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#385 - 18 Feb 06 17:54 BDPP answers in riddles
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Is it just me, or is BPDD/Massage plus either highly evasive or one sandwich short of a picnic????

Ask a simple question via PM or email and you get some garbage answer or some stupid little pointless answer. Maybe. Perhaps. Etc

I just discovered that we were apparently at the same hotel at the same time. I have a photo of what may be her and its NOT the photo in her Yahoo profile.

So I ask is that you. After 30 minutes I still dont get a straight answer. If it is her, she is mid 40s and overweight with a bad haircut. frown

You can all tell me Im being rude, but jessus Christ, if I wanted to get fucked around I can go back to my ex wife. frown

I really appreciate some of the girls on this site. Cherry, Inggrit, Jokgirl, Jackgirl and Mamun Total for a start. You girls are great, and i will take you all to dinner soon. smile

But this bullshit is getting me down. I knew another stupid girl like this before, who always answered in riddles. frown (Female on BlokM site).

If I ask a straightforward non intrusive question either tell me to mind my own business or answer. Dont waste a day of my life with pointless bullshit. frown frown frown

Or am I being rude?

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#386 - 18 Feb 06 18:38 Re: BDPP answers in riddles
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Quote:
Originally posted by Polar Bear:
Is it just me, or is BPDD/Massage plus either highly evasive or one sandwich short of a picnic????

Ask a simple question via PM or email and you get some garbage answer or some stupid little pointless answer. Maybe. Perhaps. Etc

I just discovered that we were apparently at the same hotel at the same time. I have a photo of what may be her and its NOT the photo in her Yahoo profile.

So I ask is that you. After 30 minutes I still dont get a straight answer. If it is her, she is mid 40s and overweight with a bad haircut. frown

You can all tell me Im being rude, but jessus Christ, if I wanted to get fucked around I can go back to my ex wife. frown

I really appreciate some of the girls on this site. Cherry, Inggrit, Jokgirl, Jackgirl and Mamun Total for a start. You girls are great, and i will take you all to dinner soon. smile

But this bullshit is getting me down. I knew another stupid girl like this before, who always answered in riddles. frown (Female on BlokM site).

If I ask a straightforward non intrusive question either tell me to mind my own business or answer. Dont waste a day of my life with pointless bullshit. frown frown frown

Or am I being rude?
YOU didn't understand that my internet access here can't be as fast as you want it to be. Don't compare it to yours in OZ. It takes me 5 or 10 minutes to open a photo or websites, and sometimes photos and websites can't even be opened due to busy connection from the server!

I just asked you to wait and be patient but what is it you're pointing to me giving me an answer like "I am going out to get drunk and laid" to end the conversation? I know everyone has their rights to say what they wanna say, but why should you think I was wasting your time deliberately? Why would I waste someone else's time 'deliberately'?

I am stupid like those girls on BLOK M website? I don't even go to such a website and Blok M isn't even my home!

Sorry PB, I'm around my period. Don't call me a stupid girl, you don't even know me in real.
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#387 - 18 Feb 06 19:01 Re: BDPP answers in riddles
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Honey, listen. In my business dealings i have to put up with all the "round and round the garden" bullshit, where no one actually gives an answer, or says what they really mean. conversations go like this:

PB: "Will you be upgrading the mainframe"
Client: "Maybe"
PB: "Yes or No"
Client: "perhaps"

I want a straight answer so I can help them. They give me riddles and rubbish.

This is EXACTLY why Bules have "pay by the hour" Ayams, rather than an Indo GF. Its too hard to get simple answers.

Every time I meet an Indo girl faceot face she asks me how to get a Bule BF. The answer is simple. Be straighforward....

i have to put up with it in my business dealings. I refuse to put up with it in my sex life, and I ABSOLUTLY will not put up with it from some email pen friend.

i asked you some direct questions, and you chose to ignore them, or answered in wriddles. Now you see how direct Westerners can be...

