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#3094 - 21 Feb 06 15:58 Solve this and be amog the 2%
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Below is a quiz written by Einstein last century. He said that 98% of the people in the world cannot solve the quiz. Are you among the other 2%?
Here you go...

Facts:
1: There are 5 houses in 5 different colors
2: In each house lives a person with a different nationality.
3: These 5 owners drink a certain beverage, smoke a certain brand of cigar and keep a certain pet.
4: No owner has the same pet, smoke the same brand of cigar or drink the same drink.

HINTS:
1: The British lives in a red house.
2: The Swede keeps dogs as pets
3: The Dane drinks tea
4: The green house is on the left of the white house (it also means they are next door to each other)
5: The green house owner drinks coffee
6: The person who smokes Pall Mall rears birds
7: The owner of the yellow house smokes Dunhill
8: The man living in the house right in the center drinks milk
9: The Norwegian lives in the first house
10: The man who smokes Blend lives next to the one who keeps cats
11: The man who keeps horses lives next to the man who smokes Dunhill
12: The owner who smokes Blue Master drinks beer
13: The German smokes Prince
14: The Norwegian lives next to the blue house
15: The man who smokes Blend has a neighbor who drinks water.



The question is: WHO KEEPS FISH?
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#3095 - 21 Feb 06 16:41 Re: Solve this and be amog the 2%
KuKuKaChu Moderator Offline
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Registered: 09 Oct 05
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if that's the question, then the answer is : "None of the above"
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#3096 - 22 Feb 06 12:15 Re: Solve this and be amog the 2%
Macan Tutul Offline
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Registered: 02 Dec 05
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Good answer, and the next is :
The man whos making love everyday
The man who so happy because he have good living beside his next door
And the man who remember to come home
smile
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#3097 - 22 Feb 06 12:19 Re: Solve this and be amog the 2%
Polar Bear Offline
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Registered: 23 Nov 05
Posts: 6177
Quote:
Originally posted by kumar:
The question is: WHO KEEPS FISH?
NOT ME!!! I had two dogs and a fat wife at one time, but never a fish.... smile

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#3098 - 22 Feb 06 19:33 Re: Solve this and be amog the 2%
Ena Offline
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Registered: 26 Nov 05
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Loc: Sydney
The 4th house = fish.


1. The Norwegian lives in the first house.

The 1st house = Norwegian.

2. The Norwegian lives next to the blue house.

The 2nd house = is blue.

3. The man living in the center house drinks milk.

The 3rd house = drink milk.

4. The green house is on the left of the white house.

The 5th house - can’t be green (nothing on the left).
The 2nd house - can’t be green (it’s blue).
The 1st house - can’t be green (blue on the left)
The 3rd or 4th house - can be green.

5. The green homeowner drinks coffee.

The 3rd house - isn’t green (the owner drinks milk).
The 4th house - is green.
The 5th house – is white. (rule 4)

6. The Brit lives in the red house.

The 1st house - isn’t red (belong to the Norwegian).
The 2th house – isn’t red (is blue).
The 4th house – isn’t red (is green).
The 5th house – isn’t red (is white)
The 3rd house – is red and here lives the Brit.
The 1st house – is yellow.

Houses order: yellow, blue, red, green, white.

7. The owner of the yellow house smokes Dunhill.

The 1st house – yellow, Norwegian, Dunhill.

8. The man who keeps the horse lives next to the man who smokes Dunhill.

The 2nd house – blue, horses

9. The man who smokes Blend has a neighbor who drinks water.

The 3rd house – drink milk (rule 3).
The 5th house – drink coffee (rule 5).
The 1st house – smokes Dunhill (result 7).
The 2nd house – smokes Blend.
The 1st house – drinks water.

House 1: yellow, Norwegian, water, Dunhill.
House 2: blue, Blend, horses.
House 3: red, Brit, milk.
House 4: green, coffee.
House 5: white.

10. The Dane drinks tea.

The 1st (water), the 3rd (milk), the 4th (coffee).
The 2nd house and the 5th house – can drink tea.

11. The owner who smokes Bluemaster drinks beer.

The 2nd house – smokes Blend – no beer – drinks tea – lives the Dane.
The 5th house – drink beer – smokes Bluemaster.
The 4th or the 5th house – lives the German.

12. The German smokes prince.

The 5th house – smokes Bluemaster (no German).
The 4th house – lives the German.
The 5th house – lives the Swede.
The 3rd house – smokes Pall Mall.

House 1: yellow, Norwegian, water, Dunhill.
House 2: blue, Dane, tea, Blend, horses.
House 3: red, Brit, milk, Pall Mall.
House 4: green, German, coffee, Prince.
House 5: white, Swede, beer, Bluemaster

13. The person who smokes Pall Mall rears birds.

The 3rd house – birds.

