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#23507 - 04 Jul 06 10:42 Pimping for Jakarta - Or Kalla is a prick!
Dilli Offline
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Kuku mentioned that this perhaps needed a bit more focus...so here goes.

We have Proof - The Indonesian Vice President is a Pimp.It appears that Jusuf Kalla has finally lost his marbles.

Perhaps it could explain his otherwise offensive suggestion Wednesday that tourism campaigns for the Middle East should highlight the availability of attractive women.

"The marketing needs a better campaign based on the visitor's appetite and segment," he said at a seminar on tourism promotion to the Middle East.

"If there are a lot of Middle East tourists traveling to Puncak to seek janda, I think that it's OK," he added, referring to the West Java mountain resort and using the Indonesian term denoting either widows or divorcees.

He said the tourists would bring numerous benefits to the women and their offspring, as well as the country's entertainment community.

"If the janda get modest homes even if the tourists later leave them, then it's OK. The children resulting from these relationships will have good genes. There will be more television actors and actresses from these pretty boys and girls," he said. - WHAT A PRICK!

Kalla was referring to a common practice in some areas of West Java and Batam island, where local women engage in short-term relationships with foreigners, many of them businesspeople from the Middle East, after taking informal religious vows.

Although many Islamists say the arrangement avoids illicit sexual relations and provides income to poor families, women's rights activists contend it is a form of legalized prostitution, especially when minors are forced into the unions by their parents.

The Vice President said the focus of Middle Eastern tourism campaigns should not stereotype Arabs as devoutly religious people who would only spend their days at the mosque.

After providing a visa-on-arrival facility for several countries in the Middle East, the government expects to attract 300,000 visitors from the wealthy region this year, up from around 40,000 last year. (The answers in the "Reason for Visit" section of the Visa Form should be interesting)

Middle Eastern tourists, feeling unwelcome in Europe and the United States after 9/11, are flocking to Southeast Asia, particularly Thailand and Malaysia. Thailand had almost 290,000 Middle Eastern tourists in 2004, a 42 percent jump from the previous year. Malaysia attracted almost 150,000 last year.

In a nutshell Ė Pimping for Tourism! I can't wait for the next election campaign banners!
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#23508 - 04 Jul 06 10:49 Re: Pimping for Jakarta - Or Kalla is a prick!
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More Kalla is a Prick! Remember the Labour Law Riots...Kalla sicks his foot in it once again.

He is Indonesia's Prince Phillip!

Did the Government hire rainmen to put damper on labour parade?

There are those who wring their hands and pray for divine intervention, and there are others who are more proactive in dealing with the elements.

The government apparently falls into the latter category, after reportedly hiring 60 so-called "rainmen" -- spiritualists who can create or disperse rain -- to wash out massive labour protests in Jakarta.

"The spiritualists, who mostly come from Greater Jakarta, are paid around Rp 1 million (about US$120) each for their services. They are coordinated by the Jakarta administration," said an official from the Vice President's (Kalla the Prick) office who spoke on the condition of anonymity.

The spiritualists were reportedly assigned to several points to accumulate clouds and direct them to areas around the Hotel Indonesia circle, the House of Representatives compound, the Presidential Palace and Kalla the Prick's Office, where the demonstrations were centered.

Like an answer to worried officials' prayers, the skies suddenly opened and saturated the protesters after they heard the rousing speeches of labour union leaders.

Several members of the police and the presidential guard also reportedly possess special abilities to cause or prevent rain, although it is not known if they were enlisted to the cause.

Vice President Jusuf Kalla, looking out at the hot weather before the rain came, jokingly blamed Jakarta Police Chief Inspector General. Firman Gani.

"Where is the rain? Pak Firman Gani told me that he has the best rainmakers hired to help disperse the protesters. But the weather seems to be friendly to the protesters," said Kalla, who denied later during a press conference the reports the government enlisted the aid of spiritualists

For more on the formidable Vice President, watch this space!.
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#23509 - 04 Jul 06 10:58 Re: Pimping for Jakarta - Or Kalla is a prick!
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Raining on a parade! frown
Piss on him if he was on fire.... confused , probably not!

