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#28012 - 15 Oct 05 22:04 Large Erection for sale - cheap
preman Offline
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Registered: 16 Oct 05
Posts: 31
Loc: Jakarta
For Fast sale. (butuh uang.) Very Large area of prime real estate in the dead centre of the city.

Lots of trees, pigeons, deer and other wildlife.

Large perpendicular erection dominates the site, however the vendor is prepared to remove this.

USD1,000,000 cash. (tanpa perantara)

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#28013 - 16 Oct 05 10:55 Re: Large Erection for sale - cheap
Faria Offline
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Registered: 12 Oct 05
Posts: 21
Loc: Jakarta
Hi preman,

Cud you tell me where is the area ? btw, I have client from Oz, He need a large area in Jogjakarta (especially kaki gunung merapi), he called himself as "sultan". His planning is build some building for Apotik, Kindergarden and Hotel. Maybe you can help us.

Rgds,

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#28014 - 16 Oct 05 15:40 Re: Large Erection for sale - cheap
preman Offline
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Registered: 16 Oct 05
Posts: 31
Loc: Jakarta
sounds like a real nice guy this sultan. actually, doesn't jogja already have a sultan? won't he get jealous or something if another sultan moves in next door?

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#28015 - 19 Oct 05 12:48 Re: Large Erection for sale - cheap
janda gatal Offline
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Registered: 17 Oct 05
Posts: 5
Loc: jakarte
your Large Erection sounds like it is Monas ... you want to sell monas ya? hebat!

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#28016 - 19 Oct 05 14:50 Re: Large Erection for sale - cheap
bernardNM Offline
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Registered: 19 Oct 05
Posts: 9
Loc: Yogyakarta,Indonesia
sultan in jogja now just have one,but another palace(puro pakualaman) have 40 wife(selir) do you still interested on it

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#28017 - 19 Oct 05 14:59 Re: Large Erection for sale - cheap
angel Offline
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Registered: 19 Oct 05
Posts: 45
Loc: bekasi
40 wives ??? ups!!!! but, its okay to be no. 41 will be good for me...and my name will be Raden Ayu Angela ....

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#28018 - 22 Oct 05 15:30 Re: Large Erection for sale - cheap
bernardNM Offline
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Registered: 19 Oct 05
Posts: 9
Loc: Yogyakarta,Indonesia
this king about 78 years old

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#28019 - 22 Oct 05 15:53 Re: Large Erection for sale - cheap
Faria Offline
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Registered: 12 Oct 05
Posts: 21
Loc: Jakarta
ups....is he still strong ??? and rich ???
i m looking for old man and rich....can you help me ???

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#28020 - 24 Oct 05 09:34 Re: Large Erection for sale - cheap
bernardNM Offline
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Registered: 19 Oct 05
Posts: 9
Loc: Yogyakarta,Indonesia
offcourse,but you had thinking about be the number..... from him

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#28021 - 24 Dec 05 04:30 Re: Large Erection for sale - cheap
Risad Gir Offline
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Registered: 09 Dec 05
Posts: 548
Loc: Surabaya
Quote:
Originally posted by preman:
Large perpendicular erection dominates the site,
My erection is usually also very dominating.
However, not always straight as an arrow, hard as a nail, of course, but sometimes perpendicular to my body, but never ever parallel to the floor. laugh
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#28022 - 24 Dec 05 06:10 Re: Large Erection for sale - cheap
Polar Bear Offline
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Registered: 23 Nov 05
Posts: 6177
I have been trying to sell a modest errection for years, but everyone wants it for free....

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#28023 - 24 Dec 05 11:31 Re: Large Erection for sale - cheap
Jokie Jokie Girl Offline
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Registered: 07 Nov 05
Posts: 2552
Loc: Central Jakarta
Quote:
Originally posted by rosco:
I have been trying to sell a modest errection for years, but everyone wants it for free....
you know why Ros? coz if you're errection it's not imperfect.. wink
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#28024 - 24 Dec 05 19:21 Re: Large Erection for sale - cheap
Polar Bear Offline
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Registered: 23 Nov 05
Posts: 6177
I keep rebuilding it, but no one wants it

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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#28025 - 25 Dec 05 01:50 Re: Large Erection for sale - cheap
Polar Bear Offline
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Registered: 23 Nov 05
Posts: 6177
Is it true that Bules have larger ones? or is this a myth?

I never seem to have a tape measure with me when I need it!

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#28026 - 25 Dec 05 06:59 Re: Large Erection for sale - cheap
Risad Gir Offline
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Registered: 09 Dec 05
Posts: 548
Loc: Surabaya
Quote:
Originally posted by rosco:
Is it true that Bules have larger ones? or is this a myth?

