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#322 - 19 Jan 06 12:56 companion
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Registered: 19 Jan 06
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Loc: Jakarta
I am soliciting the interest of female chatters and/or their female friends to try out being my companion in the weekends that I am in Jakarta. It would be fair to say that my idea of having a lovely time together would include more then strolling through shopping-malls, holding hands, and having coffee's at Starbuck's and the likes. I am referring to pastimes of more intimate nature.

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#323 - 19 Jan 06 12:57 Re: companion
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Dont hold back mate, dont be shy!!! If you want to go shopping with the girls say so ;-)

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#324 - 19 Jan 06 12:59 Re: companion
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I can give you some phone numbers of girls woh can be fun if you want.....

but to be honest its better to pop down to blok M or Atrium Plaza and go fishing...

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#325 - 19 Jan 06 13:12 Re: companion
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Registered: 19 Jan 06
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Loc: Jakarta
:-) Indeed. Shopping can be a very intimate or lets say excitable affair, especially if it concerns being reached deep into your trouser's pocket with nothing else pulled out then the cash to obtain such products as Gucci bags and diamond fancy wear.

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#326 - 19 Jan 06 13:22 Re: companion
juminten Offline
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Hey Chim...a funny male wink
you found me honey!
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#327 - 19 Jan 06 13:46 Re: companion
inggrit brown Offline
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Registered: 18 Oct 05
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Quote:
Originally posted by Polar Bear:
I can give you some phone numbers of girls woh can be fun if you want.....

but to be honest its better to pop down to blok M or Atrium Plaza and go fishing...
Fishing Smelly Pussy!!! LOL
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#328 - 19 Jan 06 14:12 Re: companion
bronx_marauder Offline
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Registered: 21 Dec 05
Posts: 13
Loc: Jakarta
Oh this is hillarious!
Where is the love, buddy?

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I'm such a goddamn pessimist that my dream job sucks!

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#329 - 19 Jan 06 14:14 Re: companion
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Registered: 19 Jan 06
Posts: 10
Loc: Jakarta
Delighted to make your acquaintance JakGirl. I see ur location is listed as Los Angeles. Would that be your actual place of residence, or is it to be understood more jokingly as in North Pole? Come to think of if, I realize that internet-through-satellite connections might actually be better there, at some icy top-notch research station, then those we generally have to endure here in Indonesia, at the mercy of the infamous Telkom and its rusty copper-wiring.

As for fishing, I am not a big patient fan, unless the bite is quick. Pulling up a smelly pussy would also not be a very re-assuring reward, considering the bate would be myself. Even if I would find myself catching a smelly pussy i would either bring it to a misplaced-pussy recovery center, or go for shopping indeed to buy some potent parfumed soap to give it thorough cleaning.

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#330 - 19 Jan 06 14:34 Re: companion
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Quote:
Originally posted by JakGirl:
Hey Chim...a funny male wink
you found me honey!
kejauhan kaleeee..kalo loe Non..
mending geu aje, yang udeh ade di jakarte..

hey Chim... wink
don't worry, if you need a friend in jakarta..
it's me Cherry from Indonesia ready to be your nice guide in any where for any time.. wink wink wink
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#331 - 19 Jan 06 14:38 Re: companion
juminten Offline
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aduh..gue di tolak dech Cher...Oke loe aja deh yang deket smile nyerah aku..
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#332 - 19 Jan 06 15:02 Re: companion
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Buut..but..Chim, I am the one you're looking for wink
I am your type inside and out, I am HOT burning gurl, promise there are no limits to the endless passionate energy I would have for you. I'll inspire your desire, I will deeply stimulate and satisfy your mind and body...just pick me wink
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#333 - 19 Jan 06 16:19 Re: companion
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Registered: 19 Jan 06
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Dear Cherry and JakGirl. Thank you both for your friendly and enthousiastic responses. Indeed LA is far away, JakGirl, but although you are at long-distance, I feel you close to me. This is not only the result of the instant communication through present-day online technology, and the proximity of all places through air travel, but surely also because of your intentions of intimate affection towards me, the intensity of which can ease the bridging of distance and time.

Cherry, I would be delighted to being shown everything in Jakarta. I appreciate you want to go anywhere and at any time, so kind of you...I'm sure you could show me all the ins and outs

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#334 - 19 Jan 06 16:47 Re: companion
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so...you can pick me up for any time.. wink
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#335 - 20 Jan 06 03:27 Re: companion
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Registered: 09 Dec 05
Posts: 548
Loc: Surabaya
Quote:
Originally posted by chimp:
so kind of you...I'm sure you could show me all the ins and outs
As if you would have trouble finding her ins and outs wink
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#336 - 20 Jan 06 06:01 Re: companion
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Registered: 09 Dec 05
Posts: 548
Loc: Surabaya
Hey... chimp.. you take "talking" someone in to bed really seriously so it seems... (got a little carried away there right?) loosn up man.

JackGirl and Cherry are really beautifull, lovely, charming and sexy girls.

