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#25101 - 18 Sep 06 15:35 Hedghog Sex
Dilli Offline
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Brilliant!

A DESPERATE boyfriend ripped his willy to bits when he tried to cure premature ejaculation by having sex with a HEDGEHOG.

Zoran Nikolovic — dubbed Mr Jiggywinkle — claimed to be following the advice of a witch doctor when he injured himself on the animal’s pricks.

The 35-year-old said he had not yet told his girlfriend about his spine romance and added: “God knows what she will think of me.

“I don’t know whether she’s more likely to dump me for being some kind of pervert or for being such an idiot.”

He explained: “I was so ashamed to go to a normal clinic to discuss sexual problems that I was ready to try anything. When the voodoo man suggested having sex with a hedgehog I walked out.

“But he guaranteed me total discretion and 100 per cent success so I decided to try it.”

A hospital spokesman in Belgrade, Serbia, said: “The animal was apparently unhurt. The patient came off much worse from the encounter.

“We have carried out similar operations before, but only on people who have been in accidents.

“No one here has ever come across anything like it, and I doubt any of us ever will again.”
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#25102 - 21 Sep 06 12:49 Re: Hedghog Sex
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A DESPERATE boyfriend ripped his willy to bits when he tried to cure premature ejaculation by having sex with a HEDGEHOG.


there are some sick barstards around,dosent he know ya sposed to use a jelly fish
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#25103 - 25 Sep 06 19:00 Re: Hedghog Sex
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Reminds me of my old fave:

Man dies after sex with horse
19/07/2005 07:54 - (SA)

San Francisco - A man died of internal injuries from sex with a stallion at a ranch used by a bestiality ring, police in the northwestern United States state of Washington said on Monday.

The man suffered fatal trauma while being sodomised by a stallion at a stud farm that catered to men who wanted sex with animals, Enumclaw Police Commander Eric Sortland told AFP.

"From the medical examiner's office to the sheriff to the police detectives, we have never seen anything remotely close to what we have in the past two weeks," Sortland said.

The shocking events at the ranch were exposed after a man's body was dropped off at a hospital southeast of the city of Seattle on July 2 after his encounter with the horse.

"basically, his colon was ruptured, along with his lower organs in that region, and he bled out," Sortland said.

A cache of hundreds of hours of videotaped man-on-beast sex sessions was found hidden in a field, Sortland said.

The animals kept at the farm included ponies, horses, goats, sheep and dogs, according to the police commander.

Images of the flock of offerings on the bestial dude ranch were relayed over the internet and records indicate men had come from throughout the United States, according to police.

"Unfortunately, these people were very diligent in filming their activities," Sortland said of a viewing task detectives have found unpleasant.

Police were still reviewing the recordings to determine the range of activities, according to the commander.

Because sex with animals is not barred by law in Washington state, no arrests have been made, according to police who nonetheless continued to investigate on Monday to determine whether any illegal activity had taken place at the ranch.

The case is being used by state legislators backing a bill that would make it illegal to have sex with beasts, Sortland said.
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#25104 - 25 Sep 06 19:10 Re: Hedghog Sex
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As long as they keep sheep legal I am happy with this proposed legislation!
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#25105 - 25 Sep 06 19:26 Re: Hedghog Sex
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reminder to self: never have sex with stallion.
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#25106 - 26 Sep 06 12:30 Re: Hedghog Sex
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#25107 - 26 Sep 06 13:11 Re: Hedghog Sex
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Quote:
Originally posted by handoyosalim:
join
join where laugh
heyy handoyosalim, welcome to JakChat?
are you one of soedomosalim or are you laluna's family wink
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#25108 - 26 Sep 06 13:33 Re: Hedghog Sex
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oh..no! pak handoyo stay away from jokie, she is just looking for your wallet! wink
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#25109 - 26 Sep 06 14:08 Re: Hedghog Sex
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LOL laugh

Who is the wallet digger here, Jokie or WD?
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#25110 - 26 Sep 06 14:16 Re: Hedghog Sex
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jokie is my asistant..lol..
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#25111 - 26 Sep 06 16:14 Re: Hedghog Sex
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Originally posted by wallet-digga':
oh..no! pak handoyo stay away from jokie, she is just looking for your wallet! wink
yeahhh you rite cinta yay
Im looking for the big wallet now for pulang kampung laugh
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#25112 - 27 Sep 06 09:38 Re: Hedghog Sex
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A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walks into Wal Mart with her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.

The WAl Mart Greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to Wal Mart .... Nice children you've got there - are they twins?"

The ugly woman stops screaming long enough to say, "Hell no they are not, the oldest one, he's 9 and the younger one, she's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins?........ Do you really think they look alike?"

"No", replies the greeter, "I just couldn't believe you got shagged twice!"

laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh
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#25113 - 27 Sep 06 10:01 Re: Hedghog Sex
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Quote:
Originally posted by Balibob:


"No", replies the greeter, "I just couldn't believe you got shagged twice!"

laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh
Hehe laugh laugh
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#25114 - 27 Sep 06 10:04 Re: Hedghog Sex
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MOrning BOnita,.how's the belly Dancing classes getting on laugh laugh laugh laugh
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#25115 - 27 Sep 06 10:29 Re: Hedghog Sex
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hey bob, you never say hallow to me again frown
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#25116 - 27 Sep 06 10:41 Re: Hedghog Sex
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Hi Jokie Jokie Girl,.OOOOOOOps sorry dear ,.it's just I hardly ever see you U on line dear,.... no offence meant smile
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#25117 - 27 Sep 06 13:46 Re: Hedghog Sex
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Yeah he don't say hello to me too frown
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#25118 - 27 Sep 06 13:56 Re: Hedghog Sex
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hi ruby!!!
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#25119 - 27 Sep 06 13:57 Re: Hedghog Sex
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hello Ruby dear,.that's not true I always say hello to U when I see U wink
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#25120 - 27 Sep 06 13:57 Re: Hedghog Sex
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Hey kuku smile

I see many visitors but so quiet?
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#25121 - 27 Sep 06 14:03 Re: Hedghog Sex
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Quote:
Originally posted by rubyenda:
I see many visitors but so quiet?
we are all waiting for you, rubybabe. why don't you start an argument with someone?? smile
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#25122 - 27 Sep 06 14:05 Re: Hedghog Sex
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U know me, I am so charming and cute, always nice and don't like to argue :p
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#25123 - 27 Sep 06 14:07 Re: Hedghog Sex
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Quote:
Originally posted by Balibob:
hello Ruby dear,.that's not true I always say hello to U when I see U wink
How are u pak bob?
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#25124 - 27 Sep 06 14:11 Re: Hedghog Sex
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I am good thanx dear,....... like U I am fasting Juga
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#25125 - 27 Sep 06 14:14 Re: Hedghog Sex
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Really? Wow, fasting from breakfast to lunch? laugh
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