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#360 - 12 Oct 05 18:07 need some advice
SBY Offline
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Registered: 13 Oct 05
Posts: 1
Loc: Jakarta
Sorry to bother everyone, but i need some advice. I have this country, and it seems to be going to pieces.

What can I do? I can't seem to decide. Us Librans are like that you know.

Anyway, please send suggestions asap. My personal SMS number is 9949. I reply personally to all messages.

Yours Truly

SBY

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#361 - 13 Oct 05 19:34 Re: need some advice
Faria Offline
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Registered: 12 Oct 05
Posts: 21
Loc: Jakarta
Hi Mr SBY,

If you want to solve your problem, you can send sms to my number and we will give the solution.

Rgds,

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#362 - 17 Oct 05 22:01 Re: need some advice
janda gatal Offline
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Registered: 17 Oct 05
Posts: 5
Loc: jakarte
hey sby baby ... you can have my hp number anytime you want it. but how come you never reply to my messages? you dont know what you are missing man

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#363 - 17 Oct 05 22:09 Re: need some advice
Faria Offline
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Registered: 12 Oct 05
Posts: 21
Loc: Jakarta
Sby still busy with his job...denger2 listrik mau naik lage 30%....huk uhuk uhuk...

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#364 - 17 Oct 05 22:15 Re: need some advice
KuKuKaChu Moderator Offline
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Registered: 09 Oct 05
Posts: 10790
Loc: Centre of the Universe
taxi fares are also going up.

today, what usually cost Rp25,000 now costs Rp39,000! Nearly twice the cost! I think I will have to start walking everywhere now. frown
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#365 - 17 Oct 05 22:45 Re: need some advice
Faria Offline
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Registered: 12 Oct 05
Posts: 21
Loc: Jakarta
im not suprised...i think sby shud work hard to solve this problem, fortunalety this month is fasting month.

i think you shud try PUASA ...it will better for your healty and also for your pocket...

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#366 - 18 Oct 05 15:26 Re: need some advice
inggrit brown Offline
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Registered: 18 Oct 05
Posts: 398
Loc: Jakarta
Lucky Me! wink

i didn't choose SBY when this country was voting.
btw all, do you know what the meaning SBY JK is??
SBY JK mean is "Susah Bensin Ya Jalan Kaki!" wink
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#367 - 18 Oct 05 15:38 Re: need some advice
KuKuKaChu Moderator Offline
Pooh Bah

Registered: 09 Oct 05
Posts: 10790
Loc: Centre of the Universe
wu hu!! a little jungle bunny!! smile

for our indonesian-challenged readers "Susah Bensin Ya Jalan Kaki!" == "Gasoline's hard to get, so just walk!"
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#368 - 20 Oct 05 16:29 Re: need some advice
inggrit brown Offline
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Registered: 18 Oct 05
Posts: 398
Loc: Jakarta
hey Kukukachung,

will you be my english teacher?
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#369 - 08 Nov 05 16:12 Re: need some advice
ivands Offline
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Registered: 07 Nov 05
Posts: 51
Loc: Jakarta
hi inggrit,
nice lips and tongue...

give sby a kiss, let him forget about all things than ask him to walk from monas to his office, than he will come to know how walking is sooo nice in day time of jakarta....
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#370 - 08 Nov 05 16:47 Re: need some advice
sonya_tea Offline
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Registered: 08 Nov 05
Posts: 89
Loc: Bandung
so, every day you wolking in the way...
what a boy you're

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#371 - 08 Nov 05 20:38 Re: need some advice
angel Offline
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Registered: 19 Oct 05
Posts: 45
Loc: bekasi
hmmm... i think he is a pengukur jalan lah...

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#372 - 09 Nov 05 10:10 Re: need some advice
ivands Offline
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Registered: 07 Nov 05
Posts: 51
Loc: Jakarta
wink
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#373 - 05 Dec 05 18:22 Re: need some advice
Polar Bear Offline
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Registered: 23 Nov 05
Posts: 6177
Quote:
Originally posted by KuKuKaChu:
taxi fares are also going up.

today, what usually cost Rp25,000 now costs Rp39,000! Nearly twice the cost! I think I will have to start walking everywhere now. frown
jakarta is flat. Buy a bike. Pedal power.

