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#36524 - 21 Nov 06 19:56 Sausage sizes......
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LT Goto wrote this in november 1998:


http://www.gapimny.org/newsletter/1998/98november/penis.html


Poor, poor Asian males. We sure are taking a beating these days, aren't we? Just when we thought all was well after the release of Dragon: The Bruce Lee Story, a film that actually held Mr. Asian Male in a positive light, out came The Joy Luck Club, re-igniting the current trend in belittling him. If it's not our height, it's our lack of might. We aren't handsome enough, loud enough, considerate enough, paternal enough, aggressive enough, masculine enough, horny enough. Well, maybe not that last one.

So what about this Asian penis thing anyway? Doesn't the world know that we have enough to worry about other than the size of our "wee-wees?" It's bad enough that people think we're overcompensating for our inadequacies by setting outrageous goals in education and profession.

If you didn't quite understand the allusion to the myth of the Asian penis in the mock commercial, then let me clarify it for you. According to the myth, Asian men have smaller penises. Smaller than what? Or, who? Well, that all depends on what standard of measurement you use.

Back in college, I took a class called "Sexual Psychology 230," otherwise known as "Dirty 230." My professor said the average penis size is 5-1/2 inches, when erect. When flaccid or limp, the average size is about 2-1/2 inches.

I decided to do a little (no pun intended) research on the penis. While compiling my data, a woman asked why men feel it so important to worry about the size of their penis. The average male chauvinist pig probably would have written her question off as rhetorical and moved on. I mean, come on! Isn't everyone concerned about the penis? Doesn't the world revolve around the male's sexual anatomy?

Vanity 6, the musical group inspired and created by Prince (or whatever his name is now), made it very clear in the song, "Nasty Girls": "I need seven inches or more."

Through my research, I found one Asian male, a Japanese American, late 20's, who said he has a 7-inch penis. He even offered to show it to me, to which I immediately declined. He boasted that he gained instant notoriety after dating someone in the Los Angeles Asian American community. "Girls would point at me," he said. "It was a pretty big ego boost!"

A Vietnamese American male, early 20's, admitted he was "below" the average of 6 inches. Asked if he was ever concerned about the length of his penis, he simply answered, "No."

A Japanese American female, early 20's, said she has been with two Asian men: a half Filipino, half Chinese in his mid-20's, and a Japanese in his mid-20's. With the 6-inch rule in mind, she said, "Okay, let me think about this. I have to think how long six inches is. Well, I guess they were average. Yeah, they were about average." I assumed that the women's accounts of penis size to be more reliable than the men's.

However, while conducting my research, a homosexual Caucasian man - we'll call him Brian - in his late 30's, volunteered some information. "I would say that from a purely statistical point of view, [the myth of the Asian penis being smaller] is basically true," he said. "However, the smallest I've experienced was on a Caucasian." Brian said that he has dated about 40 Asian men and about 15 to 20 Caucasian men. He added that he prefers Asian men to men of any other ethnicity. "I think that what I've found among Asian men is the absence of really `big ones,'" he said. "But I think if you were to put White men and Asian men on two separate bell curves, there would be a lot of overlap."

Yet, Donna thought the subject of this article was interesting since most of her boyfriends have been Asian. She explained that she prefers Asian men "because they're small." Donna, who stands about 5'1", thinks "body size" has something to do with penis size. "Asian men are not big," she said, referring to their penises. "I guess that's always why I liked Asian men. I strongly believe that that's because of their bodies. Their bodies are not big." I told her the average size for all males is about 6 inches. She replied, "Yeah. They (Asian men) are average."

Donna's friend, a Chinese American female, early 20's, said she currently dates African American men. She made it clear that it is "the whole physical package" of African American men that appeals to her, not their penis size. She said she has dated one Asian male whose penis was "about 6-1/2 inches, but it was big in circumference." Asked if she was familiar with the different ethnic-specific stereotypes, she replied, "Not all Asian men are going to have smaller penises in the same way that not all Black men have huge penises. There are exceptions to every stereotype. Just because I'm Asian doesn't mean I'm going to be passive."

