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#3022 - 30 Jan 06 17:34 Cosmetic Surgeon
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I collect watches, mainly Rolex and Omega. I probably have near to 100. I meet a group of watch collectors most Thursday evenings for coffee. We then head off to a bar, and a restaurant. It’s a “bring a watch” type of evening. Everyone brings a different or unusual watch from their collection.

A couple of weeks ago I met up with the guys, and we were chatting when a girl I know walked by. I invited her to join us for coffee. When she discovered we were talking about watches (some of these guys have a serious obsession) she lost interest in everyone.

Then she discovered that one of the guys is a cosmetic surgeon. His day is spent giving girls facelifts, building boobs, cutting down backsides, reshaping noses etc. suddenly she was all over my friend. I thought she was going to rape him on the table!!!!!

Now she is pestering me to give her his number. I know this guy is building the perfect girl in Shanghai (he has a practice in China as well as Sydney).

Should I give her his number?

What is the obsession women have with cosmetic surgeons?

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#3023 - 30 Jan 06 22:05 Re: Cosmetic Surgeon
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there are lots of women have the obsession with cosmetic surgeon...for make over her face so thatlook pretty..
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#3024 - 31 Jan 06 06:08 Re: Cosmetic Surgeon
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So should i give her his number...

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#3025 - 31 Jan 06 07:27 Re: Cosmetic Surgeon
juminten Offline
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Damn, sounds like the girl on "nip/tuck" is he a hot surgeon like Dr. Christian Troy? I mean Julian McMahon wink
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#3026 - 31 Jan 06 07:30 Re: Cosmetic Surgeon
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Quote:
Originally posted by Polar Bear:
So should i give her his number...
You shouldn't give his personal number to her without his permission, if she wants you to give him her number, thats different issue.
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#3027 - 31 Jan 06 07:34 Re: Cosmetic Surgeon
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He is very cute guy, very "HOT", cos he has a lot of surgery.... veery cute Mr Perfect. and he has a good collection of Panerai watches!!!

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#3028 - 31 Jan 06 07:35 Re: Cosmetic Surgeon
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I will email you a photo of him

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#3029 - 31 Jan 06 07:46 Re: Cosmetic Surgeon
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no i don't want it! yeah maybe he's hot but not Julian wink
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#3030 - 08 Feb 06 18:18 Re: Cosmetic Surgeon
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I had my eyes done for laser surgery 2 yrs ago (minus 5 before), expensive but worth every penny !

I guess i was desperate before to get rid my thick glasses, that was probably the reason why i had the surgery.
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#3031 - 08 Feb 06 18:19 Re: Cosmetic Surgeon
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I had 4 inches taken off my wanger, it was tooooo bog and Jakgril complained..... smile

Was the eye surgery ok. i am thinking about it.
contact lenses now.....

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#3032 - 08 Feb 06 18:23 Re: Cosmetic Surgeon
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?? you mean you need the eye surgery now in order to see your new down-sized donger?
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#3033 - 08 Feb 06 18:24 Re: Cosmetic Surgeon
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Quote:
Originally posted by Polar Bear:
I had 4 inches taken off my wanger, it was tooooo bog and Jakgril complained..... smile

Was the eye surgery ok. i am thinking about it.
contact lenses now.....
My eyes are ok now, not wearing glasses again. I had the lasik wavefront surgery in Fulham London. I used contact lenses too before but had a trouble putting them on lol.
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#3034 - 08 Feb 06 18:26 Re: Cosmetic Surgeon
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small below 6,5
average 6,5 to 8 inches.
more than average above 8 inches.
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#3035 - 08 Feb 06 18:26 Re: Cosmetic Surgeon
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Julians not hot, not really.He is just an average aussie guy.Plus he used to be married to dani minogue so I guess he also has issssews.
I think though he will get hotter as he gets older-like sean connery kind of thing.
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#3036 - 08 Feb 06 18:36 Re: Cosmetic Surgeon
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I am 9.25 inches....


But my GF had sex with my father (loooooong story) and she said he is HUGE.

So I asked my mother, and she said "oh yes, he is HUGE" (they are divorced)....

So I wonder how big he is....?

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#3037 - 08 Feb 06 18:42 Re: Cosmetic Surgeon
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Quote:
Originally posted by Polar Bear:
I am 9.25 inches....


But my GF had sex with my father (loooooong story) and she said he is HUGE.

So I asked my mother, and she said "oh yes, he is HUGE" (they are divorced)....

