would have thought if you aren't paying you cant afford to be that picky love!
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#39034 - 21 Dec 06 00:10 Re: Swimming Instructor(s) Needed - seriously [Re: chewwyUK]
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X-BDPP: "Somebody, please bring me to the Middle East...!"

can you explain this cryptic signature ... do you have a death wish, or something??

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#39394 - 25 Dec 06 12:39 Re: Swimming Instructor(s) Needed - seriously [Re: KuKuKaChu]
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Quoting: KuKuKaChu
X-BDPP: "Somebody, please bring me to the Middle East...!"

can you explain this cryptic signature ... do you have a death wish, or something??



A business wish actually.

Would like to know the prospect of expanding MP (Massage Plus) business over there grin. Maybe I can switch there since their oil is conducive enough to my business wink
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#39396 - 25 Dec 06 12:44 Re: Swimming Instructor(s) Needed - seriously [Re: Massage Plus]
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I am first in the queue honey...... smile

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#39398 - 25 Dec 06 12:48 Re: Swimming Instructor(s) Needed - seriously [Re: Massage Plus]
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hi EX wink
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#39399 - 25 Dec 06 12:51 Re: Swimming Instructor(s) Needed - seriously [Re: Polar Bear]
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Quoting: Polar Bear
I am first in the queue honey...... smile


In the queue to bring me to the Middle East? grin
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#39400 - 25 Dec 06 13:04 Re: Swimming Instructor(s) Needed - seriously [Re: chewwyUK]
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Quoting: chewwyUK
"1. A sort of interesting, patient, and not overweight person;"

Are you wanting to swim or get laid?? I would have thought if you aren't paying you cant afford to be that picky love!


If I write 'person', they could be male or female. Ummm...I don't mind paying men, but are they willing to be paid? smile
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#39401 - 25 Dec 06 13:04 Re: Swimming Instructor(s) Needed - seriously [Re: Massage Plus]
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For the massage plus!!!!

but I do have some business in Dubai quite soon smile


you could smooth out the deal (its worth a lot of money.....)

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#39402 - 25 Dec 06 13:09 Re: Swimming Instructor(s) Needed - seriously [Re: Polar Bear]
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Quoting: Polar Bear
For the massage plus!!!!

but I do have some business in Dubai quite soon smile


you could smooth out the deal (its worth a lot of money.....)


That will be my destination, too... We're thinking about the same thing eh?

Legian and King Cross didn't turn out to be good places for running MP...


Edited by X-BDPP (25 Dec 06 13:17)
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#39403 - 25 Dec 06 13:16 Re: Swimming Instructor(s) Needed - seriously [Re: Massage Plus]
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Why darling...... ?

i need to close a deal with a big client. I will do whaever it takes. Which might be a lot!!!!

you are serious?

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#39404 - 25 Dec 06 13:24 Re: Swimming Instructor(s) Needed - seriously [Re: Polar Bear]
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Because I need Xtra MP's or double MP = Massage Plus and Military Police to help the business run smooth...(I heard they're into it also).

Think Middle East would be the perfect place!
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