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#24152 - 08 Aug 06 17:09
"A Beer or A women?"
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Registered: 08 Nov 05
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Loc: Indonesia
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15 reasons why a beer is better than a women 1. a beer doesn't get jealous when you grab a nother beer 2. when you go to a bar you know you can always pick up a beer 3. a beer won't get upset if you come home and have beer on your breath 4. you don't have to wine and dine a beer 5. If you pour a beer right you'll always get good head 6. Hang overs go away 7. when you finished with a beer, the bottle is still worth 5 cents 8. you don't have to wash a beer before tastes good 9. a beer always goes down easy 10. you can share a beer with your friends 11. beer is always wet 12. you always, know you're the first one to pop a beer 13. A frigid beer is a good beer 14. you can have work than one beer and not feel guilty 15. you can enjoy a beer all month long
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#24153 - 08 Aug 06 19:15
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Pujangga Muda
Registered: 02 Dec 05
Posts: 1502
Loc: Jungle and cage ;)
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# 11 is quite sure...... :p
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#24155 - 08 Aug 06 19:18
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Pujangga Muda
Registered: 02 Dec 05
Posts: 1502
Loc: Jungle and cage ;)
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Hi Ruby babe, how are u...smooches....
Correction : # 11 is quite sure....for me as a women :p
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#24158 - 09 Aug 06 04:35
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Pujangga Besar
Registered: 08 Dec 05
Posts: 3870
Loc: disana-disini
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thats funny, PB supposed to be the one who posted that list cherry, coz he is a dude! I'd write this: "protein shakes or hot dudes"? 1. both of them are "yummy" things 2. yes..they are "yum" 3. they are still yum.. 4. and ...always yum..
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#24159 - 09 Aug 06 10:37
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Pujangga Besar
Registered: 23 Nov 05
Posts: 6177
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Originally posted by wallet-digga': thats funny, PB supposed to be the one who posted that list cherry, coz he is a dude! Im a BEAR dammit. A. Order - Carnivora. The scientific order Carnivora includes bears, dogs, cats, raccoons, otters, weasels, and their relatives. All typical carnivores have well developed claws and a pair of specialized cheek teeth for cutting hard foods. B. Family - Ursidae. C. Genus, species - Ursus maritimus. Latin for "sea bear".
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#24160 - 09 Aug 06 10:41
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Pujangga Besar
Registered: 23 Nov 05
Posts: 6177
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This would be better titled "A Wank or a Womam".
You hand doesn’t expect dinner.
Your hand doesn’t get PMT
Your hand doesn’t expect you to remember its birthday.
Your hand doesn’t get jealous
You hand doesn’t mind your drinking.
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#24161 - 09 Aug 06 10:57
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Pujangga Besar
Registered: 08 Dec 05
Posts: 3870
Loc: disana-disini
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Originally posted by The One and Only Polar Bear: Originally posted by wallet-digga': thats funny, PB supposed to be the one who posted that list cherry, coz he is a dude! Im a BEAR dammit.
A. Order - Carnivora. The scientific order Carnivora includes bears, dogs, cats, raccoons, otters, weasels, and their relatives. All typical carnivores have well developed claws and a pair of specialized cheek teeth for cutting hard foods.
B. Family - Ursidae.
C. Genus, species - Ursus maritimus. Latin for "sea bear". Oops! velly solly honey..but i didn;t see any white fury today. hows your rib aligator? did you see a doctor yet??
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#24162 - 09 Aug 06 11:22
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Registered: 07 Nov 05
Posts: 2552
Loc: Central Jakarta
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a beer or a women..? I left my dude because he's drunk with too much beers..
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#24163 - 09 Aug 06 11:32
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Pujangga Besar
Registered: 23 Nov 05
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Originally posted by wallet-digga': Originally posted by The One and Only Polar Bear: Originally posted by wallet-digga': thats funny, PB supposed to be the one who posted that list cherry, coz he is a dude! Im a BEAR dammit.
A. Order - Carnivora. The scientific order Carnivora includes bears, dogs, cats, raccoons, otters, weasels, and their relatives. All typical carnivores have well developed claws and a pair of specialized cheek teeth for cutting hard foods.
B. Family - Ursidae.
C. Genus, species - Ursus maritimus. Latin for "sea bear". Oops! velly solly honey..but i didn;t see any white fury today. hows your rib aligator? did you see a doctor yet?? Fingers are ok, ribs still hurt a bit. Bruising has gone so no damage I expect. I will live.... how things in LA?
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#24164 - 09 Aug 06 11:32
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Pujangga Besar
Registered: 23 Nov 05
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Originally posted by The One and Only Jokie Jokie Girl: a beer or a women..? I left my dude because he's drunk with too much beers.. I would be drunk with my love for you, and never go near a bar again 
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#24166 - 09 Aug 06 11:45
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Pujangga Besar
Registered: 08 Dec 05
Posts: 3870
Loc: disana-disini
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PB, you need to see a doctor!! come on, no body gonna think that you are a wimp! things are ok here, kinda bored and miss my dude! i hate it for being like this i think i need to move to louisiana with him. LA sucks now!! all dudes in LA are look not so hot for me at this moment...lol...
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#24167 - 09 Aug 06 11:46
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Pujangga
Registered: 07 Nov 05
Posts: 2552
Loc: Central Jakarta
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Originally posted by The One and Only Polar Bear: Originally posted by The One and Only Jokie Jokie Girl: a beer or a women..? I left my dude because he's drunk with too much beers.. I would be drunk with my love for you, and never go near a bar again and now I drunk because of you..nggak tahan nglihat body kamu 
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