So I wonder how big he is....?
frown frown frown
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#3038 - 08 Feb 06 20:16 Re: Cosmetic Surgeon
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Quote:
Originally posted by Polar Bear:
I am 9.25 inches....


But my GF had sex with my father (loooooong story) and she said he is HUGE.

So I asked my mother, and she said "oh yes, he is HUGE" (they are divorced)....

So I wonder how big he is....?
Thats the big question...I guess you will never know... lol. But i have this theory in mind..the son will always be 1 inch sorter than his dad.

PB : 9.25
PB son : 8.25
PB dad : 10.25
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#3039 - 08 Feb 06 20:20 Re: Cosmetic Surgeon
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I agree wit you Rani X. usually the dad had bigger and longer d*ck

btw, we had the same avatar ya.. nice laugh

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#3040 - 08 Feb 06 20:28 Re: Cosmetic Surgeon
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Quote:
Originally posted by lucille_ball:
I agree wit you Rani X. usually the dad had bigger and longer d*ck

btw, we had the same avatar ya.. nice laugh
ur right lucille ball..i am ur copycat lol
im looking for an avatar with ring on the nose, or the belly button pierced smile
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#3041 - 08 Feb 06 20:33 Re: Cosmetic Surgeon
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i think there's one avatar that shows our belly button and its circle wit love and covered wit coloured pink highlights, but without belly button pierced

btw, are you a fan of piercing ? if so, how many pierce you had or maybe tatoos ?
cos i had 5 piercing.. three in the ears, one in da nose, one in my tongue smile

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#3042 - 08 Feb 06 21:25 Re: Cosmetic Surgeon
Rani x Offline
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Quote:
Originally posted by lucille_ball:
i think there's one avatar that shows our belly button and its circle wit love and covered wit coloured pink highlights, but without belly button pierced

btw, are you a fan of piercing ? if so, how many pierce you had or maybe tatoos ?
cos i had 5 piercing.. three in the ears, one in da nose, one in my tongue smile
i used to have small one on the nose, and one on the belly button. I dont wear them here though :p . I want to have a small tattoo above my bum, but my hubby said NOOO
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#3043 - 08 Feb 06 23:55 Re: Cosmetic Surgeon
juminten Offline
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Registered: 08 Dec 05
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Quote:
Originally posted by Ena:
Julians not hot, not really.He is just an average aussie guy.Plus he used to be married to dani minogue so I guess he also has issssews.
I think though he will get hotter as he gets older-like sean connery kind of thing.
Ena, you said that coz your honey bun is Indo dude smile
Just because he used to married to minouge lady doesn't mean he isn't hot anymore. Well, Julian is still HOT on TV smile
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#3044 - 09 Feb 06 04:22 Re: Cosmetic Surgeon
Ena Offline
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Registered: 26 Nov 05
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Loc: Sydney
No-but his dad was a prime minister of autralia, Sir Billy McMahon.
I think you can put him on the list of passing the test yeah!
I think that african american politician guy you have in us is hot-now whats his name-obata or something?
Rani how is cibubur these days? Very busy now?
At one time we were gonna build a little house there cos my husband had some land there-but at that time it was not very populated, still very nice kampung-I mean it wasnt overdeveloped at that time.But my husband said jauuuuuh from the work-pusing macet setiap hari to jakarta.His old nanny/pembantu lives there now-in a really cute traditional bamboo house. I love that lady.
She just throw something in the ground and next day theres like a whole forest of it-its really nice in cibubur.
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#3045 - 09 Feb 06 04:27 Re: Cosmetic Surgeon
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Yes, Ena..I know his dad was a PM, thats why he is not so hot..LOL!
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#3046 - 09 Feb 06 06:02 Re: Cosmetic Surgeon
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Loc: Jakarta
Quote:
Originally posted by Rani x:
Quote:
Originally posted by Polar Bear:
I am 9.25 inches....


But my GF had sex with my father (loooooong story) and she said he is HUGE.

So I asked my mother, and she said "oh yes, he is HUGE" (they are divorced)....

So I wonder how big he is....?
Thats the big question...I guess you will never know... lol. But i have this theory in mind..the son will always be 1 inch sorter than his dad.

PB : 9.25
PB son : 8.25
PB dad : 10.25
Rani,

As per your theory, 7 generation later of PB's will be born with no penis only dickheads and that will also vanish in a generation or two... but does your theory also say daughters will be born with one inch deeper while sons are born with one inch shorter... smile )
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