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#35264 - 01 Nov 06 06:23 looking for female friends
dutch_guy Offline
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Registered: 06 Nov 05
Posts: 58
Loc: Jakarta
I know i will be the ridicule of all female and male members, i will get laughed about, spit on, hit on the head and ignored but still i try for the upteenth time.

I'm a guy from netherlands working in Jakarta. I have a good job , good spirit (not alcoholic) and nice mind (it works well). I have a good body (i lost most fat cos of good cardio training) and i do weights almost every day. I have a good sense of humor ( maybe not) Besides my day-time job i'm a personal trainer (volunteer) 3 evenings per day at a gym. I have some bad points mainly physical: 1) I'm short only 174 cm, 2) my eyes are green 3) i'm already mid 30's almost.

But i make good money, have a nice house (not apartment) and eat 6 small meals per day. I like cats (just for friendship not more) but i'm a bit scared of dogs (they like to bite me) I hate goat meat but i love chicken and fish. I don't like the city but i stay there for work. If i could choose i would love to live in mountains near the sea cos i love beach and mountains. I can speak, read and write almost fluent Indonesian but i don't understand bahasa Jawa or bahasa Kalimantan (or is it bahasa Dayak). I have a car but i don't like driving. I have a private cook but i like to dine outside. Sometimes i put out the barbeque and then all my neighbors come to eat my food (even when i have pork on it) wink

I love to go out but i never seem to do it. I have a weekend house in Puncak that i rent with 8 co-workers, we take turns staying there. I would like to have a female friend who has at least uni education and a decent to good job. I have a Masters degree in Information Technology and Business Economy, and currently i'm studying for my PhD in IT. So i'm quite busy next to my job with sports and studying but i still have time especiallly during weekends.

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#35267 - 01 Nov 06 06:36 Re: looking for female friends [Re: dutch_guy]
Jokie Jokie Girl Offline
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Registered: 07 Nov 05
Posts: 2552
Loc: Central Jakarta
uhhhhh..dutcy..you already find me sayang... wink
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#35271 - 01 Nov 06 06:52 Re: looking for female friends [Re: Jokie Jokie Girl]
dee_lavita Offline
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Registered: 08 Oct 06
Posts: 34
Loc: makassar bisa tonji
wah ternyata bisa juga yah jd papan reklame nih, (bikin forum list baru yuk call "kontak jodoh", heheee)jd pengen ikutan nih.
well DG it nice touch, babe...
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#35285 - 01 Nov 06 09:21 Re: looking for female friends [Re: dee_lavita]
D'ruby Offline
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Registered: 13 Feb 06
Posts: 2177
Loc: My
aww delavita...it's my avatar before..:)
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#35288 - 01 Nov 06 11:16 Re: looking for female friends [Re: D'ruby]
Dilli Offline
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Registered: 26 Feb 06
Posts: 8044
Loc: Nearest Bar
DG, all that aside you are still a prick!
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#35327 - 02 Nov 06 05:03 Re: looking for female friends [Re: D'ruby]
dee_lavita Offline
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Registered: 08 Oct 06
Posts: 34
Loc: makassar bisa tonji
blushoops sorry i don't know it, but i hope u happy now....
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#35335 - 02 Nov 06 06:05 Re: looking for female friends [Re: dee_lavita]
Jokie Jokie Girl Offline
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Registered: 07 Nov 05
Posts: 2552
Loc: Central Jakarta
dee, no worries, a lots of members here changed the avatar...
I never change my avatar coz I love it wink
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#35336 - 02 Nov 06 06:08 Re: looking for female friends [Re: dee_lavita]
Orang Kanada Offline
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Registered: 30 Sep 06
Posts: 621
Loc: Jakarta
OK Dutch dude... at least you try... if you're and have all that, how come you need JakChat to find a lover?!?! But do you know what kind of girl you'll find if you make a public display of your possessions? If that's what you want, then ok, fine with me...

(...by the way, I'm in the 30s and my eyes are green to... nothing bad about that!)
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#35368 - 03 Nov 06 01:03 Re: looking for female friends [Re: Orang Kanada]
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Registered: 09 Mar 06
Posts: 57
Loc: Mars
Dutch Guy reality check........
I'm a real drop kick of a guy from the Netherlands who likes to troll around the Indonesian forums continually and monotonously writing about my being a complete and utter loser. I get my kicks out of this and even sometimes I get someone to sympathise with me.....I often masturbate over these particular sympathy postings where people tell me "not to give up" and "don't worry you just haven't found the right girl". It gives me such a rush to know that someone (the sympathiser) must be dumber than me....always reassuring to know this.....it stops me having to look in the mirror so many times.....you know "mirror mirror on the wall who's the dumbest most boring of them all". In all seriousness, I am a loser and if you pop over to Expat Forum you will get a chance to read my same same lame lame posting there under the name "siluman for the indonesian girls". I specifically like the Expat Forum as I can see how many times my lame postings are read and at the end of each day I try and stroke myself as many times as the counter reads. Been doing it since early 2000 and nobody seems to have caught on.....aren't they the silly ones ???

This stroking thing is very challenging for me to get it exactly right before my hand (or my entire body) goes to sleep through sheer boredom. I am not sure when I am going to eventually stop this same same lame lame postings because I enjoy portraying my sad sad sadness to any dumb c_unt that wants to read it. The real reason why Indonesia girls don't like to date me is because I constantly smell of stale semen....oh.....don't get me wrong....it's not my semen, it is the cat's and the local dog's that I like to mastrubate, suck and basically fuck. I am totally into bestiality in a big way often practicing on small stray tailless cats....tailless because it makes rear entry so much easier for me. Can you tell I have a fetish for [CENSORED] too ?

