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#34443 - 17 Oct 06 01:57 i've been to bali too
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just got back from my weekend in bali. ostensibly to check on my branch office in kuta.

stayed in a cheap kuta hotel. on sunday went to kuta beach. waves were a bit small, so i didn't rent a surf board. did some body surfing instead. got sun-burned. got my hair coloured and braided. seemed like a good idea at the time. and i got a gothic-style henna tattoo on my left arm. then i bought a bintang beer t-shirt, and a traditional kuta sarung. i was starting to look like a real bali native. then i had to go home.
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#34444 - 17 Oct 06 02:17 Re: i've been to bali too [Re: KuKuKaChu]
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I'm sure you would've blended right in and gone totally unnoticed in any traditional village there, while wearing that get-up!!
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#34445 - 17 Oct 06 02:26 Re: i've been to bali too [Re: riccardo]
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guess what! rite there..kuku is having sun tan with topless gurls!

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#34456 - 17 Oct 06 02:55 Re: i've been to bali too [Re: riccardo]
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Quoting: riccardo
I'm sure you would've blended right in and gone totally unnoticed in any traditional village there, while wearing that get-up!!


yeah, i really became one with the natives. we really connected, you know? braided, coloured hair, henna tattoos, sun burn, bitang beerr t-shirt, kuta sarung, plastic thongs ... yeah, i sort of just melded into the background.
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#34458 - 17 Oct 06 03:11 Re: i've been to bali too [Re: KuKuKaChu]
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terus oleh-oleh-nya mana Ku wink
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#34459 - 17 Oct 06 03:16 Re: i've been to bali too [Re: Jokie Jokie Girl]
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Quoting: Jokie Jokie Girl
terus oleh-oleh-nya mana Ku wink
maap ya. aku lupa smile kamu orang gampang dilupakan laugh bwahahahahahaaaa
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#34460 - 17 Oct 06 03:16 Re: i've been to bali too [Re: KuKuKaChu]
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Dude, I'm like so
Quoting: KuKuKaChu
Quoting: riccardo
I'm sure you would've blended right in and gone totally unnoticed in any traditional village there, while wearing that get-up!!


yeah, i really became one with the natives. we really connected, you know? braided, coloured hair, henna tattoos, sun burn, bitang beerr t-shirt, kuta sarung, plastic thongs ... yeah, i sort of just melded into the background.


Dooood, I'm like so0000 hearin' ya bro. Man there are like too many kooks that just come here and never feel that vibe, that true connection with the natives. They gotta just 'let go' like you did and become one with it all with the braids and the sarong -- man that IS righteousness.
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#34462 - 17 Oct 06 03:18 Re: i've been to bali too [Re: juminten]
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Quoting: wallet-digga'
guess what! rite there..kuku is having sun tan with topless gurls!
bo'ong! that ain't me! i'm just not into bule gals. (fortuitously, bule gals ain't into me!)
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#34463 - 17 Oct 06 03:24 Re: i've been to bali too [Re: KuKuKaChu]
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huhhhhh Kuku pelit!
frown cry
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#34464 - 17 Oct 06 03:33 Re: i've been to bali too [Re: KuKuKaChu]
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Quoting: KuKuKaChu
Quoting: Jokie Jokie Girl
terus oleh-oleh-nya mana Ku wink
maap ya. aku lupa smile kamu orang gampang dilupakan laugh bwahahahahahaaaa

LOL..kuku jahat ya jok..
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#34465 - 17 Oct 06 03:38 Re: i've been to bali too [Re: riccardo]
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Quoting: riccardo
Dude, I'm like so
Quoting: KuKuKaChu
Quoting: riccardo
I'm sure you would've blended right in and gone totally unnoticed in any traditional village there, while wearing that get-up!!


yeah, i really became one with the natives. we really connected, you know? braided, coloured hair, henna tattoos, sun burn, bitang beerr t-shirt, kuta sarung, plastic thongs ... yeah, i sort of just melded into the background.