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#374 - 06 Dec 05 16:02 Re: need some advice
inggrit brown Offline
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Registered: 18 Oct 05
Posts: 398
Loc: Jakarta
so Rosco, if you think that taxi fare are also going up does it mean Taxi fare for ayam in the club are going up too?? LOL
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#375 - 06 Dec 05 16:26 Re: need some advice
Polar Bear Offline
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Registered: 23 Nov 05
Posts: 6177
A year ago Ayam cost me 200K, now they want 350K and will not get off the bar stool for less than 300K. Thats inflation for you!

On a serious note this is NOT good for Indonesia. Nothing drivwes inflation like fule price increases, and once infalction starts its very hard to control. I hope you guys know what your doing.....

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#376 - 06 Dec 05 17:20 Re: need some advice
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Registered: 27 Nov 05
Posts: 94
Loc: Jakarta
Hahaha..Poor You laugh
I think in Indonesia and the rest of the 3rd world all bule/foreigners are cursed...
coz when Bule need sex fulfillment or ayams they ussualy find there are no such free ayams.. they have to pay that much because ayams expect so much from bule ....

I'm pround as Indonesian Guy and Womanizer ... Hahahhaahah BIG LOL laugh Inflation doesn't count

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#377 - 06 Dec 05 17:25 Re: need some advice
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Registered: 27 Nov 05
Posts: 94
Loc: Jakarta
Rosco.. if you only pay 200k, I guess you will still get ayam too, but of course there will be some inflation in her service, right? laugh

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#378 - 06 Dec 05 17:29 Re: need some advice
KuKuLutus Offline
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Registered: 27 Nov 05
Posts: 94
Loc: Jakarta
Rosco/Kukukachung... Traktir Gue Ayam Dong laugh
Hahahahha LOL laugh smile )

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#379 - 06 Dec 05 17:39 Re: need some advice
Polar Bear Offline
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Registered: 23 Nov 05
Posts: 6177
Quote:
Originally posted by KuKuLutus:
I'm pround as Indonesian Guy and Womanizer ... Hahahhaahah BIG LOL laugh Inflation doesn't count
No - inflation doesnt count in the Ayam stakes, you get it for free! But, it counts in everythng else in your life. Fuel, food, power, etc.......

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#380 - 12 Dec 05 14:00 Re: need some advice
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Registered: 18 Oct 05
Posts: 398
Loc: Jakarta
Quote:
Originally posted by KuKuLutus:
Rosco.. if you only pay 200k, I guess you will still get ayam too, but of course there will be some inflation in her service, right? laugh
even though there will be some inflation their service but they still give you some bonus in their service wink
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#381 - 12 Dec 05 14:30 Re: need some advice
KuKuKaChu Moderator Offline
Pooh Bah

Registered: 09 Oct 05
Posts: 10790
Loc: Centre of the Universe
Quote:
Originally posted by KuKuLutus:
Rosco/Kukukachung... Traktir Gue Ayam Dong laugh
Hahahahha LOL laugh smile )
getting chickens is very easy. just follow this three-step program:
<dir>

[*]1. get white skin

[*]2. get rich

[*]3. be nice (at least most of the time)
</dir>

follow this program to the letter, and i guarrantee you'll get as many chickens as you can possibly handle, or your money back!
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#382 - 12 Dec 05 15:36 Re: need some advice
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Registered: 23 Nov 05
Posts: 6177
White skin is racist. I hope no girl ever wants me because of the colour of my skin. I have deep blue eyes - and I know some girls like them.

Rich - I have been rich and poor in my life. I have had more girls interested in me when I was rich. All types of girl...

Nice - No girls likes a girl who is not nice.

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#383 - 12 Dec 05 18:28 Re: need some advice
Ena Offline
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Registered: 26 Nov 05
Posts: 765
Loc: Sydney
But boys prefer them not nice!!!!!
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#384 - 12 Dec 05 19:04 Re: need some advice
Polar Bear Offline
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Registered: 23 Nov 05
Posts: 6177
I LOVE bad girls. Most guys date Ayams because they are bad girls than because they are easy!

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