This is the second time in 1 week this guy has opened his mouth, and I have laughed instinctively, simply because I have not known how to react.

Dilli, do yo any more of these types of stories about Indonesian Politian's? I am especially interested in Mr Kalla as I was lead to believe he comes from a very infuencial family, plus the fact that he stated about a year(ish) ago that he would be looking at the top job after SYB's term.
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#23510 - 04 Jul 06 11:19 Re: Pimping for Jakarta - Or Kalla is a prick!
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frankly, i didn't have any real problem with what Kalla said. the only thing that jarred was the hypocrisy of it all! i have no problem with prostition, nor with arab muslims going through a marriage ritual to legitimaise their sexual relations. but coming from kalla, who has been completely silent about the scandal surrounding the charging of Playboy for "pornography", it sounds a little strange.
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#23511 - 04 Jul 06 11:34 Re: Pimping for Jakarta - Or Kalla is a prick!
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i heard that there are lots of arabs who goes to this place in jakarta JALAN LATHUHARHARY, to buy
young gals for short time wife.

hahah maybe i should look into it,dress myself like an arab and go find myself a temporary wife
dont have to worry about AIDS
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#23512 - 04 Jul 06 11:39 Re: Pimping for Jakarta - Or Kalla is a prick!
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hypocrisy goes with Islam, as Integrity goes with Englishmen.

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#23513 - 04 Jul 06 11:42 Re: Pimping for Jakarta - Or Kalla is a prick!
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Quote:
Originally posted by The One and Only Polar Bear:
hypocrisy goes with Islam, as Integrity goes with Englishmen.
integrity, just like the english soccer team smile

god, i'm a bitch today ..
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#23514 - 04 Jul 06 11:47 Re: Pimping for Jakarta - Or Kalla is a prick!
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Yep, I didnít see them taking pratfalls like Portugal was.

Ooooooh oh my leg, I think its broke, ooooohhhh

Penalty?

OK, I feel much better now.

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#23515 - 04 Jul 06 11:52 Re: Pimping for Jakarta - Or Kalla is a prick!
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Quote:
Originally posted by Dilligaf:
He is Indonesia's Prince Phillip!
oh come on, now you're just exaggerating!

Quote:
For more on the formidable Vice President, watch this space!.
so, you've got it in for my neighbour, mr. kalla?
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#23516 - 04 Jul 06 12:07 Re: Pimping for Jakarta - Or Kalla is a prick!
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talkimg about football look like chritian ronaldo
and wayne rodney will not play together at
manchester united.

i think he ronaldo new that rodney gets angry
very easily having play with him together in
manchester united and plan to have rodney sent off. poor rodney falls into the trap. if not who
knows england will be in the semi final. and maybe win the world cup and myself win lots of
money but it is not to be be.

shit lost lots of money. hahaha cant go to jakarta to have fun, look like it is back
to the riau islands
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#23517 - 04 Jul 06 12:08 Re: Pimping for Jakarta - Or Kalla is a prick!
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Quote:
Originally posted by The One and Only Polar Bear:
Yep, I didnít see them taking pratfalls like Portugal was.

Ooooooh oh my leg, I think its broke, ooooohhhh

Penalty?

OK, I feel much better now.
That's because they didnt even have the commitment to fool the ref! :rolleyes:
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#23518 - 04 Jul 06 15:16 Re: Pimping for Jakarta - Or Kalla is a prick!
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Kalla is fine, he just finish just finish his lunch with me wink
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#23519 - 04 Jul 06 15:38 Re: Pimping for Jakarta - Or Kalla is a prick!
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Quote:
Originally posted by cherry:
Kalla is fine, he just finish just finish his lunch with me wink
what's it like, being one of those naked girls who are used as tables in restaurants?
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#23520 - 04 Jul 06 16:06 Re: Pimping for Jakarta - Or Kalla is a prick!
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It should be great! I would steal some slices of salmon sashimi on my tummy... yummy! laugh