14. The Swede keeps dogs as pets.

The 5th house – dogs.

15. The man who smokes Blend lives next to the one who keeps cats.

The 4th house – fish.

House 1: yellow, Norwegian, water, Dunhill, cats.
House 2: blue, Dane, tea, Blend, horses.
House 3: red, Brit, milk, Pall Mall, birds.
House 4: green, German, coffee, Prince, fish.
House 5: white, Swede, beer, Bluemaster, dogs.
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#3099 - 22 Feb 06 19:35 Re: Solve this and be amog the 2%
Ena Offline
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BTW some one gave me this solutuion..I SO didnt work it out on my own LOL
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#3100 - 22 Feb 06 19:42 Re: Solve this and be amog the 2%
Ena Offline
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Loc: Sydney
assumption of what germans will keep in their clean houses LOL
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#3101 - 22 Feb 06 20:01 Re: Solve this and be amog the 2%
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Registered: 23 Nov 05
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Ena, you need a hobby!!!

Have an affair............

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#3102 - 22 Feb 06 20:47 Re: Solve this and be amog the 2%
KuKuKaChu Moderator Offline
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Registered: 09 Oct 05
Posts: 10790
Loc: Centre of the Universe
yep, ena, you need to get out more.
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#3103 - 22 Feb 06 21:04 Re: Solve this and be amog the 2%
Polar Bear Offline
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Registered: 23 Nov 05
Posts: 6177
Or maybe you should work for ASIO. They need that sort of shit...

so part two;

In my appartment block, unit 231 wears no panies on Friday nights, Unit 191 bring men home for sex on Thursdays. no 97 is bisexual, and no 164 exposes her naked body every night at 8pm.

Do I get laid tonight? smile

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#3104 - 22 Feb 06 21:12 Re: Solve this and be amog the 2%
Lulu Offline
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Registered: 19 Feb 06
Posts: 2226
Loc: Indonesia
perhaps ena need a hobby, but bear, you definetly need to get laid. smile
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#3105 - 22 Feb 06 21:26 Re: Solve this and be amog the 2%
KuKuKaChu Moderator Offline
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Registered: 09 Oct 05
Posts: 10790
Loc: Centre of the Universe
see ena? we all agree. there's something wrong with you. you aren't NORMAL. we are thus superior to you. sleep tight! wink
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#3106 - 23 Feb 06 05:15 Re: Solve this and be amog the 2%
Polar Bear Offline
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Registered: 23 Nov 05
Posts: 6177
Quote:
Originally posted by laluna:
perhaps ena need a hobby, but bear, you definetly need to get laid. smile
Is that an offer laluna....

cos i would like to get to know you better before you suck sausage smile

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#3107 - 23 Feb 06 14:38 Re: Solve this and be amog the 2%
Ena Offline
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Registered: 26 Nov 05
Posts: 765
Loc: Sydney
yes yes I know-Im afreak! LOL. Well a nerd at least. I do have a hobby-its called soduko !!!!!!
I need a nerd free hobby....how about I take up community flashing? I could flash people that looked a bit sad.Either cure them or send them even further into depression!!!LOL.
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#3108 - 23 Feb 06 17:43 Re: Solve this and be amog the 2%
Polar Bear Offline
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Registered: 23 Nov 05
Posts: 6177
I can be your test case smile

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#3109 - 28 Feb 06 01:31 Re: Solve this and be amog the 2%
DB Offline
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Registered: 01 Feb 06
Posts: 5
Loc: in front of my computer
How strange is this? I had a conversation with a seriously peeved man on the Expat Forum with these same very things being mentioned. BTW ena... it was me who gave you the answer last June.

http://expatforum.digitaldevelopment.com...13&offset=0

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#3110 - 28 Feb 06 14:41 Re: Solve this and be amog the 2%
Ena Offline
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Registered: 26 Nov 05
Posts: 765
Loc: Sydney
it was???
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#3111 - 28 Feb 06 15:58 Re: Solve this and be amog the 2%
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Registered: 12 Nov 05
Posts: 739
Loc: earth
The answer is the German who keeps fish.

The Norwegian lives in the first house with a yellow colour, smokes Dunhill, drinks water, keep cats as pets.

The Dane lives in the 2nd house with a blue colour, smokes Blend, drinks tea, keep horse as pet.

The Brit lives in the 3rd house with a red colour, smokes Pall Mall, drinks milk, keep birds as pets.

The German lives in the 4th house with a green colour, smokes Prince, drinks coffee, keep fish as pet.

The Swede lives in the 5th house with a white colour, smokes Blue Masters, drinks beer, keep dogs as pets.

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