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#31211 - 11 Jul 06 11:39 Paki Fokker Bangs Into Lahore Bush
riccardo Offline
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At least 45 dead including air force chief...

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#31212 - 11 Jul 06 11:46 Re: Paki Fokker Bangs Into Lahore Bush
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When I was a kid in Scotland back in the 70"s we used to go out at night in Gangs and do a bit of "PAKI BASHING",.....wow it was nothing compared to this,......This is real Paki Bashing"
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#31213 - 11 Jul 06 12:17 Re: Paki Fokker Bangs Into Lahore Bush
Macan Tutul Offline
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Registered: 02 Dec 05
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Iam sorry for the victims....it was so horrible.
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#31214 - 11 Jul 06 13:33 Re: Paki Fokker Bangs Into Lahore Bush
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Registered: 23 Nov 05
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They were Muslims right???

So they aren’t afraid of death right????

They are with their 70 virgins or whatever they mistakenly think they are going to get.

Fuck me, I would sit at the end of Lahore runway with a bag of AAM and help them on their way.

Funny that thousands can starve, or be murdered in genocide, but 45 die in a plane and everyone is shocked.

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#31215 - 11 Jul 06 17:12 Re: Paki Fokker Bangs Into Lahore Bush
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Pakistani guys are often very handsome Ive noticed.The ones who are like imran khan...mmmmm!
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#31216 - 11 Jul 06 17:20 Re: Paki Fokker Bangs Into Lahore Bush
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maybe Ena but the treat their woman like dirt
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#31217 - 11 Jul 06 18:02 Re: Paki Fokker Bangs Into Lahore Bush
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Registered: 23 Nov 05
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they are a pack of fucking arseholes and I am dedicating my life to eradicating them from this earth.

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#31218 - 11 Jul 06 18:37 Re: Paki Fokker Bangs Into Lahore Bush
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who PB our Pakki friends,.bit stiff old chap :p :p eek
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#31219 - 11 Jul 06 19:13 Re: Paki Fokker Bangs Into Lahore Bush
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Ok I try to change the post above but Kuku didn't let me do it....Yes Mr. Balibob, and my question is why Indo people (ortodox ones) always flaterring them even their act just like a $***.
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#31220 - 11 Jul 06 19:17 Re: Paki Fokker Bangs Into Lahore Bush
Polar Bear Offline
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Registered: 23 Nov 05
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Quote:
Originally posted by Balibob:
who PB our Pakki friends,.bit stiff old chap :p :p eek
I have never met a pakistani who isn’t an arrogant, sexist, bigoted asshole, in desperate need of a ventilated cranium…..

And if any Pakistani doesn’t like it feel free to meet me anywhere any place. I am not in the mood to put up with shit from animals.

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#31221 - 12 Jul 06 08:39 Re: Paki Fokker Bangs Into Lahore Bush
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The Tie

A fleeing Taliban, desperate for water, was plodding through the
Afghanistan desert when he saw something far off in the distance.
Hoping to find water, he walked toward the object, only to find a
little
old Jewish man sitting at a card-table with neckties laid out on
it.

The Arab asked, "My thirst is killing me. Do you have water?"
The Jewish man replied, "I have no water. Would you like to buy a
tie?
They are only $150. This one goes very nicely with your robes."
The Arab shouted, "Idiot! I do not need an overpriced tie. I need
water!"

"OK," said the old Jew, "it does not matter that you do not want
to buy
A tie, or that you insult me. I will show you that you have not
offended
me. If you walk over that hill to the east for about two miles,
you will
find a lovely restaurant. Go! Walk that way! The restaurant has
all the
water you need!"

The Arab staggered away toward the hill and eventually
disappeared.
Four hours later the Arab came crawling back to where the Jewish
man was
sitting at his table.
The Jew said, "I told y ou, about two miles over that hill. Could
you
Not find it?
"I found it all right," rasped the Arab. "Your brother won't let
me in
without a tie!"
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#31222 - 12 Jul 06 09:01 Re: Paki Fokker Bangs Into Lahore Bush
Polar Bear Offline
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According to overnight news 157 people were killed in Bombay (Mumbai) by a serries of bombs placed upon trains.

Undoubtedly this will prove to be the result of Islamic extremists. Undoubtedly they will prove to have come form Pakistan.

Let me make this clear, so no one is in any doubt.

1. We are at war. It is not a war against terrorism, it is a war against Islam. It is not a war against Fundamental Islam, it is a war against all forms of Islam, because if moderate Islam doesn’t stand with us, they will be standing against us. And Moderate Islam cannot stand against us without destroying Islam.

2. This is a war to the death. The West has two choices. Either bow down to Islam, and accept all of its changes and rules into our society. Or fight it. And we will fight.

3. Indonesia right now is on the front line. Fundamental Islam is creeping in. Sharia law is being introduced. The West is watching in abject horror. Any idea that Islam could peacefully coexist with moderates is being dispelled by Indonesia. The apathy of the average Indonesian, who simply accepts the changes, will not exist in the West. Indonesia is the demo model for Islamic overthrow of secular nations. And we don’t like what we see.

4. An army no longer marches upon its stomach, as it did in Napoleons day. Today it moves on oil tanks, and has done for almost 100 years. This oil is now running out. Apparently far faster than we thought. Other new, emerging nations want, and need, that oil. We can keep industry moving by the use of nuclear power, but the modern miliary concept of warfare is going to have to change. We must move back to pre oil armies. This means infantry soldiers imposing individual will, rather then military technology imposing mass will.

5. The rise of Islam, with its non technology forms of combat, and the decline of oil stocks, with the resulting de mechanisation of Western armies, means one thing. Sooner or later, Islam will meet the West in open combat…… The precursor is already here, in the form of Iraq, Afghanistan, and to some extent Somalia. From the Western pint of view, the sooner the better. Watch now for the rapid remilitarisation of the West. Watch the armies grow in size.