Anyway, I hope I can continue to show how pathetic and boring I really am by the way I write exciting stories about my existence and the universe and small tailless cats.....I try not to mention dogs as I know they can read and they might come over and bite me.....it is scary.

Here kitty, here kitty kitty.....oh that's a nice pussy.....I mean arse.....oh, kitty want me to lick her.....oh there there kitty. Kitty prefer I put a paper bag on your head.....there's a nice pussy....I mean arse.


Edited by KuKuKaChu (03 Nov 06 01:37)
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#35369 - 03 Nov 06 01:26 Re: looking for female friends [Re: No Eye Dear]
juminten Offline
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Registered: 08 Dec 05
Posts: 3870
Loc: disana-disini
lol...mr.no eye is soooooo...meeeeaaannnn!
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#35446 - 04 Nov 06 00:10 Re: looking for female friends [Re: juminten]
Dilli Offline
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Registered: 26 Feb 06
Posts: 8044
Loc: Nearest Bar
Hey Kuku, what did you edit out. Must have been pretty good considering the overall tone
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#35448 - 04 Nov 06 00:17 Re: looking for female friends [Re: Dilli]
KuKuKaChu Moderator Offline
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Registered: 09 Oct 05
Posts: 10790
Loc: Centre of the Universe
well, Mr. No Eye made certain unsubstantiated allegations about Mr. Dutch_Guy's sexual preferences.
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#35449 - 04 Nov 06 00:19 Re: looking for female friends [Re: Orang Kanada]
KuKuKaChu Moderator Offline
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Quoting: Orang Kanada
(...by the way, I'm in the 30s and my eyes are green to... nothing bad about that!)

yeah, green eyes rock!!
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#35450 - 04 Nov 06 00:23 Re: looking for female friends [Re: KuKuKaChu]
Dilli Offline
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Registered: 26 Feb 06
Posts: 8044
Loc: Nearest Bar
At the risk of making a post with bANAL content, is it possible that Mr. No Eye's comments could be BENT out of context?
Seems a bit QUEER to me, after all DG is a bit of a - insert Southpark Quote "Donkey Raping Shiteater"
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#35491 - 04 Nov 06 06:31 Re: looking for female friends [Re: Dilli]
No Eye Dear Offline
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Registered: 09 Mar 06
Posts: 57
Loc: Mars
I wrote Gary Glitter instead of Kitty Litter.....sorry.
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#35494 - 04 Nov 06 07:58 Re: looking for female friends [Re: No Eye Dear]
Shesca Offline
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Registered: 12 Aug 06
Posts: 852
Loc: Jakarta
HEY NO EYE DEAR!
THats MY AVATAR!!!!
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#35497 - 04 Nov 06 09:59 Re: looking for female friends [Re: Shesca]
KuKuKaChu Moderator Offline
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Registered: 09 Oct 05
Posts: 10790
Loc: Centre of the Universe
ok, no fighting over avatars! clearly you are both people who share impeccable taste ...
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#35545 - 05 Nov 06 05:52 Re: looking for female friends [Re: juminten]
Diyu Offline
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Registered: 12 Nov 05
Posts: 324
Loc: new zealand
Now hows that for a kick in the nuts
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#102114 - 05 Jul 09 16:02 Re: looking for female friends [Re: dutch_guy]
tanny Offline
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Registered: 04 Jul 09
Posts: 6
Loc: jakarta
hiiii...
iam new in here and would like to have a relation ship with you (ctanny_jong@yahoo.co.uk)

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#102116 - 05 Jul 09 16:03 Re: looking for female friends [Re: tanny]
KuKuKaChu Moderator Offline
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Registered: 09 Oct 05
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Loc: Centre of the Universe
Quoting: tanny
hiiii...
iam new in here and would like to have a relation ship with you (ctanny_jong@yahoo.co.uk)

please take a ticket. your number will be called.
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#102392 - 10 Jul 09 13:24 Re: looking for female friends [Re: dutch_guy]
Flamboyant Offline
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Registered: 30 Jun 09
Posts: 1
Loc: Jakarta
Hi,, I think We have same Hobby.Is lover Cat.. and Hope Have many same in Manything. Hope We can Be Good Friend and More, We can Begin Know Each other From Here. (my YM is :ayoe_love_mom@yahoo.com)

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#102393 - 10 Jul 09 13:30 Re: looking for female friends [Re: Flamboyant]
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Registered: 08 Nov 05
Posts: 597
Loc: Jakarta Selatan
I want some of that aftershave you must be using Kuku!!!
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#102394 - 10 Jul 09 13:36 Re: looking for female friends [Re: v8dave]
Derek Gratis Offline
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Registered: 30 May 09
Posts: 517
Loc: Proxima Centauri
Kuku uses an aftershave called sex panther. It's got bits of real panther in it, so you know its good.
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#102395 - 10 Jul 09 13:47 Re: looking for female friends [Re: dutch_guy]
nita_shauline Offline
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Registered: 19 Jun 09
Posts: 2
Loc: indonesia
Hi dutch guy..
it seem you are nice guy...
I'd love become your friends.

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#102396 - 10 Jul 09 14:07 Re: looking for female friends [Re: nita_shauline]
Veen Offline
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Registered: 20 Jan 07
Posts: 8
Loc: Earth
another re-opening a 2 and half years thread....!!

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