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#24710 - 31 Aug 06 11:25 The Heart Cake theory.....
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I spent some time chatting to Shesca today, and I mentioned my heart cake theory.

For what it I worth, here it is:

Our hearts are like a cake. When we meet someone we like, we give them a slice of our heart. If they like us, they give us a slice of their heart in return.

So we swap slices, and everything remains balanced,

But some people are greedy. They take a slice of heart cake, but donít give one back.

If that happens enough, we have no heart cake to offer anyone else.

Then we just stick to shagging. So if you meet a guy like me, donít blame me, blame the fucking girls who stole my cakeÖ..

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#24711 - 31 Aug 06 13:02 Re: The Heart Cake theory.....
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I blame the oil dude frown
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#24712 - 31 Aug 06 13:03 Re: The Heart Cake theory.....
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Quote:
Originally posted by rubyenda:
I blame the oil dude frown
No he didnt steal my heart smile

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#24713 - 31 Aug 06 13:08 Re: The Heart Cake theory.....
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No OilDude stole your tadger and your scraggy ass laugh laugh laugh

As him, who was pissed last night?? laugh laugh laugh
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#24714 - 31 Aug 06 13:15 Re: The Heart Cake theory.....
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Originally posted by Balibob:
No OilDude stole your tadger and your scraggy ass laugh laugh laugh

As him, who was pissed last night?? laugh laugh laugh
not again. MyBar served him a shandy again did it?

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#24715 - 31 Aug 06 13:18 Re: The Heart Cake theory.....
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Quite a few large bintang I believe! Satu Lagi once again overserved me!
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#24716 - 31 Aug 06 13:37 Re: The Heart Cake theory.....
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well Dilli U insist on drinking from that 1 litre glasses so they keep filling them to the brim laugh laugh laugh no wonder U can shit thru the eye of a needle laugh laugh laugh
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#24717 - 31 Aug 06 14:07 Re: The Heart Cake theory.....
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I almost broke into tears......
But really, it was a good theory...
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#24718 - 31 Aug 06 14:16 Re: The Heart Cake theory.....
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I always cry and still...cry out 'pls return my cake! err...pls return my heart...
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#24719 - 31 Aug 06 14:52 Re: The Heart Cake theory.....
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At least give me the bloody plate back!!!!

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#24720 - 31 Aug 06 14:52 Re: The Heart Cake theory.....
Dilli Offline
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Pass the sick bag!

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#24721 - 31 Aug 06 14:54 Re: The Heart Cake theory.....
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But there is always hope and it does not involve cake!
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#24722 - 31 Aug 06 15:00 Re: The Heart Cake theory.....
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You see, I post a thought provoking romantic viewpont and BB and OD reduce it to sewers and booze. Ah I love you guys, you put perspective back in my life.

Hope to shout you one in Oscars soon......

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#24723 - 31 Aug 06 15:05 Re: The Heart Cake theory.....
Dilli Offline
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Got any particular dates in mind?
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#24724 - 31 Aug 06 15:09 Re: The Heart Cake theory.....
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Not yet. working on something now that might have me over soon......

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#24725 - 31 Aug 06 15:13 Re: The Heart Cake theory.....
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Let me know, I'll be there!
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