6. I am afraid that sooner than we think, the unthinkable will happen.

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#31223 - 12 Jul 06 10:40 Re: Paki Fokker Bangs Into Lahore Bush
Macan Tutul Offline
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Registered: 02 Dec 05
Posts: 1502
Loc: Jungle and cage ;)
Quote:
Originally posted by The One and Only Polar Bear:


3. Indonesia right now is on the front line. Fundamental Islam is creeping in. Sharia law is being introduced. The West is watching in abject horror. Any idea that Islam could peacefully coexist with moderates is being dispelled by Indonesia. The apathy of the average Indonesian, who simply accepts the changes, will not exist in the West. Indonesia is the demo model for Islamic overthrow of secular nations. And we don’t like what we see.

I am afraid that sooner than we think, the unthinkable will happen.
The problem is that such religious overdoses can become social epidemics and culminate in international tragedies and it already happen.
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#31224 - 12 Jul 06 11:11 Re: Paki Fokker Bangs Into Lahore Bush
Polar Bear Offline
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Registered: 23 Nov 05
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I daresay Islam will win, and we will enter a new Dark Age.

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#31225 - 12 Jul 06 11:34 Re: Paki Fokker Bangs Into Lahore Bush
Macan Tutul Offline
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Registered: 02 Dec 05
Posts: 1502
Loc: Jungle and cage ;)
Quote:
Originally posted by The One and Only Polar Bear:
I daresay Islam will win, and we will enter a new Dark Age.
I dare to say it already happen too (the new dark age)..............

And some of them (groups) appear to “hate” this climate of liberty and democracy, claiming that democracy is a kafir system.
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#31226 - 12 Jul 06 20:02 Re: Paki Fokker Bangs Into Lahore Bush
D'ruby Offline
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Registered: 13 Feb 06
Posts: 2177
Loc: My
Quote:
Originally posted by The One and Only Polar Bear:
According to overnight news 157 people were killed in Bombay (Mumbai) by a serries of bombs placed upon trains.
I feel worry, my oil dude is in India now frown
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#31227 - 12 Jul 06 20:54 Re: Paki Fokker Bangs Into Lahore Bush
Balibob Offline
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Registered: 14 Jun 06
Posts: 1066
Loc: Bali
he not be on the train dear he be on donkey and cart
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#31228 - 12 Jul 06 21:06 Re: Paki Fokker Bangs Into Lahore Bush
Lulu Offline
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Registered: 19 Feb 06
Posts: 2226
Loc: Indonesia
Quote:
Originally posted by rubyenda:
Quote:
Originally posted by The One and Only Polar Bear:
According to overnight news 157 people were killed in Bombay (Mumbai) by a serries of bombs placed upon trains.
I feel worry, my oil dude is in India now frown
eek Your dude is in India? Gosh, how come men don't realise that their girls sometimes get worry to sick! They only think about work, work and work.... frown
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#31229 - 12 Jul 06 21:10 Re: Paki Fokker Bangs Into Lahore Bush
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Registered: 13 Feb 06
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Yes, and no news since yesterday frown
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#31230 - 12 Jul 06 21:15 Re: Paki Fokker Bangs Into Lahore Bush
Lulu Offline
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Registered: 19 Feb 06
Posts: 2226
Loc: Indonesia
He will be okay, honey. Just have faith in it, after all that's what we've got right?! *smoochez*
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#31231 - 12 Jul 06 21:51 Re: Paki Fokker Bangs Into Lahore Bush
Dilli Offline
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Registered: 26 Feb 06
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Acha Gandoo Bukri Chod!

Its Hindi! First person who can translate wins a prize!
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#31232 - 13 Jul 06 08:28 Re: Paki Fokker Bangs Into Lahore Bush
Balibob Offline
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Posts: 1066
Loc: Bali
Is it a coincidence??,........ Dilli goes to India and someone plants Bombs on the train ,.200 mati...worst attacks in a decade

200 less, that can't set up wee shops in Glesga's sulubrious suburbs,.is Dilli a member of the S.L.A we ask ourseles??


No wonder the smell there in Bombay is a bit more riper that usual Dilli,.I think many more people shit themselves than usual laugh laugh
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#31233 - 13 Jul 06 08:46 Re: Paki Fokker Bangs Into Lahore Bush
Polar Bear Offline
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Registered: 23 Nov 05
Posts: 6177
Quote:
Originally posted by Dilligaf:
Acha Gandoo Bukri Chod!

Its Hindi! First person who can translate wins a prize!
It means "I have a very small dick"

be careful who teaches you Hindi Dilli, they might tell the truth.... smile

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#31234 - 13 Jul 06 11:07 Re: Paki Fokker Bangs Into Lahore Bush
Jokie Jokie Girl Offline
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Registered: 07 Nov 05
Posts: 2552
Loc: Central Jakarta
Quote:
Originally posted by The One and Only Polar Bear:
I daresay Islam will win, and we will enter a new Dark Age.
sure, Islam will win...coz Islam always in the truth..
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#31235 - 13 Jul 06 11:11 Re: Paki Fokker Bangs Into Lahore Bush
Jokie Jokie Girl Offline
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Registered: 07 Nov 05
Posts: 2552
Loc: Central Jakarta
Quote:
Originally posted by rubyenda:
Quote:
Originally posted by The One and Only Polar Bear:
According to overnight news 157 people were killed in Bombay (Mumbai) by a serries of bombs placed upon trains.
I feel worry, my oil dude is in India now frown
indian guy confused how come?
if I'm not mistake you have talked that you "ga nafsu" with asian guy..you only go with a bule wink
correct me if I'm wrong smile
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