Dooood, I'm like so0000 hearin' ya bro. Man there are like too many kooks that just come here and never feel that vibe, that true connection with the natives. They gotta just 'let go' like you did and become one with it all with the braids and the sarong -- man that IS righteousness.


are you guys making fun of me? never talk bad about balinese ok! you'll get a bad karma ya know..
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#34467 - 17 Oct 06 03:52 Re: i've been to bali too [Re: juminten]
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not only jahat..but also penghianat laugh
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#34470 - 17 Oct 06 04:02 Re: i've been to bali too [Re: juminten]
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Quoting: wallet-digga'
Quoting: riccardo

Dooood, I'm like so0000 hearin' ya bro. Man there are like too many kooks that just come here and never feel that vibe, that true connection with the natives. They gotta just 'let go' like you did and become one with it all with the braids and the sarong -- man that IS righteousness.


are you guys making fun of me? never talk bad about balinese ok! you'll get a bad karma ya know..


nah, we're not making fun of the balinese smile only kutanese ...

oh yeah! I saw your sister when i was in kuta! actually, she seemed to be stalking me. every time i turned a corner, there she was, flaunting those WD-esque buttocks at me ... i couldn't get away from her.
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#34473 - 17 Oct 06 04:16 Re: i've been to bali too [Re: KuKuKaChu]
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Ya WD, wer'e making fun of the stupid, naive tourists that go there and *think* they are being just like the "natives" when they get their hair braied, tattoo and sarong and sandals....
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#34474 - 17 Oct 06 04:23 Re: i've been to bali too [Re: riccardo]
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when they get their hair braied, tattoo and sarong and sandals....

you also can find that in my island..but no tattooo..only sarong and sandal smile

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#34477 - 17 Oct 06 04:34 Re: i've been to bali too [Re: Jokie Jokie Girl]
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I wanna see kuku in bali sarong...show me plsss smile
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#34486 - 17 Oct 06 05:14 Re: i've been to bali too [Re: D'ruby]
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there ruby! kuku is the one with sunglasses! apparenty he wasn't in kuta but he was hangingout with beli goof, smoking ganja!

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#34487 - 17 Oct 06 05:16 Re: i've been to bali too [Re: juminten]
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LOL grin

Very sexy pose if that's real Kuku smile
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#34488 - 17 Oct 06 05:19 Re: i've been to bali too [Re: D'ruby]
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nah, not me. but those north korean made sunnies are pretty cool ...
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#34501 - 17 Oct 06 07:20 Re: i've been to bali too [Re: KuKuKaChu]
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When you say you started to connect with the native, were you offering transport, billabong t-shirt or sunglasses to every bule you saw until they get totally crazy?
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#34503 - 17 Oct 06 07:39 Re: i've been to bali too [Re: Orang Kanada]
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Kanada, those guys that sell that crap are NOT Balinese. They are illegal Javanese migrants -- the same kind of guys who brought the bombs over to Bali! The Balinese hate them because they give Bali a bad reputation just like that.
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#34504 - 17 Oct 06 07:43 Re: i've been to bali too [Re: riccardo]
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Bad reputation indeed... I've been living in Kuta 2 months and by the end I was thinking about shooting myself every 5 minutes...
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#34505 - 17 Oct 06 07:44 Re: i've been to bali too [Re: Orang Kanada]
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I was waiting for the next bomb wishing I won't miss it (or should I say it won't miss me)
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#34512 - 17 Oct 06 11:01 Re: i've been to bali too [Re: Orang Kanada]
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I have some serious word on this subject, but, not right now!
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#34577 - 18 Oct 06 04:54 Re: i've been to bali too [Re: Orang Kanada]
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Quoting: Orang Kanada
I was waiting for the next bomb wishing I won't miss it (or should I say it won't miss me)


hey, we have something in common smile
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