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#24168 - 09 Aug 06 17:41 (counterblow) "A Beer or A women?"
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Registered: 24 Jun 06
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Much more reasons why a beer is worse than a women :

- man can't fuck a beer but still can fuck his self with a bottle of beer
- man can kiss a beer but it can't kiss back
- man can talk to a beer when lonely but it can't answer or give a peace words
- a beer can't saying those magic words "oh my god!, fuck me harder!, oh yeees!, give me your hard dick!"
- a beer can't do blowjob but a man still can cumshoot to a bottle of beer if drunk enough (poor man...LOL)

that few reasons for a start why a beer worse than a women, i believe my crazy girl friends in this community can help me out for much more reasons...right Angles? laugh

The best way is to combine between women n beer...LOL
LETS GET CRAZY FUNNY PARTY GUYS!!!
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#24169 - 09 Aug 06 18:48 Re: (counterblow) "A Beer or A women?"
Jokie Jokie Girl Offline
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Registered: 07 Nov 05
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Loc: Central Jakarta
Quote:
Originally posted by mercusuar:
Much more reasons why a beer is worse than a women :
- a beer can't saying those magic words "oh my god!, fuck me harder!, oh yeees!, give me your hard dick!"
you go mercu wink fuck me harder! gimme your big cock wink laugh
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#24170 - 09 Aug 06 18:52 Re: (counterblow) "A Beer or A women?"
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Registered: 02 Dec 05
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Loc: Jungle and cage ;)
LOL.....LOL.....
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#24171 - 09 Aug 06 18:56 Re: (counterblow) "A Beer or A women?"
Jokie Jokie Girl Offline
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Originally posted by Macan Tutul:
LOL.....LOL.....
hey.. how's life then ;)where have you been booby smile
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#24172 - 09 Aug 06 19:05 Re: (counterblow) "A Beer or A women?"
Macan Tutul Offline
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Registered: 02 Dec 05
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Loc: Jungle and cage ;)
Oh my love one Jokie love, my fav' nasty girl hehehe....busy with works and unexpected matters.... smile
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#24173 - 09 Aug 06 19:29 Re: (counterblow) "A Beer or A women?"
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haaa mad you call me a nasty girl, keterlaluan kamu, booby wink
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#24174 - 09 Aug 06 19:59 Re: (counterblow) "A Beer or A women?"
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Registered: 08 Nov 05
Posts: 1055
Loc: Indonesia
Quote:
Originally posted by mercusuar:
Much more reasons why a beer is worse than a women :

- man can't fuck a beer but still can fuck his self with a bottle of beer
- man can kiss a beer but it can't kiss back
- man can talk to a beer when lonely but it can't answer or give a peace words
- a beer can't saying those magic words "oh my god!, fuck me harder!, oh yeees!, give me your hard dick!"
- a beer can't do blowjob but a man still can cumshoot to a bottle of beer if drunk enough (poor man...LOL)

that few reasons for a start why a beer worse than a women, i believe my crazy girl friends in this community can help me out for much more reasons...right Angles? laugh

The best way is to combine between women n beer...LOL
LETS GET CRAZY FUNNY PARTY GUYS!!!
you're copying me mercu wink
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#24175 - 10 Aug 06 09:47 Re: (counterblow) "A Beer or A women?"
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Registered: 23 Nov 05
Posts: 6177
You can toss a beer bottle away and its doesnt come back, ringing your fucking doorbell at 2AM, it doesnt throw drinks at you or slap your face in a bar, it doesnt seduce your mates in a pisspoor attempt ot make you jealous, it doesnt scratch your car, it doesnt cut the leg off your suit, it doesnt call the police about you and other beer bottles, it doesnt.......

whatever. Pass me another Bintang please....

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#24176 - 10 Aug 06 10:24 Re: (counterblow) "A Beer or A women?"
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Registered: 11 Mar 06
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Bintang always has me sitting on the toilet for an hour the next morning, swearing to myself that this is the last time, not that I do it very often though. But at least it's a predictable effect, no surprises, no knives, etc.
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#24177 - 10 Aug 06 10:30 Re: (counterblow) "A Beer or A women?"
Polar Bear Offline
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I feel shithouse today. i had 5 x 5 whiskeys last night (Malts, Irish, blends, Burbon). then a couple of tiger beers with dinner, then maybe 8 schooners as i was getting Lilis pissed, then another beer i found in the fridge.

Puked up this morning frown

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#24178 - 11 Aug 06 18:01 Re: (counterblow) "A Beer or A women?"
mercusuar Offline
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Registered: 24 Jun 06
Posts: 65
Loc: somewhere near jakarta
Quote:
Originally posted by The One and Only Jokie Jokie Girl:you go mercu wink fuck me harder! gimme your big cock wink laugh [/QB]
JJ u so naughty to me wink
just becareful with what u said to me laugh
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#24179 - 11 Aug 06 18:06 Re: (counterblow) "A Beer or A women?"
mercusuar Offline
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Registered: 24 Jun 06
Posts: 65
Loc: somewhere near jakarta
Quote:
you're copying me mercu wink [/QB]
copying the subject n reversing the contents laugh
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#24180 - 11 Aug 06 18:09 Re: (counterblow) "A Beer or A women?"
mercusuar Offline
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Registered: 24 Jun 06
Posts: 65
Loc: somewhere near jakarta
Quote:
Originally posted by The One and Only Polar Bear:
You can toss a beer bottle away and its doesnt come back, ringing your fucking doorbell at 2AM, it doesnt throw drinks at you or slap your face in a bar, it doesnt seduce your mates in a pisspoor attempt ot make you jealous, it doesnt scratch your car, it doesnt cut the leg off your suit, it doesnt call the police about you and other beer bottles, it doesnt.......

whatever. Pass me another Bintang please....
sound like ur personal experiences PB...LOL
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Evil side : like i care? just keep ur burdens sinner...

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#24181 - 11 Aug 06 18:12 Re: (counterblow) "A Beer or A women?"
mercusuar Offline
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Registered: 24 Jun 06
Posts: 65
Loc: somewhere near jakarta
next time invite me to joint
maybe we can puked together on somebody face just like in the movies...LOL
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