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#35045 - 29 Oct 06 02:44 One-liners for "one of those days"...
KuKuKaChu Moderator Offline
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Registered: 09 Oct 05
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From Jakarta Post mailing list, who stole it from unattributed sources:

One-liners for "one of those days"...

You! - Off my planet.

How many times do I have to flush before you go away?

Allow me to introduce my selves.

Chaos, panic, and disorder. My work here is done.

Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you weren't asleep.

How do I set a laser printer to stun?

Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?

Not the brightest crayon in the box now, are we?

Well, this day was a total waste of make-up.

And your crybaby whiny-butt opinion would be...?

Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.

I'm not crazy, I've just been in a very bad mood for 30 years.

I can't remember if I'm the good twin or the evil one.

Don't make me angry, The voices in my head don't like it when you make me angry.

Don't make me angry, I am running out of places to hide bodies.

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ALL MEN ARE IDIOTS, AND I MARRIED THEIR KING

HECK IS WHERE PEOPLE GO WHO DON'T BELIEVE IN GOSH

A PICTURE IS WORTH A THOUSAND WORDS -- But it uses up a thousand times the memory

The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson.

Rehab Is for Quitters

My Dog Can Lick Anyone


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#35048 - 29 Oct 06 04:39 Re: One-liners for "one of those days"... [Re: KuKuKaChu]
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You don't die from a broken heart - you only wish you did

I知 going to smile and make you think I知 happy, I知 going to laugh, so you don稚 see me cry, I知 going to let you go in style, and even if it kills me- I知 going to smile smile

Say cheeseeeee!!!
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