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#2461 - 14 Feb 06 16:19 How to Make a Woman Happy
KuKuKaChu Moderator Offline
Pooh Bah

Registered: 09 Oct 05
Posts: 10790
Loc: Centre of the Universe
This came through from an old jakchatter ...

How to Make a Woman Happy

It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:

1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes


HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Show up naked
2. Bring food
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#2462 - 14 Feb 06 16:23 Re: How to Make a Woman Happy
inggrit brown Offline
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Registered: 18 Oct 05
Posts: 398
Loc: Jakarta
thank's KUKU, i will learn it for my Muscular BF
btw, why no Money written in that subject? love shopping with no money?? and be very rich with no money?? how come?

Buh... Humbug! wink
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#2463 - 14 Feb 06 16:42 Re: How to Make a Woman Happy
Macan Tutul Offline
Pujangga Muda

Registered: 02 Dec 05
Posts: 1502
Loc: Jungle and cage ;)
kiss and huge her, give her wonderful words, spoiling her, give her touch, kiss her lips, give her understanding, ask and beg, give her support,cooling down her heart,make her happy, give peace in her heart, hold her tight, let her to forget the worst thing, protect her,keep and defence her mind, give her call and hopes, forgive her, make her charm, give her decision and attentions and trust, ask her to doing some great trip,and pray for her. smile
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#2464 - 14 Feb 06 17:26 Re: How to Make a Woman Happy
cherry Offline
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Registered: 08 Nov 05
Posts: 1055
Loc: Indonesia
and the all subjects, things that's defnetely not Kuku;)
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#2465 - 14 Feb 06 17:33 Re: How to Make a Woman Happy
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Registered: 02 Feb 06
Posts: 49
Loc: Jakarta
how to get a man angry..... mad

by showing such a score of 54 for women against 2 for men....
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#2466 - 14 Feb 06 18:05 Re: How to Make a Woman Happy
KuKuKaChu Moderator Offline
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Registered: 09 Oct 05
Posts: 10790
Loc: Centre of the Universe
that won't make a man angry. a real man would completely understand ... life is very basic: survive, reproduce, die.
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#2467 - 14 Feb 06 18:14 Re: How to Make a Woman Happy
Polar Bear Offline
Pujangga Besar

Registered: 23 Nov 05
Posts: 6177
Bollocks to surviving, who wants to live for ever.

reproduce? no way, I dont want any child of mine having to live on this planet.

Die - you are going to anyway. so make it worthwhile.

There are better things than immortality
to be born like a man, to live like a God, and die like a man.

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#2468 - 19 Feb 06 23:16 Re: How to Make a Woman Happy
feline Offline
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Registered: 06 Feb 06
Posts: 13
Loc: jakarta
Quote:
Originally posted by darktroy:
how to get a man angry..... mad

by showing such a score of 54 for women against 2 for men....
I remember one day I yelled a guy, "You're stupid". He was furious by replying, "what did you just say to me?!". Few minutes later, he hung up the phone. If I said to him face to face, he might have slapped me that time :p

Try to yell "psy***!", it would probably getting a man angry. Well, was doing it to a guy, but he deserved it after whinning and whinning over several covts laugh
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#2469 - 19 Feb 06 23:35 Re: How to Make a Woman Happy
Lulu Offline
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Registered: 19 Feb 06
Posts: 2226
Loc: Indonesia
[/QUOTE]I remember one day I yelled a guy, "You're stupid". He was furious by replying, "what did you just say to me?!". Few minutes later, he hung up the phone. If I said to him face to face, he might have slapped me that time :p

Try to yell "psy***!", it would probably getting a man angry. Well, was doing it to a guy, but he deserved it after whinning and whinning over several covts laugh [/QB][/QUOTE]

ever try these....? "you're so lousy on bed", "you're just useless b@st@rd with tiny pen***", "you're jerk"...
for sure you will get a kick from it, a hard one. i did and get divorce paper later on.... laugh
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#2470 - 20 Feb 06 05:46 Re: How to Make a Woman Happy
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Registered: 23 Nov 05
Posts: 6177
In Sydney if you want to insult a woman put a few dollars on her bedside table. She will scream "I AM NOT A PROSTITUTE".


In jakarta if you put a few thou Rp on her bedside table she will scream "THAT IS NOT ENOUGH MONEY" smile smile smile

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#2471 - 20 Feb 06 12:19 Re: How to Make a Woman Happy
feline Offline
Member

Registered: 06 Feb 06
Posts: 13
Loc: jakarta
Quote:
Originally posted by Polar Bear:
In Sydney if you want to insult a woman put a few dollars on her bedside table. She will scream "I AM NOT A PROSTITUTE".


In jakarta if you put a few thou Rp on her bedside table she will scream "THAT IS NOT ENOUGH MONEY" smile smile smile
laugh laugh laugh
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#2472 - 20 Feb 06 14:11 Re: How to Make a Woman Happy
just me Offline
Member

Registered: 17 Feb 06
Posts: 7
Loc: Indonesia
THEN, NO ONE WIN THE GAME (if you see it as a game)
The real thing women need from a man is a lie.
If you can't say a good lie, she will love u.
How can not be?
You are beautiful = I wanna f**k u
It is a nice dress = I wanna hugh u
Will u go out with me = will u sleep with me tonight
etc,etc
So GUYS, Be A LIAR ha ha ha ha

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#79716 - 15 Jun 08 15:56 Re: How to Make a Woman Happy [Re: KuKuKaChu]
PrincessTasha Offline
Member

Registered: 15 Jun 08
Posts: 5
Loc: Indonesia
Quoting: KuKuKaChu
This came through from an old jakchatter ...