A Chinese American female - let's call her Marilyn - in her mid-20's explained that she hadn't been with a lot of men, but that she had "been very lucky." "Every single guy has been at least 6 inches," Marilyn said. "They were mostly Chinese men. One was 8 inches, another was 7 inches. I guess I've been pretty lucky."

A Korean American male, mid-20's, recalled a conversation with his Caucasian girlfriend. He said they had just finished making love when she brought up the subject of penis size. "She said she had heard about the size myth, and initially she was kind of concerned," he said. "It was something that was in the back of her mind, before we ever made love.

But after making love, she found out it wasn't a problem, that [the myth] wasn't true." He said he was always a little uncomfortable with the subject of penis size because all of his friends who were White had joked about how little Asian men's penises must be. After a while, he began to believe in the myth himself. "It plays on your psyche," he said. "My friends used to joke and poke fun at me and say, `You know how Asian men are.'"

One of the females I interviewed was curious as to what the consensus was on Asian penis size. I told her that the results were about average. Some bigger, some smaller, mostly average though. She was surprised to hear "some bigger." I was talking to her on the phone, but I could just imagine her eyes growing wider with amazement. She was even surprised to hear that Asian men were about average, having heard the myth of the small Asian penis as well.

I have to say that this story was a difficult one to keep objective, being an Asian male myself. My education as a journalist never quite prepared me for a subject like the "myth of the Asian penis." I suppose that if I had searched long and hard, I may have actually come up with more men who were smaller than average.

There is a trick to being objective: don't look for certain results. If a non-Asian female or male were to attempt this story, the results may have been different. People, in general, tend to "find" the results that they expect. It's the self-fulfilling prophecy at work.

I am an Asian male. I never expected to find results that were smaller than average. However, I never expected to find results that were bigger than average, either. I just found what I found: Asian penises are about average in length when erect, with the possible "absence of really big ones."

My favorite interviewee, Marilyn, made an interesting point about men's penis size, but on an individual basis. She said, "There is an erection, and then, there is an erection!" Well put, Marilyn.


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#36637 - 22 Nov 06 08:32 Re: Sausage sizes...... [Re: Polar Bear]
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Don't worry about the girls -

You want to see the tool on Timmy who drives the Skip wagon for Uxbridge skips , he can hang the thing out of the window to keep it cool .
Physically Timmy is normally built , not huge , just average , but his dongle is a national treasure - a replica of it should be in Tussauds , or perhaps the empty plinth in Trafalgar Square .
His wife has a permanent wide idea expression of shock , which I can only assume is the result of Timmy's Tool . It is monstrous on the slack , I dread to think what it must be like when it is angry .
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#36651 - 22 Nov 06 09:37 Re: Sausage sizes...... [Re: Capt. Mainwaring]
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I had a uni mate who was a legend in his own bathwater for the same reason. I took a look one day and fuck me it was HUGE.

Same story - not a big guy, average build, but jeeeez his suasage was of epic proportions. If he ever got the bugger up hard he could run the Union Jack up it......

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#36656 - 22 Nov 06 10:47 Re: Sausage sizes...... [Re: Polar Bear]
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I cannot even look in the full length mirror as it cracks every time, Its laughing!
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#36663 - 22 Nov 06 11:41 Re: Sausage sizes...... [Re: Dilli]
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I actually have a scientific study. In short, It has conducted studies (measurements) at the asian, Caucasian and Afro black race groups. From each of these groups a representative number (30.000 per group) have been measured. Average penis size per group was as follows: for Caucasians 6.85 inch (17.4 cm)for Asians 6.14 inch ( 15.6 cm) and for afro americans 7.45 inch (18.9 cm.
Because the study has been conducted with such a large group it is quite reliable. Also mentioned in the survey were the smallest and biggest measured penis per group:

Caucasians:
Biggest 9.64 inch (24.5 cm)
Smallest 4.71 inch (12 cm)

Asians:
Biggest 9.18 inch (23.3 cm)
Smallest 4.59 inch (11.7 cm)

Afro black:
Biggest 11.13 inch (28.25 cm)
Smallest 4.48 inch (11.4 cm)

It was interesting to see that the smallest penis was actually measured at the afro race group. The survey further reveiled that however there is a substantial portion of the afro black (significantely larger than in the other 2 groups) group that had a very large penis (over 9 inch)there was also a large portion of black males that had just an average sized penis (btw 6 and 7.5 inch) So the myth that black guys have exceptionally large penisses is not actually true but only true for a part of that race group.