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#388 - 18 Feb 06 19:46 Re: BDPP answers in riddles
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PB: Will you be upgrading the mainframe
Client: Maybe
PB: Yes or No
Client: perhaps
PB: answer the question, you moron!
client: ok, maybe. but how long will it take?
PB: three weeks. give or take.
client: but that's what you said about the software delelopment, and that ended up taking 9 months!
PB: hey! are you casting nasturtiums at my integrity? huh?
client: no, no. it's just ...
PB: do you want that whole system to come crashing down about your ears? it'll only take two secs, and you know i'm the only person on earth who can fix it now.
client: no, no, please, not that. we'll do the mainframe upgrade. here's a cheque. fill it in yourself...
PB: it's a pleasure doing business with such a sensible, straight-forward client.
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#389 - 18 Feb 06 19:49 Re: BDPP answers in riddles
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Quote:
Originally posted by Polar Bear:
i asked you some direct questions, and you chose to ignore them, or answered in wriddles. Now you see how direct Westerners can be...
rosshilton2004: are you about 40
rosshilton2004: i think i have your photo
massage.plus: 40???????????????
massage.plus: is Stamford Arms bar beside the Arios bar?
massage.plus: I was at Ambhara in the middle of Dec
rosshilton2004: i just sent you a photo
rosshilton2004: i think it is you
rosshilton2004: is it you
rosshilton2004: you????
rosshilton2004: Stamford is the Englsih style bar in the hotel
massage.plus: oh...
rosshilton2004: look at photo
rosshilton2004: IS IT YOU?????
massage.plus: hold on....
massage.plus: be patient smile
massage.plus: laugh
massage.plus: laugh laugh :-P
massage.plus: did u meet the GM there?
massage.plus: how long did u stay there in Dec? 2 weeks?
rosshilton2004: IS IT YOU?????
rosshilton2004: IS IT YOU?????
rosshilton2004: IS IT YOU?????
rosshilton2004: IS IT YOU?????
rosshilton2004: WTF
rosshilton2004: it is a simple question
rosshilton2004: is the photo you?
rosshilton2004: http://www.exxpat.or.id/info/blokmbars.html#Stamford
rosshilton2004: http://www.exxpat.or.id/info/blokmbars.html#Stamford
rosshilton2004: http://www.exxpat.or.id/info/blokmbars.html#Stamford
rosshilton2004: no i didnt meet the GM
rosshilton2004: i met a lot of ayam
rosshilton2004: jeesus
massage.plus: wait a sec, wanna urinate....!
rosshilton2004: why the fuck would I meet the GM
massage.plus: maybe u wanted to share your Ayams with him:-P
rosshilton2004: jeeseus
rosshilton2004: is
rosshilton2004: that
rosshilton2004: you
rosshilton2004: in
rosshilton2004: the
rosshilton2004: photo
rosshilton2004: yes
rosshilton2004: or
rosshilton2004: no
massage.plus: wait
rosshilton2004: i give up
massage.plus: no pic on that website
rosshilton2004: I am going out to get drunk and liad
rosshilton2004: laid

If you had thought, you wouldn't have asked me if the 40 years old lady in the photo you were going to send me was me or not. I'm clearly not 40 and a photo of mine you've seen in my Yahoo profile does not show I'm 40, OBVIOUSLY. AND, for your info, that photo EVENTUALLY opened up 5 minutes after you ended up our conversation.


Quote:
Originally posted by Polar Bear:
Every time I meet an Indo girl faceot face she asks me how to get a Bule BF. The answer is simple. Be straighforward....
I never ask Bule or other people to show me the way how to get a Bule BF. I can find my own way and it doesn't need to be a bule to be my BF.

PB, you're the one and only guy in this world who has thought and called me a stupid girl (moron).
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#390 - 18 Feb 06 20:15 Re: BDPP answers in riddles
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Registered: 23 Nov 05
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Yahoo profiles mean nothing! you could be a 60 year old guy in Texas for all I know smile

Just because you give an age on yahoo doesnt mean you are that age smile

This was your profile until the other day:

"Touching, Rubbing, Shaking, Licking, Sucking, and Riding those vital areas. Helping men with feeling relaxed and happy. You want it gentle? Tender? Rowdy? Just name it and ask me :-)"

So is that true? do you do Massage Plus? cos your Yahoo ID and your profile said you did!!!

So can we believe that as well?

