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#23776 - 20 Jul 06 13:58 What I Want in a Man
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What I Want in a Man, Original List (age 22):
1. Handsome
2. Charming
3. Financially successful
4. A caring listener
5. Witty
6. In good shape
7. Dresses with style
8. Appreciates finer things
9. Full of thoughtful surprises
10. An imaginative, romantic lover.
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What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 32):
1. Nice looking (prefer hair on his head)
2. Opens car doors, holds chairs
3. Has enough money for a nice dinner
4. Listens more than talks
5. Laughs at my jokes
6. Carries bags of groceries with ease
7. Owns at least one tie
8. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal
9. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries
10. Seeks romance at least once a week.
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What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 42):
1. Not too ugly (bald head OK)
2. Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car
3. Works steady -- splurges on dinner out occasionally
4. Nods head when I'm talking
5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes
6. Is in! good enough shape to rearrange the furniture
7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach
8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids
9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down
10. Shaves most weekends.
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What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 52):
1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed
2. Doesn't belch or scratch in public
3. Doesn't borrow money too often
4. Doesn't nod off to sleep when I'm venting
5. Doesn't re-tell the same joke too many times
6. Is in good enough shape to get off couch on weekends
7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear
8. Appreciates a good TV dinner
9. Remembers my name on occasion
10. Shaves some weekends.
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What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 62):
1. Doesn't scare small children
2. Remembers where bathroom is
3. Doesn't require much money for upkeep
4. Only snores lightly when asleep
5. Remembers why he's laughing
6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself
7. Usually wears clothes
8. Likes soft foods
9. Remembers where he left his teeth
10. Remembers that it's the weekend.
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What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 72):
1. Breathing
2. Doesn't miss the toilet
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#23777 - 20 Jul 06 14:34 Re: What I Want in a Man
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LOL LOL LOL!!.. funny one!!

When i'm above 42, i think i'll search for a woman rather than man..

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#23778 - 20 Jul 06 15:19 Re: What I Want in a Man
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What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 42-52-62)

ugly, fat and dompet tebal wink
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#23779 - 20 Jul 06 15:25 Re: What I Want in a Man
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why U wanna search for a woman at 42 ,.Chocco?? I am confused eek
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#23780 - 20 Jul 06 15:49 Re: What I Want in a Man
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Quote:
Originally posted by The One and Only Jokie Jokie Girl:
What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 42-52-62)

ugly, fat and dompet tebal wink
Here I am.
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#23781 - 20 Jul 06 16:05 Re: What I Want in a Man
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Quote:
Originally posted by patung:
Quote:
Originally posted by The One and Only Jokie Jokie Girl:
What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 42-52-62)

ugly, fat and dompet tebal wink
Here I am.
ohhhhh..patung, I love you..you really make me horneyy.. :p wink
heyy I'm going first, I'll be right back soon smile
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#23782 - 20 Jul 06 17:16 Re: What I Want in a Man
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Quote:
Originally posted by Chocolatea:
LOL LOL LOL!!.. funny one!!

When i'm above 42, i think i'll search for a woman rather than man..
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why U wanna search for a woman at 42 ,.Chocco?? I am confused [Eek!]
It's perfectly make sense I think, and it's very smart move Choco babe.... smile
It's because a woman above 42, she need more loving understanding companion instead of sexual complicated full of arguing bitter relationship. Some more it doesn't mean we cann't have the sex thingy too...right?! :p
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#23783 - 20 Jul 06 17:19 Re: What I Want in a Man
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hey ok,.........whatever turn you girls on laugh laugh laugh
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#23784 - 20 Jul 06 20:11 Re: What I Want in a Man
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Quote:
Originally posted by patung:
Quote:
Originally posted by The One and Only Jokie Jokie Girl:
What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 42-52-62)

ugly, fat and dompet tebal wink
Here I am.
Lol, oh patung, u're so funny and sexy smile
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#23785 - 20 Jul 06 20:29 Re: What I Want in a Man
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Quote:
Originally posted by laluna:
Quote:
Originally posted by Chocolatea:
LOL LOL LOL!!.. funny one!!

When i'm above 42, i think i'll search for a woman rather than man..
Quote:
why U wanna search for a woman at 42 ,.Chocco?? I am confused [Eek!]
It's perfectly make sense I think, and it's very smart move Choco babe.... smile
It's because a woman above 42, she need more loving understanding companion instead of sexual complicated full of arguing bitter relationship. Some more it doesn't mean we cann't have the sex thingy too...right?! :p
Oh Luna Babe! .. you read my mind!! *mwaaaaah* .. that's just the lady i like, sexy, smart & full of TLC! Maybe i should book you for a future arrangement.. (ay if i am single when i turned 42?)