The survey finally interviewed a population of women (from the 3 racegroups) about whether they find it important if their man is large endowed or not. For 75% it is very important and many of them stated they didn't have a feeling if a penis would be below 5.5 inch. For the other 25% it was of minor or complete unimportance if a penis was big or not. So size does matter!!!!

For a woman it depends what size she perceives as tall or medium or small, depending on her experience and racegroup. For afro woman size between 4.8 and 6 inch is percieved as small for asian women size between 4.8 and 5.5 is perceived as small and for caucasian women a size between 4.8 and 6.5 inch was percieved as small.

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#36664 - 22 Nov 06 11:49 Re: Sausage sizes...... [Re: dutch_guy]
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I have a 12 inch penis - but I dont use it as a rule smile



Thats a joke guys, its a play on the old 12 inch/one foot rulers we had in school as kids. I dont have a 12 inch dong, and if I did it would be useless as a measuring tool.......

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#36667 - 22 Nov 06 11:55 Re: Sausage sizes...... [Re: Polar Bear]
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JakChat has the biggest Penis recorded in History! We call it PB. (Stands back waiting for the rhetorical smallest penis being Scottish)
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#36679 - 22 Nov 06 14:22 Re: Sausage sizes...... [Re: Polar Bear]
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Wish I had a 12" long donkle , but I'm not prepared to cut anything off of this big bastard .
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I also made a vegetarian version,with tempe and tofu chunks for myself and others.Get over it.
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#36684 - 22 Nov 06 19:33 Re: Sausage sizes...... [Re: Capt. Mainwaring]
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Quoting: James Hanratty
Wish I had a 12" long donkle , but I'm not prepared to cut anything off of this big bastard .


Fold it in half like i do smile

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#36870 - 24 Nov 06 06:02 Re: Sausage sizes...... [Re: Polar Bear]
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For the record: Mine is 9.75 cm or 3.8 inch when erect. I have a very rare affliction called a "micro penis" About 1,1% of all males suffer from this affliction.


Edited by dutch_guy (24 Nov 06 06:03)

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#36871 - 24 Nov 06 06:10 Re: Sausage sizes...... [Re: dutch_guy]
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Quoting: dutch_guy
For the record: Mine is 9.75 cm or 3.8 inch when erect. I have a very rare affliction called a "micro penis" About 1,1% of all males suffer from this affliction.

thank you for sharing that with us, DG. can we have an authenticated photo?
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#36882 - 24 Nov 06 10:40 Re: Sausage sizes...... [Re: KuKuKaChu]
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Dont bother, we get the message!
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#36956 - 25 Nov 06 03:00 Re: Sausage sizes...... [Re: dutch_guy]
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Oh, dear, it's the locker-room gossip again. There are umpteen studies, each proving this or that point -- but what does it all matter? *

Hold to the old KISS principle: you will find out fairly quickly if your girl-friend or wife (or for the faggots: their "meaningful other", "partners", or whatever appellation is in) can drench in sweat (from time to time) and make these weird and funny pre-historic sounds. If she can, chances are that your "sausage" is doin' its thing, "struttin' its stuff", and if she's not, better cut the sausage off, or better still, look for a new partner (gf, wife or faggeroni)! smile

* BTW: the last study adduced is total nonsense -- and all studies purport to be "definitive". Simple question: they actually measure the erect organ? And if so, how do they place the ruler? 99.99999... % of so-called "scientific" studies rely on interviews .... which just goes to show what a lot of hogwash this is ...


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#36972 - 25 Nov 06 03:41 Re: Sausage sizes...... [Re: cherry-picker]
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I agree.....

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#37019 - 25 Nov 06 06:10 Re: Sausage sizes...... [Re: KuKuKaChu]
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oh, jeez, kasian de loh ... but the "affliction" is likely to be in the head that sits on your shoulders .... "micro" penis (your physician may have told you) is in the "micro-range" ... in other words, if you said 3.8 centimetres, we would acknowledge, with a sad nod of the head, and no twitch in the female loins ...

