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#25216 - 28 Sep 06 14:50 Kareltjuh is not what he says he is
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I met him over a year ago in Jkt, and my life has not been the same.
To start with his looks, he looks exactly the opposite from what he jokingly says, meaning he is bloody gorgeous (the wet dream of all indo girls) on top of that he is also really tall about 197 cm, meaning an irresistable combination for any Indo girl.

Seeing kareltju in action with the indonesian girls would have made Casanova look like a shy little kid, the girls were over him like beggars over a wealth flashing millionare walking around in the slums of Calcutta.

About his poverty however he was not lying, he managed to and had to get by on 60.000 rupia a day, including accomodation. That's why he had to stay in Bloemsteen in good old Jaksa. This didn't prevend him from having a ball nor did it stop the local girls (not Jalan Jaksa girls) to visit him (in his hotel room) in droves.

Do i sound envious and jealous here??? You bet i do.

However don't get me wrong, i don't mean to say he is a bad guy, just wanted to say he is not stupid nor ugly (opposite really) It was not his fault that the girls were so mad about him (just his looks can be blamed for that) and he was not actively chasing the girls himself but they were just offering themselves to him on a silver plate, and what man would not take that (maybe only the pope and hopelessly gays).

So girls keep sending him messages, u might end up with a bf that makes you the star and envy of ur complete circle of female friends.

Yours honestly,

harry

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#25217 - 28 Sep 06 15:10 Re: Kareltjuh is not what he says he is
KuKuKaChu Moderator Offline
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poor dutch guy.

poor, poor dutch guy.
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#25218 - 28 Sep 06 18:15 Re: Kareltjuh is not what he says he is
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i'm sure that Karel hurt you, dutch wink
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#25219 - 28 Sep 06 18:36 Re: Kareltjuh is not what he says he is
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he did't hit or punch me even he is 100 times stronger than me. But seeing so much beauty combined in one man did hurt my eyes. (and i'm unfortunately not even gay)

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#25220 - 28 Sep 06 21:06 Re: Kareltjuh is not what he says he is
Dilli Offline
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I can see by the use of the word unfortunately you are contemplating the Dark Side!
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#25221 - 29 Sep 06 10:46 Re: Kareltjuh is not what he says he is
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While I may not have been here long i have observed that it really doesnt matter what the fuck you look like its not hard to get shagged as often as you like here.
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#25222 - 29 Sep 06 10:58 Re: Kareltjuh is not what he says he is
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selamat pagi...
smile
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#25223 - 29 Sep 06 11:34 Re: Kareltjuh is not what he says he is
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Pagi Jokie, how are you? masih puasa?
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#25224 - 29 Sep 06 12:19 Re: Kareltjuh is not what he says he is
Jokie Jokie Girl Offline
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Alhamdulillah masih smile
my life is not too bad today..
just a bit being sad..coz my boss keep silent to me frown
I dont know why? is it because I was run of from the office on monday or he's suspicious that I stole his client frown
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#25225 - 29 Sep 06 15:45 Re: Kareltjuh is not what he says he is
Dilli Offline
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Never mind Jokie...

It could be worse!

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#25226 - 29 Sep 06 16:33 Re: Kareltjuh is not what he says he is
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in reply to chewwyUK.

It really does matter how you look like here in indonesia.

If you are a short git or worse a short bald git or even more worse a short, fat, bald git or God forbit a short, fat, old, bald git you will only get laid here if you have a lot of rupia's in your pocket.

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#25227 - 29 Sep 06 17:04 Re: Kareltjuh is not what he says he is
cherry Offline
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Quote:
Originally posted by Dilligaf:
Never mind Jokie...

It could be worse!

dili, why you post maid pic here wink
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#25228 - 29 Sep 06 23:43 Re: Kareltjuh is not what he says he is
kareltjuhh belanda Offline
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huh confused confused this post looks rather familiar, shoot have u also been posting in blok-m forum?? actually, unfortunately its not tru what dutch_guy says, as I stayed in memories and not in bloem steen. :rolleyes:
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#25229 - 30 Sep 06 08:02 Re: Kareltjuh is not what he says he is
KuKuKaChu Moderator Offline
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don't worry karel. dutch guy has "special problems" smile he posts the same stories over and over ...
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#25230 - 30 Sep 06 08:17 Re: Kareltjuh is not what he says he is
Dilli Offline
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Why dont we just make the site a "CLOGGIE FREE ZONE" (No offence Karel) and then we do not need to listen to DG's nonsense. Last I heard he had lost his wife and kid and then went chasing tail all over Jakarta....
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#25231 - 30 Sep 06 08:23 Re: Kareltjuh is not what he says he is
KuKuKaChu Moderator Offline
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dutch guy will get bored soon. he'll then come back and try again next year. same thing, year after year after year ...

if i was his wife, i'd kill myself for being so stupid.
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#25232 - 30 Sep 06 12:24 Re: Kareltjuh is not what he says he is
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Quote:
Originally posted by kareltjuhh belanda:
huh confused confused this post looks rather familiar, shoot have u also been posting in blok-m forum?? actually, unfortunately its not tru what dutch_guy says, as I stayed in memories and not in bloem steen. :rolleyes:
doski cembokur sama eloe wink
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#25233 - 30 Sep 06 17:37 Re: Kareltjuh is not what he says he is
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Aku ingin tidur bersamanu
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#25234 - 03 Oct 06 04:37 Re: Kareltjuh is not what he says he is
kareltjuhh belanda Offline
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oh, ive put my friendster in my profile, so you can see i am who i say who i am. what about you dutch_guy :?
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#25235 - 03 Oct 06 16:28 Re: Kareltjuh is not what he says he is
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Wow Karel you've been to more places than i've ever been in indonesia!

Nice pics collection & sexy legs btw

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#25236 - 03 Oct 06 16:32 Re: Kareltjuh is not what he says he is
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Quote:
Originally posted by kareltjuhh belanda:
Aku ingin tidur bersamanu
maksudnya kamu ingin tidur bersamaku wink
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