Why dont you paste the conversation from last night? Want me to post it - or will you be embarassed?

If you want i will delete this thread and forget it. Lets just not waste each others time OK.

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#391 - 18 Feb 06 20:34 Re: BDPP answers in riddles
Polar Bear Offline
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PB: Will you be upgrading the mainframe
Client: Maybe
PB: Yes or No!
Client: perhaps
PB: If you dont tell me what you are doing with the mainframe I cannot develop an interface.
client: but of course you must keep to delivery date and prices.
PB: how can I? I MUST know what platform you will be running.
client: Would you like to take us to dinner tonight?
PB: I need to order the hardware by tonight.
client: We know a nice expensive restaurant
PB: Can we forget dinner for a while, and discuss the mainframe?
client: It has nice fish.
PB: Have you discussed the upgrade with IBM?
Client: IBM take us to dinner.
PB: If you dont shut up about dinner and give me a straight answer I am walking out of this meeting.
Client: We can hold a mainframe meeting to answer your question.
PB: When?
Client: we can discuss when over dinner tonight
PB: so we will hold a dinner to discuss when we can hold a meeting to determine a vital answer that you need to give me at THIS meeting?
Client: Maybe
PB: AGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH

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#392 - 18 Feb 06 20:37 Re: BDPP answers in riddles
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Registered: 13 Feb 06
Posts: 238
Loc: JKT
Quote:
Originally posted by Polar Bear:
Why dont you paste the conversation from last night? Want me to post it - or will you be embarassed?

If you want i will delete this thread and forget it. Lets just not waste each others time OK.
I will not be embarrased. Why should I be embarrased for telling the truth. I'm not a celebrity here. I'm nobody.

I will not talk to you anymore, PB.

Good night and farewell smile


Ps. "Live for sex and excitement", I'll remember that.
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#393 - 18 Feb 06 20:48 Re: BDPP answers in riddles
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Registered: 23 Nov 05
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I worked in Tokyo. I had this Japanese GF. Conversations went like:

Her: Want you want do?
PB: Nothing
Her: You no bored?
PB: Do you want to go out?
Her: hai!
PB: Would you like to go for a drink
Her: I not thirsty
PB: Would you like to go for dinner
Her: I not hungry
PB: Would you like to go to a movie
Her: Hai!
PB: Would you like to see X
Her: I no like Julia Roberts
PB: Would you like to see y
Her: I no like Brad Pitt
PB: Would you like to see z
Her: Hai!

And so it went on, like some on going quiz show. She would never tell me what she wanted, I had to work through all of the options to discover it.

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#394 - 18 Feb 06 20:53 Re: BDPP answers in riddles
Polar Bear Offline
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Registered: 23 Nov 05
Posts: 6177
Quote:
Originally posted by Berhenti dari Pijat Plus:
I will not be embarrased. Why should I be embarrased for telling the truth.
"Touching, Rubbing, Shaking, Licking, Sucking, and Riding those vital areas. Helping men with feeling relaxed and happy. You want it gentle? Tender? Rowdy? Just name it and ask me :-)"

truth? smile smile smile

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#395 - 19 Feb 06 00:09 Re: BDPP answers in riddles
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Registered: 08 Dec 05
Posts: 3870
Loc: disana-disini
PB, this is what you wrote me when I pasted her yahoo profile. You think that I am jealous of her..gosh! I'm an intelligent woman, and my life is great and got most of everything what I wanted. No reason to be jealous smile

PB wrote :
BDPP, welcome....
I saw your photo on Yahoo, and you are very beautiful. You sound like a lot of fun...
Take no notice if any girls here get jealous. you knowe how girls can be silly. The guys here are good fun. Lex (Goof dude), KuKu (the boss) and Richie Gear are all great.
Have a great Valentines day....

love
Polar Bear
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#396 - 19 Feb 06 00:57 Re: BDPP answers in riddles
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Loc: Jakarta
i wish my name on your list jak ...
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#397 - 19 Feb 06 01:01 Re: BDPP answers in riddles
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echost, yes baby, just added it up in the last one smile ....happy?!
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#398 - 19 Feb 06 01:05 Re: BDPP answers in riddles
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Tks my girl ...
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#399 - 19 Feb 06 05:56 Re: BDPP answers in riddles
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Registered: 23 Nov 05
Posts: 6177
Quote:
Originally posted by JakGirl:
PB, this is what you wrote me when I pasted her yahoo profile.
Hey I'm a Bule Gila. i trust people....

