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#33621 - 31 Aug 06 11:53 Hilarious Headline
riccardo Offline
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Registered: 12 Oct 05
Posts: 2195
Loc: Jakarta
This headline today on AP WORLD NEWS conjures up all kinds of bizarre mental imagery:

Dangerous John marches up Mexican coast
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#33622 - 31 Aug 06 11:57 Re: Hilarious Headline
riccardo Offline
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Registered: 12 Oct 05
Posts: 2195
Loc: Jakarta
And further, inside the story these fearful images:

...forecasters predicted John's center would brush close to land before nicking the tip of Baja California and heading out to sea.

The Category 4 John could dump up to a foot of rain along parts of Mexico's southern coast....

John was not expected to affect the United States cooler Pacific waters tend to diminish ....
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#33623 - 31 Aug 06 12:02 Re: Hilarious Headline
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Registered: 23 Nov 05
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Dangerous Dilli staggers up Jalan Pelatehan.

..forecasters predicted Dillis Haggis would brush close to a Banci before nicking the tip off in his bedroom and heading out for a pee.

The Category 4 Dilli could dump his guts all over parts of southern Jakarta....

Dilli was not expected to affect the United States They refused to let him in....

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#33624 - 31 Aug 06 12:18 Re: Hilarious Headline
Dilli Offline
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Registered: 26 Feb 06
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Odd that I received my USM Contractors Security clearance within 24 hours....
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#33625 - 31 Aug 06 12:24 Re: Hilarious Headline
KuKuKaChu Moderator Offline
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Registered: 09 Oct 05
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Quote:
Originally posted by Dilligaf:
Odd that I received my USM Contractors Security clearance within 24 hours....
clearly you have an indonesian insider to get such jalur cepat service!
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#33626 - 31 Aug 06 12:36 Re: Hilarious Headline
Dilli Offline
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Registered: 26 Feb 06
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I have been inside very few Indonesians? Yours Hetrosexually!
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#33627 - 02 Sep 06 08:56 Re: Hilarious Headline
riccardo Offline
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Registered: 12 Oct 05
Posts: 2195
Loc: Jakarta
And today, the update on our John's whirlwind trip through Mexico:

John lashes Mexico tourist spot
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