But 3.8 inches is teeeeny-weeny, but not "micro", you dolt!

Let's not forget in all our locker-room tourneys, that today is FRIDAY!!!


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#37021 - 25 Nov 06 06:16 Re: Sausage sizes...... [Re: dutch_guy]
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Quoting: dutch_guy
For the record: Mine is 9.75 cm or 3.8 inch when erect. I have a very rare affliction called a "micro penis" About 1,1% of all males suffer from this affliction.


I think it is possibly a micro-brain that you possess.
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#37022 - 25 Nov 06 06:23 Re: Sausage sizes...... [Re: Capt. Mainwaring]
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Average penis size at the latest and most reliable study where physicians actually measured the penis of the guys themselves was conducted at various Western European institutions (urology) simultaniously and involved 88.000 man ranging in age from 19 to 67 years old. The shortest penis measured was indeed a real micro penis (3.7 cm in erect state) the biggest one was 26.4 cm. Average size was 6.45 inches or 16.4 cm. We can safely conclude that the average size of a penis is 16.4 cm. The average girth is 5.1 inch or 13 cm.

Yes with 9.5 cm i come out really bad and i would belong to the 1.1% of smallest to micro penis.

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#37052 - 25 Nov 06 12:55 Re: Sausage sizes...... [Re: dutch_guy]
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Look, once again we hear about "that" study (yet not a single line adduced in evidence: hearsay stuff, to sell books of the pink kind; "physicians measured themselves ...": wrong grammar, but we know what you mean: gay physicos in San Francisco, dribbling with their flexi-rulers ... You know the old saw about the Russians ordering condoms from the US for 12 inch dicks, and the Americans, supplying, but printing on the packet: 'medium size' ....)... I'm sorry: while all statisticians are wrong in regard to each and every individual -- and this is in the "hard sciences" (no pun intended, but gratefully taken) your argument is as small in "gravitas" as is your buah pelir in weight!

I have a pic somewhere of a micro-penis that is smaller than your study mentions .... so how come that "odd" picture is avaiable on the Net, but not in your "comprehensive" study??!!

"The New Scientist" has also "opined" that micro-penis concerns an engorged thistle that is less than 7 cm in its ceilingward ambitions -- so, dutch man, you are a cut above the micros!

Sorry to destroy your illusions about being so inadequate ... but your brain, alas, has been tossed into the scale, and found wanting:

http://www.newscientist.com/article.ns?id=dn6761

Also: these "hard science" guys plumb for an "average reading" of 12.5 cm!

Maybe they are all using different rulers, right .....dahhhhhh....

Fine, Mr Micro, it's up to you what you believe you are ... micro-brain may indeed (as James had said) fit the bill ... over and out ...




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#37430 - 29 Nov 06 22:30 Re: Sausage sizes...... [Re: cherry-picker]
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... BTW ... i find it a little odd that on a P2P like friendster an incredible amount of INDONESIAN (and Philippino) guys show off their (little) willies ... and don't get reported ... and link up to tons of girls!!

go figure that one ...

and Indo boys on friendster BRAG by giving their "dimensions" as 15 cm ... well, well ... that's certainly not micro, but it's nothing to write home about either! smile




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#37431 - 29 Nov 06 23:37 Re: Sausage sizes...... [Re: cherry-picker]
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hey cp ;)nice to see you here..

well, how's life there, I'll replay your e-mail soon
stay in touch..and keep join here ya..JakChat is a place that you can find me wink yay
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#37432 - 29 Nov 06 23:47 Re: Sausage sizes...... [Re: cherry-picker]
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Quoting: cherry-picker
... BTW ... i find it a little odd that on a P2P like friendster an incredible amount of INDONESIAN (and Philippino) guys show off their (little) willies ... and don't get reported ... and link up to tons of girls!!

maybe they don't get reported because the webmasters feel sorry for them smile
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#37467 - 30 Nov 06 09:44 Re: Sausage sizes...... [Re: Jokie Jokie Girl]
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where did u get that pic of me (taken 23 years ago) cherry??

(since then i gained about 55 kilo)

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