I never seem to have a tape measure with me when I need it!
Usually they pull up their shoulders and act if they donít know. Then they always tell you youíre their first bule so they wouldnít know.

uhuh... yes dear... please shut up and continue what you where just doingÖ will yeah!
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#28027 - 25 Dec 05 11:30 Re: Large Erection for sale - cheap
Polar Bear Offline
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Registered: 23 Nov 05
Posts: 6177
LOL That is SO TRUE.

"Honey, I never boom boom Bule before".

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#28028 - 25 Dec 05 15:04 Re: Large Erection for sale - cheap
Ena Offline
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Registered: 26 Nov 05
Posts: 765
Loc: Sydney
Bule may have larger one , but strict building code regulations keep in under certain size.
Indo they might ignore such code???????
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#28029 - 25 Dec 05 15:32 Re: Large Erection for sale - cheap
Risad Gir Offline
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Registered: 09 Dec 05
Posts: 548
Loc: Surabaya
Quote:
Originally posted by Ena:
Bule may have larger one , but strict building code regulations keep in under certain size.
Indo they might ignore such code???????
Interesting topic... should have had its own thread.

Ena you tell us the secret... youíve got to now... which one girls prefer?

Once a girl told me that itís the same with cabe rawit... the smallest ones are the hottest.

Is that true, or is that also a myth?
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#28030 - 25 Dec 05 19:18 Re: Large Erection for sale - cheap
Polar Bear Offline
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Registered: 23 Nov 05
Posts: 6177
I had a Japanese girl who told me Japanese men had smaller buildings, but were strong enough to take on any earthquake :-)

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#28031 - 25 Dec 05 19:34 Re: Large Erection for sale - cheap
Risad Gir Offline
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Registered: 09 Dec 05
Posts: 548
Loc: Surabaya
Quote:
Originally posted by rosco:
I had a Japanese girl who told me Japanese men had smaller buildings, but where strong enough to take on any earthquake :-)
Yes... could be they are stronger... probably because they have to compensate for size.

O ya ladies.. klo co indo bilang "bule menang di gede doang, tapi lemes, bisa-bisa gak bisa maen doang", thatís the words of a loser (mung slilit thok), and obviously a myth as well laugh .

Please PM me if you need physical and/or scientific proof :p
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#28032 - 25 Dec 05 20:09 Re: Large Erection for sale - cheap
Ena Offline
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Registered: 26 Nov 05
Posts: 765
Loc: Sydney
LOL. Well my husband is indonesian and his compliance to building regulations are perfect-he may have whacked a level or two on without notifying the relevant authorities, but quite frankly I like a non-compliant non-council approved level or two...biasaaaaa kan.LOL.
And yes-earthqualke survival know how is very important!! LOL.
When I was in Tokyo I was chrged 12 bucks for an apple.
A big red fuji licious apple , but holy crap!
If cant afford to eat better make buildings eeeeh.
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#28033 - 25 Dec 05 20:36 Re: Large Erection for sale - cheap
Polar Bear Offline
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Registered: 23 Nov 05
Posts: 6177
This dodgy practice of unauthorised extensions is on the rise :-)

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#28034 - 25 Dec 05 23:00 Re: Large Erection for sale - cheap
Jokie Jokie Girl Offline
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Registered: 07 Nov 05
Posts: 2552
Loc: Central Jakarta
Quote:
Originally posted by Risad_Gir:
Quote:
Originally posted by rosco:
I had a Japanese girl who told me Japanese men had smaller buildings, but where strong enough to take on any earthquake :-)
Yes... could be they are stronger... probably because they have to compensate for size.

O ya ladies.. klo co indo bilang "bule menang di gede doang, tapi lemes, bisa-bisa gak bisa maen doang", thatís the words of a loser (mung slilit thok), and obviously a myth as well laugh .

Please PM me if you need physical and/or scientific proof :p
laugh laugh laugh laugh ....I know what you mean RG...
dr Boyke says " don't ever looked the measurement cause the most important is an endrance... wink
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#28035 - 25 Dec 05 23:13 Re: Large Erection for sale - cheap
Risad Gir Offline
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Registered: 09 Dec 05
Posts: 548
Loc: Surabaya
Ofcourse dr Boyke says that. If my wiener was 8 cm I would also say that.
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#28036 - 26 Dec 05 07:49 Re: Large Erection for sale - cheap
Polar Bear Offline
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Registered: 23 Nov 05
Posts: 6177
I can add two floors onto that!!!!

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