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#32786 - 14 Jun 06 22:04 Absolute Bar
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Absolute Café
Jalan Jaksa No. 5
Phone: 021-31909847
Hours: 05pm-03am

The first bar on Jaksa -- No.5 -- is also the newest.

Absolute Café resides where P's Place used to be and has the mosquito-repelling advantage of being both inside and air-conditioned. There is a free pool table upstairs, and fine publican called Ben. They have Kabelvision channels, among them ESPN and STAR Sport, making it popular with tourists and foreign residents alike who like sport.

Downstairs, also equipped with cable TV, is nice for dining. The menu is extensive with Western and Asian favorites, and at decent prices -- usually between Rp. 10,000 and Rp. 25,000 per dish. Drinks, beer on tap, wine and spirits are as inexpensive as they come here, and ex-P's Place regulars should head down and check out the minimally stylish decor (and the vodka).

It is usually one of the last bars on the street to close, often staying open until 3am and beyond, especially if there is a late football game on live from Europe. It usually opens in the late afternoon, around 4pm.
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#32787 - 04 Sep 06 20:27 Re: Absolute Bar
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i went to absolute bar this evening for dinner. the place has two floors; the lower level is set up more for eating than drinking.

i ordered a sirloin steak. it was in front of me within about 10 minutes, which was impressive. i had hardly even touched my drink. served by a sexy waitress who gave me an ever so nice smile. watching that sexy ass walk away encouraged the good vibes toward what was on my plate: decent sized steak with gravy, a good helping of mash potato, and some mixed steamed beans-carrots on the side.

all in all, a good solid meal. and at a good price: Rp32,500 all up.

i'm trying to think about something to quibble about, but it's hard. i can't get that waitresses ass out of my mind. maybe that's why she's employed there?? nah, they wouldn't do that, would they?
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#32788 - 04 Sep 06 22:31 Re: Absolute Bar
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Next time take a picture of the ass in question with your phone so we can all have a look smile
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#32789 - 04 Sep 06 22:39 Re: Absolute Bar
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good thinking, 99.
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#32790 - 16 Sep 06 20:40 Re: Absolute Bar
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i went to absolute again tonight to eat. unfortunatley, the waitresses ass was not up to usual standards. luckily, this did not affect the beef goulash i ordered, served with a helping of fine-mash potato and small side salad. once again, good eating and good value at around Rp30,000.

while i was there the wismilak tennis tournament was showing on the big screen. is it just me, or does anyone else find it offensive for a cigarette company to sponsor a sporting event? and can someone tell me, why do female tennis players have such little tits? it's criminal.
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#32791 - 17 Sep 06 07:02 Re: Absolute Bar
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They have small breasts because they are men!
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#32792 - 17 Sep 06 09:34 Re: Absolute Bar
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But there are exceptions...like Ms Sharapova



The photograph was taken just after I informed her that I was going to stick it up her arse!
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