But they have one small problem:
THEY HATE SEX! wink
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#337 - 20 Jan 06 06:12 Re: companion
Polar Bear Offline
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Registered: 23 Nov 05
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Chimp, the girls dont exist. They are simple AI scripts on a server, designed to respond to trigger words and phrases. This is why you never hear:

"honey - i got headache tonight"
"honey - i got PMT"
"Honey - i bumped your car today"
"Honey - do i look fat in this"
"Honey - i need new handbag and shoes'

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#338 - 20 Jan 06 08:35 Re: companion
chimp Offline
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Registered: 19 Jan 06
Posts: 10
Loc: Jakarta
Who is real..who is not? Who cares? Isn't that part of the chatting fun? Anyway, I don't mind hanging out with an AI script, as long as it doesn't have bugs..
And remember, when there's HATE there's always LOVE too, because love and hate go hand in hand.

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#339 - 20 Jan 06 08:37 Re: companion
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Registered: 19 Jan 06
Posts: 10
Loc: Jakarta
Here's on for polar bear:
"A Florida senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left.

"Amazing!" he thought as he flew down I-75, pushing the pedal to the metal even more.

Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw the highway patrol behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blaring.

"I can get away from him - no problem!" thought the elderly nutcase as he floored it to 100mph, then 110, then 120mph. Suddenly, he thought, "What on earth am I doing? I'm too old for this nonsense!", pulled over to the side of
the road and waited for the Trooper to catch up with him.

Pulling in behind him, the Trooper walked up to the driver's side of the Corvette, looked at his watch and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes.
Today is Friday. If you can give me a reason why you were speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go."

The man, looking very seriously at the Trooper, said, "Years ago, my wife ran off with a Florida State Trooper. I thought you were bringing her back."

"Have a good day, Sir," said the Trooper

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#340 - 20 Jan 06 09:45 Re: companion
Polar Bear Offline
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Registered: 23 Nov 05
Posts: 6177
Quote:
Originally posted by chimp:
Who is real..who is not? Who cares? Isn't that part of the chatting fun? Anyway, I don't mind hanging out with an AI script, as long as it doesn't have bugs..
And remember, when there's HATE there's always LOVE too, because love and hate go hand in hand.
Inggrit and JakChat want to hold a LOT more than your hand!!!!

PS Thanks for sending me your nude photo JakChat ;-)

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#341 - 20 Jan 06 09:59 Re: companion
inggrit brown Offline
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Registered: 18 Oct 05
Posts: 398
Loc: Jakarta
Quote:
Originally posted by cherry:
Quote:
Originally posted by JakGirl:
Hey Chim...a funny male wink
you found me honey!
kejauhan kaleeee..kalo loe Non..
mending geu aje, yang udeh ade di jakarte..

hey Chim... wink
don't worry, if you need a friend in jakarta..
it's me Cherry from Indonesia ready to be your nice guide in any where for any time.. wink wink wink
Hey Girls....!! Jualan Ni Yeeee....!! wink
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#342 - 20 Jan 06 10:03 Re: companion
inggrit brown Offline
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Registered: 18 Oct 05
Posts: 398
Loc: Jakarta
Quote:
Originally posted by Risad Gir:
Hey... chimp.. you take "talking" someone in to bed really seriously so it seems... (got a little carried away there right?) loosn up man.

JackGirl and Cherry are really beautifull, lovely, charming and sexy girls.

But they have one small problem:
THEY HATE SEX! wink
Cemburu Ni yee...! wink
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little jungle bunny

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#343 - 20 Jan 06 10:14 Re: companion
chimp Offline
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Registered: 19 Jan 06
Posts: 10
Loc: Jakarta
What if I really am a chimp...a trained one that escaped from a primate intelligence research center (a sort of an AI script experiment you could say) ...and here I am jakchatting with my 1.10m height, black-hared body, yellow teeth, protruding red butt, dirty nails, picking my nose and pinching flees.......Would the girls still want me? Who knows? Maybe...coz they might be crazely attracted and impressed by the enormous sex-drive and male potency that chimps are endowed with naturally

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#344 - 20 Jan 06 10:32 Re: companion
inggrit brown Offline
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Registered: 18 Oct 05
Posts: 398
Loc: Jakarta
Quote:
Originally posted by chimp:
What if I really am a chimp...a trained one that escaped from a primate intelligence research center (a sort of an AI script experiment you could say) ...and here I am jakchatting with my 1.10m height, black-hared body, yellow teeth, protruding red butt, dirty nails, picking my nose and pinching flees.......Would the girls still want me? Who knows? Maybe...coz they might be crazely attracted and impressed by the enormous sex-drive and male potency that chimps are endowed with naturally
If that is your describtion of yourself.....and also you now in the internet centre as you hire that internet shop idr 3,000 per hour while you now chatting on JakChat with having Mie Ayam & Teh Botol?????????
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#345 - 20 Jan 06 10:45 Re: companion
juminten Offline
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Registered: 08 Dec 05
Posts: 3870
Loc: disana-disini
I'll call 911..
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#346 - 20 Jan 06 10:48 Re: companion
juminten Offline
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Registered: 08 Dec 05
Posts: 3870
Loc: disana-disini
Quote:
Originally posted by inggrit brown:
Quote:
Hey Girls....!! Jualan Ni Yeeee....!! wink
Yeah..kind of wink
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