Maybe i am being hard on BDPP. maybe she is a nice 24 year old language teacher.

Or maybe she is a 40 year old fat Ayam who does massage plus.

I dont care. my life is too short and I m too busy to waste trying to understand riddles, silly comments and silly answers..

I don't do crosswords either.....

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#400 - 19 Feb 06 06:04 Re: BDPP answers in riddles
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She also opened with:

Realizing that I am still single , I'd like to jump-start opposite-gender hang-out friendships/partnerships with fun guys whom I can meet when I live in Jakarta next, regardless their marital status and sexual habits. Any guys up in the market?

So - married guys and perverts all stand a good chance. smile

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#401 - 19 Feb 06 07:11 Re: BDPP answers in riddles
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thats what she meant! so, all wives in Jakarta need to be aware and lock their husbands up!
block M pervets are OK too smile
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#402 - 19 Feb 06 07:22 Re: BDPP answers in riddles
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Quote:
Originally posted by JakGirl:
thats what she meant! so, all wives in Jakarta need to be aware and lock their husbands up!
If she is the girl I met in the Stamford Arms (as she was claiming) then they need not worry. This is the girls i met....

http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f102/rosshilton/DSC_0012.jpg

Would you be worried if it was your husband?

(And yes, i was tired and drunk, so i look rough)

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#403 - 19 Feb 06 07:34 Re: BDPP answers in riddles
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You looked fine PB, just needed smile a bit smile
No, I wouldn't worry but, that lady is an expert, she can "pija-pijat" his balls, and then she jumps onto him and "riding" his sexy manhood!..oh my god! I better lock him up..no more Jakarta smile
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#404 - 19 Feb 06 07:44 Re: BDPP answers in riddles
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Hey It was 2am, i was drunk and I had some 100KG 90 year old retired Ayam trying to get into my pants.

What did I have to smile about?

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#405 - 19 Feb 06 07:50 Re: BDPP answers in riddles
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LOL..PB you're sooooo..bad!
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#406 - 19 Feb 06 07:59 Re: BDPP answers in riddles
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i never said I was a good boy.....

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#407 - 19 Feb 06 18:45 Re: BDPP answers in riddles
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Quote:
Originally posted by JakGirl:
thats what she meant! so, all wives in Jakarta need to be aware and lock their husbands up!
block M pervets are OK too smile
As an intelligent lady, you should have thought that be friends can be regardless their marital status. Making friends with married guys doesn't ALWAYS mean they CAN fuck. smile

And I'm sure without being a real Massage Lady, girls who like sex can and want to do what real Massage ladies do. Not being 'munafik' lah. smile
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#408 - 19 Feb 06 18:50 Re: BDPP answers in riddles
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Hey Jakgirl, climb into my Porsche/bed/heart.

Its ok, I am single guy......

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#409 - 20 Feb 06 02:17 Re: BDPP answers in riddles
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Registered: 08 Dec 05
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Quote:
Originally posted by Berhenti dari Pijat Plus:
[QUOTE]As an intelligent lady, you should have thought that be friends can be regardless their marital status. Making friends with married guys doesn't ALWAYS mean they CAN fuck. :)And I'm sure without being a real Massage Lady, girls who like sex can and want to do what real Massage ladies do. Not being 'munafik' lah. smile
But you wrote this sweetie:

Realizing that I am still single , I'd like to jump-start opposite-gender hang-out friendships/ partnerships with fun guys whom I can meet when I live in Jakarta next, regardless their marital status and sexual habits. Any guys up in the market?

I'm not being munafic sweetie, just prefer hangout and fuck with single dudes ! single woman hangout with married man?? that's not good, if his wife finds out about it..I don't think she is gonna be verry happy! and..having selingkuhan with a marrid man is disgusting! NEVER done that in my life, its very unethical !
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