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#31582 - 20 Sep 06 15:49 Tiger Woods' wife a 'porn star'
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Tiger Woods has reacted with fury after a Dublin magazine printed topless photos of a woman which it wrongly claimed it was the superstar golfer's wife.

Woods and the United States team are said to be "appalled" by the article in the latest issue of the Dubliner, which portrays the players' wives and girlfriends as cheap on the eve of the Ryder Cup.

The photograph purporting to be of Woods's wife Elin Nordegren appears in the September issue of the listings magazine. Under the headline "Ryder Cup filth for Ireland" is a picture of a topless woman.

The article continues: "Most American golfers are married to women who cannot keep their clothes on in public. Is it too much to ask that they leave them at home for the Ryder Cup?

"Consider the evidence - Tiger Woods's wife Elin Nordegren - pictured left - can be found in a variety of sweaty poses on porn sites across the web..."

But the photo is not of the 26-year-old Swedish model. Sources close to the American team said Woods was dismayed at the publication and other members of the US side were very unhappy.

It goes on to claim that Chad Campbell's wife Amy is a " largechested singer" and suggests that Jim Furyk's wife Tabitha " married geeky Jim as his winnings hit £10 million". The piece also says Sonya Toms, wife of David, finds it "liberating" to wear her bikini around the house.

The magazine has been banned from the team's hotel.

Both sets of wives were today scheduled to attend a lunch in their honour during a Ryder Cup Race Day at the Curragh course.

The controversy comes as the WABs (Wives and Birdies) have pledged to maintain a low profile.
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#31583 - 20 Sep 06 21:24 Re: Tiger Woods' wife a 'porn star'
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Welcome back Piss! How was Europe! Old photies! In truth to tell, I've probably shagged Tigers's mises loads of times! (Judging by the photo's)
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#31584 - 21 Sep 06 13:27 Re: Tiger Woods' wife a 'porn star'
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Paris is lovely this time of year daaarrrrling. Actually, got my computer and camera swiped from a cheap hotel, which took the gloss off the whole experience.

Highlights:
London was nice, though expensive.
Caught a premiere league match, Reading’s first ever game in the EPL and one in which they came from 2-0 down to win 3-2.
Clubbing, coke and a lovely and willing Swedish girl, my first white girl in five years.
Various cathedrals, Big Ben etc.
Brixton and too much skunk weed.

Paris was better, despite before mentioned incident and of course the French themselves. (Thank god for travel insurance.)
Getting thrown out of Louvre for snapping the Mona Lisa.
Skirting security to climb Eiffel Tower for free.
Shoplifting a baguette.
(Yes, I deserved to have my laptop and camera stolen – I am writing a short story on the whole Paris fiasco.)

Norway. Beautiful, boring and expensive.
Brother’s marriage to lovely Swedish girl with a large chest. And yes her name is Olga. And she’s blonde.
The priestess. Hot, blonde with a big chest.
Reception in an old fort overlooking the harbor.
A rousing haka involving 32 kiwis and Aussies.
Swimming naked in a fjord.

Spain.
12-day all expenses paid trip from four-star hotel bar to four-star hotel bar.
Various cathedrals, forts and the like.
A willing American nurse who put out enthusiastically, including over the balcony of the roof of the Astoria in Valencia and a midnight shag in the Mediterranean.
Paying 120 euros to have a tick removed from my leg.

Needless to say, I am flat broke and struggling to scrape up enough money to even place a personal advertisement in ‘Indonesian Housewife’.
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#31585 - 22 Sep 06 09:32 Re: Tiger Woods' wife a 'porn star'
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Photographs, specifically of the "love" interest sections are of course mandatory!
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#31586 - 23 Sep 06 14:23 Re: Tiger Woods' wife a 'porn star'
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Yes, indeed. Normally I would have no hesitation in providing naked photos of conquests but camera was taken before any such opportunity 'presented' itself.
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