Ugh... my stomach still hurts frown
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#23521 - 04 Jul 06 16:24 Re: Pimping for Jakarta - Or Kalla is a prick!
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Quote:
Originally posted by hanabi:
It should be great! I would steal some slices of salmon sashimi on my tummy... yummy! laugh

Ugh... my stomach still hurts frown
would you eat salmon sashimi served off cherry's tummy? Jusuf Kalla certainly would. i probably would too, for that matter.
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#23522 - 04 Jul 06 16:36 Re: Pimping for Jakarta - Or Kalla is a prick!
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Quote:
Originally posted by KIM:
i heard that there are lots of arabs who goes to this place in jakarta JALAN LATHUHARHARY, to buy
young gals for short time wife.

hahah maybe i should look into it,dress myself like an arab and go find myself a temporary wife
dont have to worry about AIDS
AIDS will kill you anytime, Kim smile so, be careful dear..sex with me you'll be ok wink :p
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#23523 - 04 Jul 06 16:39 Re: Pimping for Jakarta - Or Kalla is a prick!
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Not today... it's really painful. frown

KuKu, I've got an off the wall question. Is a project funded by loan or APBN subject to local tax? I've heard different opinions.
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#23524 - 04 Jul 06 16:54 Re: Pimping for Jakarta - Or Kalla is a prick!
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Quote:
Originally posted by KuKuKaChu:
Quote:
Originally posted by hanabi:
It should be great! I would steal some slices of salmon sashimi on my tummy... yummy! laugh

Ugh... my stomach still hurts frown
would you eat salmon sashimi served off cherry's tummy? Jusuf Kalla certainly would. i probably would too, for that matter.
kuku sayang, what do you meant? you wanna lunch on my tummy or you wanna lunch with cherry's tummy wink
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#23525 - 04 Jul 06 17:12 Re: Pimping for Jakarta - Or Kalla is a prick!
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hey bodies, kalla is old and also with a funny kumis wink and maybe he can make me horney..because my favorite men is old, ugly and fat :p

today; I've got horney with my boss's client, oh my Gwaaadd, he's too old but look very hot..
I have a meeting with him in the morning, when my boss calling me and says; "jokie, today you have to meet with mr.blank..blank", I said yes boss!as far as I know my bossi's client is old too much and he has an indonesian wife...but when I met him..Ohh Gosh! look very hot wink
he said to me; "wow nice fapume in the morning
wink "
I don't know, why? I always get horney with the old men? is it normal? i dont think so!
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#23526 - 04 Jul 06 19:28 Re: Pimping for Jakarta - Or Kalla is a prick!
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Originally posted by The One and Only Jokie Jokie Girl:
and maybe he can make me horney..because my favorite men is old, ugly and fat
Try Dilli, he is the JakChat specialist in that area.

I am just the resident hot cute dude smile smile smile

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#23527 - 04 Jul 06 20:48 Re: Pimping for Jakarta - Or Kalla is a prick!
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Hey PB! Eat my shorts! Twat!
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#23528 - 04 Jul 06 21:18 Re: Pimping for Jakarta - Or Kalla is a prick!
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cherry any e mail love having sex with u
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#23529 - 05 Jul 06 09:58 Re: Pimping for Jakarta - Or Kalla is a prick!
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AIDS will kill you anytime, Kim so, be careful dear..sex with me you'll be ok

Yup be carefull of aids, Dont want to catch that again, It hurt last time
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#23530 - 05 Jul 06 09:59 Re: Pimping for Jakarta - Or Kalla is a prick!
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because my favorite men is old, ugly and fat

Yahooo, I,m in
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#23531 - 05 Jul 06 10:03 Re: Pimping for Jakarta - Or Kalla is a prick!
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Quote:
Originally posted by Diyu:
because my favorite men is old, ugly and fat

Yahooo, I,m in
damn! all these old, ugly fat men are stealing all the babes! frown i don't stand a chance.
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