How to Make a Woman Happy

It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:

1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes


HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Show up naked
2. Bring food



this is a lot.

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#79719 - 15 Jun 08 16:30 Re: How to Make a Woman Happy [Re: PrincessTasha]
Dilli Offline
Pujangga Besar

Registered: 26 Feb 06
Posts: 8044
Loc: Nearest Bar
Quote:
How to Make a Woman Happy


Who cares!


hide
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Menace to Sobriety


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#79720 - 15 Jun 08 16:58 Re: How to Make a Woman Happy [Re: Dilli]
Capt. Mainwaring Offline
Pujangga Besar

Registered: 16 Aug 06
Posts: 3225
Loc: here
Quoting: Dilli
Quote:
How to Make a Woman Happy


Who cares!


hide


Uhmm.

Having seen some of your recipes I would suspect that your underpants, work colleagues and proctologist all care a great deal.

Use kitchen appliances as they were intended.
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I also made a vegetarian version,with tempe and tofu chunks for myself and others.Get over it.
Kosong.Wolo.Setunggal.Setunggal.Setunggal.Kosong.Pitu.Setunggal.Kosong.Wolo=Tempik

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#79721 - 15 Jun 08 17:00 Re: How to Make a Woman Happy [Re: Capt. Mainwaring]
Dilli Offline
Pujangga Besar

Registered: 26 Feb 06
Posts: 8044
Loc: Nearest Bar
Kind words indeed, I did not know you cared....
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Menace to Sobriety


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#79722 - 15 Jun 08 17:13 Re: How to Make a Woman Happy [Re: Dilli]
Just Offline
Member+++

Registered: 09 Dec 06
Posts: 457
Loc: Obviously not your place!
Quoting: Dilli
Quote:
How to Make a Woman Happy


Who cares!


hide


Hmmmmmm....this came out from a guy who's been attached for like...how many years? 16 years? LOL

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#79723 - 15 Jun 08 17:16 Re: How to Make a Woman Happy [Re: Dilli]
Capt. Mainwaring Offline
Pujangga Besar

Registered: 16 Aug 06
Posts: 3225
Loc: here
Quoting: Dilli
Kind words indeed, I did not know you cared....


I don't usually, but the smoke from the crem is blowing across my deluxe balcony making it difficult to enjoy my kretek.

Anyhow please find following a handy serving hint for the Beouf en Crute :-


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I also made a vegetarian version,with tempe and tofu chunks for myself and others.Get over it.
Kosong.Wolo.Setunggal.Setunggal.Setunggal.Kosong.Pitu.Setunggal.Kosong.Wolo=Tempik

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#79724 - 15 Jun 08 17:19 Re: How to Make a Woman Happy [Re: Just]
Capt. Mainwaring Offline
Pujangga Besar

Registered: 16 Aug 06
Posts: 3225
Loc: here
Quoting: Just
Quoting: Dilli
Quote:
How to Make a Woman Happy


Who cares!


hide


Hmmmmmm....this came out from a guy who's been attached for like...how many years? 16 years? LOL


Poor woman.
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I also made a vegetarian version,with tempe and tofu chunks for myself and others.Get over it.
Kosong.Wolo.Setunggal.Setunggal.Setunggal.Kosong.Pitu.Setunggal.Kosong.Wolo=Tempik

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#79725 - 15 Jun 08 17:35 Re: How to Make a Woman Happy [Re: Capt. Mainwaring]
Dilli Offline
Pujangga Besar

Registered: 26 Feb 06
Posts: 8044
Loc: Nearest Bar
She is not poor, she has been digging deep into my wallet for quite some time now!
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#79726 - 15 Jun 08 17:40 Re: How to Make a Woman Happy [Re: Dilli]
Just Offline
Member+++

Registered: 09 Dec 06
Posts: 457
Loc: Obviously not your place!
Well...could you ask her what's the tips and tricks for me? grin

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#79727 - 15 Jun 08 17:56 Re: How to Make a Woman Happy [Re: Dilli]
Capt. Mainwaring Offline
Pujangga Besar

Registered: 16 Aug 06
Posts: 3225
Loc: here
Quoting: Dilli
She is not poor, she has been digging deep into my wallet for quite some time now!


She is quite entitled to adequate pecuniary compensation for having to look after you.
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I also made a vegetarian version,with tempe and tofu chunks for myself and others.Get over it.
Kosong.Wolo.Setunggal.Setunggal.Setunggal.Kosong.Pitu.Setunggal.Kosong.Wolo=Tempik

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#79728 - 15 Jun 08 17:58 Re: How to Make a Woman Happy [Re: Capt. Mainwaring]
Just Offline
Member+++

Registered: 09 Dec 06
Posts: 457
Loc: Obviously not your place!
Good one, Capt!

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#79729 - 15 Jun 08 19:25 Re: How to Make a Woman Happy [Re: Just]
Capt. Mainwaring Offline
Pujangga Besar

Registered: 16 Aug 06
Posts: 3225
Loc: here
Dilli puts on a splash of Old Spice


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I also made a vegetarian version,with tempe and tofu chunks for myself and others.Get over it.
Kosong.Wolo.Setunggal.Setunggal.Setunggal.Kosong.Pitu.Setunggal.Kosong.Wolo=Tempik

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#79730 - 15 Jun 08 19:31 Re: How to Make a Woman Happy [Re: Capt. Mainwaring]
Capt. Mainwaring Offline
Pujangga Besar

Registered: 16 Aug 06
Posts: 3225
Loc: here
10 wives? I should coco.


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I also made a vegetarian version,with tempe and tofu chunks for myself and others.Get over it.
Kosong.Wolo.Setunggal.Setunggal.Setunggal.Kosong.Pitu.Setunggal.Kosong.Wolo=Tempik

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