This morning I got an SMS from the assistant manager from the hotel I stay in Surabaya which I shall not name so I want endanger this assistant manager’s job. BTW he’s an Indonesian guy.
I’m in Holland at the moment and normally I’m very happy to receive an SMS from Indonesia because it’s always so nice. This morning things went slightly different.
He reminded me that he needs to compare the price in Holland for the “Sony Play Station Portable Value Pack 1” I often sat down with him in the hotel lobby drinking beer and chit-chatted a bit. And last time I was in Surabaya I promised him to check for the price for the “Sony Play Station Portable Value Pack 1” in Holland.
Fine….
I replied his SMS with the price in Holland for “Sony Play Station Portable Value Pack 1” which was about 300 Euros and I asked him if the price was too high compared to Indonesia or not.
He replied to me with the following SMS. (I swear this is the actual transcription):
- “She was a crazy woman, she love sex a lot…. I f**ked her while she tried to put the dildo in my ass… small dildo anyway… but I was really enjoyed!”
I was stunned. I didn’t know what to say and how to look.
I thought this SMS was not supposed to be sent to me but accidentally got in my Inbox.
I pretended never to have gotten that SMS and hoped that he didn’t noticed the SMS nyasar salah ke I, and waited a while for his reaction about the price for the “Sony Play Station Portable Value Pack 1”
After 5 minutes he SMS me back:
I asked him what SMS? Pretending not to know.
He immediately sends me the same SMS again:
- “She was a crazy woman, she love sex a lot…. I f**ked her while she tried to put the dildo in my ass… small dildo anyway… but I was really enjoyed!”
I was stunned. I was thinking, why is this dude sending me this garbage??? What is he thinking??? This can’t be true. What’s…… What’s wrong with that guy???
Ok, I thought this guy is pulling my leg. I thought I know what to send him. Wait a minute this will teach him.
I got smart on him and I send him the following SMS in return:(Actual transcription)
- “Why don’t you shove your HP up your ass using vibrator position? And then I send you an SMS from time to time hehehehehe. Pasti you enjoy buanget deh. Mendingan pakai NOKIA 9110 klo gitu, pasti seneng kamu ha ha ha ha ha ha”
I thought that was that. That will teach him. Smart ass.
Fine….
5 minutes later I got a respond: (Actual transcription I swear)
- “He..he..he..you know what…what ?? In stead using HP, why don’t you use your big bule cock and put in my ass??? He..he..he..”
Heh? What??? What did he just say??? I felt violated, that was the bloody limit. For the first time in my life I didn’t know what to say. I deleted all the messages, deleted his number to get rid of this filth. Aku tuh hetro sekali you know?
Called up my girlfriend and explained what had happened.
I told her… honey do you remember ……, the guy from the hotel… the freak that likes to sit down with me and drink a beer and chit chat……..
After I told her the story she burst in to laughing and told me she could already visualize it… and she would be very … very happy to be the one to record that on tape. Ha ha ha ha ha..
I was stunned… Didn’t know what to say. Ok… I got smart on her…. I thought this will teach her.
I asked her…honey?…. How come if I say I would like to put my dick in another girl you tell me you would cut off my balls? Now there’s a guy asking for my dick and now you want to film it????? What’s that all about????
She freaked out and got mad at me… why you always have to talk about other girls… don’t you know I have feelings to…blab la blab le and then she hung up on me.
I was stunned….
I have been verbaly violated, my girlfriend mad at me, need to find an other hotel.
What a day.. What a day…... GILA!!!!!!