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#23786 - 21 Jul 06 00:24 Re: What I Want in a Man
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Mama-san! How about me? I won't make you a good fortune anymore as a geisha when I turn 42... :p
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#23787 - 21 Jul 06 02:46 Re: What I Want in a Man
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Oh Luna Babe! .. you read my mind!! *mwaaaaah* .. that's just the lady i like, sexy, smart & full of TLC! Maybe i should book you for a future arrangement.. (ay if i am single when i turned 42?)

Ladies give me a call i,ve just turned into a lesbian
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#23788 - 21 Jul 06 09:38 Re: What I Want in a Man
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Quote:
Originally posted by hanabi:
Mama-san! How about me? I won't make you a good fortune anymore as a geisha when I turn 42... :p
Dear Hanabi my sole investment, dont worry you could still pass as a 18 y/o when you turn 42.. so keep working hard girl (whip2)

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#23789 - 21 Jul 06 09:39 Re: What I Want in a Man
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Quote:
Originally posted by Diyu:
Oh Luna Babe! .. you read my mind!! *mwaaaaah* .. that's just the lady i like, sexy, smart & full of TLC! Maybe i should book you for a future arrangement.. (ay if i am single when i turned 42?)

Ladies give me a call i,ve just turned into a lesbian
Yes we can service a lesbian man too (if there is such thing).. just get your mastercard/visa ready.. & don't forget to leave your phonenumber

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#23790 - 21 Jul 06 09:42 Re: What I Want in a Man
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Good Morning Chocco,.Mama San,........seems your business is about to pick up,.but I would suggest that when your girls get to 42 years old that U change them out for 2...21 year olds,.more fun I would think,... laugh laugh laugh
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#23791 - 21 Jul 06 09:51 Re: What I Want in a Man
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hmm yes .. yes.. balibob.. that's a good idea, then i'll promote Hanabi as the tutor for IN BED-101. All these beginners must bring new skills & meet the standard demanded by Mama San in order to strive for better sex quality..

btw would you pay $450 to watch Hanabi doing the pole dancing for 10 mins? i'm kinda short of cash at the moment

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#23792 - 21 Jul 06 09:57 Re: What I Want in a Man
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,........$450 bucks is a lot of money for just a pole dance,..........then again it depends how she dances with the pole and how she can manipluate it,......would have to see a sample first dear b4 i commit,...... smile smile
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#23793 - 21 Jul 06 09:58 Re: What I Want in a Man
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Smoochez to all!

A lesbian man?? confused

I guess I have the same problem, twisted mind. I have a female body and a male soul, but my soul is gay... laugh

Balibob! You still have an assignment to finish!
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#23794 - 21 Jul 06 09:59 Re: What I Want in a Man
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Chocco,.any news from our Polar bear,......I am getting a wee bit concerned about him as he not online yesterday and he was a bit depressed the other night,........ if you have his HP no., dear please give him a call to see if he is okay,.I am sure all the guys here are quietly concerned for his welfare,.,.... many thanx wink
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#23795 - 21 Jul 06 10:33 Re: What I Want in a Man
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bali... bit concerned too, but i dnt know whether to call or not.. as i dont know him well enough to know his habit (ie: would he prefer to be left alone? or would he need someone to talk to?)..

but lets see.. i'll ring him if he doesnt pick up in the 3rd ring i'll hangup

lunch time all.. tata

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#23796 - 21 Jul 06 10:39 Re: What I Want in a Man
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Thanx Chocco,.if you don't want to call him then just pm me his Hp no. and I will call him dear, as I am getting concerned
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#23797 - 21 Jul 06 11:51 Re: What I Want in a Man
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good day teman-teman smile
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#23798 - 21 Jul 06 12:36 Re: What I Want in a Man
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Quote:
Originally posted by Chocolatea:
bali... bit concerned too, but i dnt know whether to call or not.. as i dont know him well enough to know his habit (ie: would he prefer to be left alone? or would he need someone to talk to?)..

but lets see.. i'll ring him if he doesnt pick up in the 3rd ring i'll hangup
Call him babe! Nothing to lose... It's not your fault if he doesn't like your call. smile
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#23799 - 21 Jul 06 12:37 Re: What I Want in a Man
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Hana I am off to Meet Luna now for lunch,.sure U don't wanna join us??
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#23800 - 21 Jul 06 12:44 Re: What I Want in a Man
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You're kidding me... frown I'm way too far from Citos.
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