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#35251 - 01 Nov 06 05:37 Massage Service
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I know this topic will go down hill very fast but I am posting in the hope of getting one good response. Want to find a good massage service that can come to my apartment. Only looking for a massage and NOT a happy ending, so Dilli and Bob thatís your recommendations out the window hehe
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#35255 - 01 Nov 06 05:50 Re: Massage Service [Re: chewwyUK]
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Call one of the big hotels, like Ritz Carlton or InterContinental midplaza, they both have 5-star spas with pro massage therapists, maybe they can send one for house calls.

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#35256 - 01 Nov 06 05:57 Re: Massage Service [Re: riccardo]
Dilli Offline
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What are you trying to say Chewwy? I am a paragon of virtue and pillar of society, and BTW, the massage at the Intercon provides happy endings if in your room......so I am reliably informed.
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#35259 - 01 Nov 06 06:08 Re: Massage Service [Re: Dilli]
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You are kidding Dilli, who told you that? I guess I shouldn't really be surprised, but that would have been great info last month when my magazine was doing a special edition on spas.
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#35261 - 01 Nov 06 06:16 Re: Massage Service [Re: chewwyUK]
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Quoting: chewwyUK
I know this topic will go down hill very fast but I am posting in the hope of getting one good response. Want to find a good massage service that can come to my apartment. Only looking for a massage and NOT a happy ending, so Dilli and Bob thatís your recommendations out the window hehe


me..me...I'm prof of it
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#35262 - 01 Nov 06 06:17 Re: Massage Service [Re: riccardo]
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Hmmm --- seems impossible to be a bule in jakarta to get a massage with no happy ending.
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#35263 - 01 Nov 06 06:18 Re: Massage Service [Re: riccardo]
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I know this older lady who lives near your place (Benhil), who's willing to come to yours for a massage. It takes about 1-2 hrs of massage, but I doubt she speaks a word of English. Price tag 75000-100000 rups per massage.
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#35266 - 01 Nov 06 06:31 Re: Massage Service [Re: chewwyUK]
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not at all Cheww.... just show your nice face and they'll undertand that you only need her just for massage smile no happy ending
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#35276 - 01 Nov 06 07:01 Re: Massage Service [Re: Jokie Jokie Girl]
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thanks jokie wink

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#35278 - 01 Nov 06 07:17 Re: Massage Service [Re: Shesca]
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Quoting: Shesca
I know this older lady who lives near your place (Benhil), who's willing to come to yours for a massage. It takes about 1-2 hrs of massage, but I doubt she speaks a word of English. Price tag 75000-100000 rups per massage.


I had an old lady njust like that when I lived in Balikpapan, couldn't speak a word of English,.. was about 30 kg but had hands as strong as an OX and was the best realmassage U ever had in your life
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#35279 - 01 Nov 06 07:29 Re: Massage Service [Re: Balibob]
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Quoting: Balibob
Quoting: Shesca
I know this older lady who lives near your place (Benhil), who's willing to come to yours for a massage. It takes about 1-2 hrs of massage, but I doubt she speaks a word of English. Price tag 75000-100000 rups per massage.


I had an old lady njust like that when I lived in Balikpapan, couldn't speak a word of English,.. was about 30 kg but had hands as strong as an OX and was the best realmassage U ever had in your life


Hm... 30 kg with hands as strong as an Ox. U sure we are talking about the same body part to be massaged here, Bob wink
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#35332 - 02 Nov 06 05:56 Re: Massage Service [Re: Shesca]
Dilli Offline
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Did you get the massage then Chewwy?
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#35342 - 02 Nov 06 07:16 Re: Massage Service [Re: Dilli]
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yeah ---- lucky enough the girl who works for the massage service in my apartments came back from the Kampung! So panic over ... great massage and no cock action
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#35354 - 02 Nov 06 22:26 Re: Massage Service [Re: chewwyUK]
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mr.chew, no cock action!?..bohong!!
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#35355 - 02 Nov 06 22:30 Re: Massage Service [Re: juminten]
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i gave my nude model a deep tissue massage last nite. his hands kept harassing my ass for the whole hour. so..what did happen for the whole massage action mr.chew? where did you hide your hands? laugh
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#35358 - 02 Nov 06 23:34 Re: Massage Service [Re: juminten]
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I will never tell wink
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#35367 - 03 Nov 06 00:21 Re: Massage Service [Re: juminten]
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Quoting: wallet-digga'
mr.chew, no cock action!?..bohong!!



don't you know wd, cheww is a shy guy...
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#35447 - 04 Nov 06 00:13 Re: Massage Service [Re: Jokie Jokie Girl]
Dilli Offline
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Shy my fucking arse....
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#35495 - 04 Nov 06 09:06 Re: Massage Service [Re: Dilli]
Piss Salon Offline
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The vast majority of the top hotels in Jakarta, and I have stayed in most of 'em for one reason or another, have in-house massage services that provide happy endings. Even if you are not into it they will cut it as close as possible to make you aroused with the aim of earning the 'pay off'. The masseuse are not averse to attempting to stick their fingers in your butt also, particularly in the hotels frequented by Japanese cliental.
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#35496 - 04 Nov 06 09:22 Re: Massage Service [Re: Piss Salon]
Dilli Offline
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Wakarimaska Piss. Know what to do next time I need a non medical prostate massage!
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#35499 - 04 Nov 06 10:31 Re: Massage Service [Re: Dilli]
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Piss, that explained the groping done to this friend of mine, (by my mom's 60+y/o masseuse!)

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#35505 - 04 Nov 06 10:59 Re: Massage Service [Re: Choc_Cow]
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I recommend the Gran Melia.

Choco baby, what do you know about these traditional labial (vaginal) massages for pregnant women?
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#35561 - 06 Nov 06 05:53 Re: Massage Service [Re: Piss Salon]
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Labial massages for pregnant women?? hmm never heard of such thing..

Are you sure that's not just a concealed way to get sex for some mom to be, when their husbands are turn off by the bump?? lol

(Yeah i'd love 1 of those massages pregnant or not.. especially if i can claim it back under my healthcare card *wellbeing massage*)

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#35562 - 06 Nov 06 07:48 Re: Massage Service [Re: Choc_Cow]
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I see we see eye to eye
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#35566 - 06 Nov 06 09:27 Re: Massage Service [Re: Piss Salon]
Dilli Offline
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As long as its not the "Japs Eye"
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