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#2546 - 30 Mar 06 08:04 Hello all!
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Hi Guy's, am new to this forum (and forum's in general as it happens. Hope you are all well, please be gentle with me.

What's the difference between light and hard?
You can get to sleep with the light on! smile
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#2547 - 30 Mar 06 08:48 Re: Hello all!
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Hi Magpie, wlecome aboard the good ship SS JakChat.

we have a good crew, captained by Krazy KuKu. Wallet digga is the ships purser, Mecan tutul is the ships cat, and Dilli is the ships Engineer. Jokgirl, cherry and ella K are ships sex godesses. black Adder runs the ships cassino, and Goof Man is in charge of Camels.

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#2548 - 30 Mar 06 09:03 Re: Hello all!
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Who is "Roger the Cabin Boy"?
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#2549 - 30 Mar 06 09:03 Re: Hello all!
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Master Bates? , Seaman Staines?
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#2550 - 30 Mar 06 09:20 Re: Hello all!
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Originally posted by Polar Bear:
Hi Magpie, wlecome aboard the good ship SS JakChat.

we have a good crew, captained by Krazy KuKu. Wallet digga is the ships purser, Mecan tutul is the ships cat, and Dilli is the ships Engineer. Jokgirl, cherry and ella K are ships sex godesses. black Adder runs the ships cassino, and Goof Man is in charge of Camels.
U forgot me frown
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#2551 - 30 Mar 06 09:21 Re: Hello all!
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Hi Magpie, welcome aboard smile
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#2552 - 30 Mar 06 09:40 Re: Hello all!
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Ah yes, the delectable Ruby - Ships Monkey
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#2553 - 30 Mar 06 09:43 Re: Hello all!
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I think I wanna man the Crow's nest....looking down on you all...tee hee
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#2554 - 30 Mar 06 09:57 Re: Hello all!
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Im the life boy

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#2555 - 30 Mar 06 10:04 Re: Hello all!
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Lying bastard! Anything that falls in the water is food to you!
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#2556 - 30 Mar 06 10:08 Re: Hello all!
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Who would you guy's vote to be the beautiful statue that you see attached to the front of some ships?? Firstly vote for someone famous, then for someone on this forum!
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#2557 - 30 Mar 06 10:09 Re: Hello all!
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1. Eva Longira - for the Famous person
2. Probably Wallet-Digga cos her legs look real sexy
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#2558 - 30 Mar 06 10:11 Re: Hello all!
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1) Madeline Allbright in the Nude
2) Plead the fifth
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#2559 - 30 Mar 06 10:13 Re: Hello all!
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Yuk, if Madeline Albright is who I think she is (rather large american politician??)

Sorry am a little ignorant of American Politicians, which is probably not a bad way to be!!
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#2560 - 30 Mar 06 10:17 Re: Hello all!
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Tried a google image search for Madeline Albright Nude, no results, better delve deeper into the net!
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#2561 - 30 Mar 06 10:19 Re: Hello all!
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Ah yes, the lady with a face like a 1930's handbag!
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#2562 - 30 Mar 06 10:21 Re: Hello all!
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#2563 - 30 Mar 06 10:22 Re: Hello all!
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Hey Magpie! wuzzup! I knew you've been lurkering my legs! dont' bother if you are girl! bad news is I'm NOT a lebian. If you are a hot dude, then lemme check your ass! laugh
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#2564 - 30 Mar 06 10:23 Re: Hello all!
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Whats a Lebian?
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#2565 - 30 Mar 06 10:24 Re: Hello all!
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Aloha oil dude sayang..hows your sexy ass?
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#2566 - 30 Mar 06 10:25 Re: Hello all!
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Still hurting from the dreams you had about it last night!
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#2567 - 30 Mar 06 10:26 Re: Hello all!
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Why you guys talking about an old ugly woman? am here...talk to me you idiots! laugh
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#2568 - 30 Mar 06 10:26 Re: Hello all!
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Hey Magpie! wuzzup! I knew you've been lurkering my legs! dont' bother if you are girl! bad news is I'm NOT a lebian. If you are a hot dude, then lemme check your ass! laugh
Nope, Am a guy, have proof as well!! Will send you a picture in the near future (sorting out digital camera tommorow.

Wanna send me a picture, that would be nice.
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#2569 - 30 Mar 06 10:28 Re: Hello all!
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Why you guys talking about an old ugly woman? am here...talk to me you idiots! laugh
He brought it up!, was trying to start a conversation about who we like (famous women) and who everybody likes on the forum, your name came up because of your picture, and the old lady well....that was not me!!
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#2570 - 30 Mar 06 10:28 Re: Hello all!
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Magpie, see my avatar? thats my real pic sayang..dare uncross my legs, you'll pay!
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