Forums and Chat for Indonesia's English-speaking community
Who's Online
0 registered (), 199 Guests and 7 Spiders online.
JakChat on Facebook
Keep up with JakChat
through Facebook!
December
M Tu W Th F Sa Su
1 2 3 4
5 6 7 8 9 10 11
12 13 14 15 16 17 18
19 20 21 22 23 24 25
26 27 28 29 30 31
Weather
Jakarta temperature now.
Sun Rise/Set:
5:27/17:53
Moon Rise/Set:
16:08/3:31
Top Posters
KuKuKaChu 10790
Dilli 8044
Piss Salon 4039
Roy's Hair 3974
juminten 3870
Jokie Jokie Girl 2552
Marmalade 2471
chewwyUK 2392
kenyeung 2374
Vulgarian 2369
Forum Stats
5101 Members
17 Forums
13368 Topics
105287 Posts
Max Online: 841 @04 Apr 08 15:38
ZenQuote
The aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being but to remind him that he is already degraded.
George Orwell
Urban Dictionary
Word of the Day
are
For people who don't know the word "our"
My friend and I heard Sugar Ray on the way to a party. It made are night.
Topic Options
Rate This Topic
#21746 - 01 May 06 06:45 Man forced to marry goat
Magpie Offline
Member**

Registered: 29 Mar 06
Posts: 1306
Loc: The Toon
A Sudanese man has been forced to marry a goat after he was caught having sex with the animal.

The goat's owner, Mr Alifi, said he surprised the man with his goat and took him to a council of elders.

They ordered the man, Mr Tombe, to pay a dowry of 15,000 Sudanese dinars, nearly 40, to Mr Alifi.

"We have given him the goat, and as far as we know they are still together," Mr Alifi said.

Mr Alifi, told the Juba Post newspaper that he heard a loud noise around midnight and immediately rushed outside to find Mr Tombe with his goat.

"When I asked him: "What are you doing there?", he fell off the back of the goat, so I captured and tied him up."

Mr Alifi then called elders to decide how to deal with the case.

"They said I should not take him to the police, but rather let him pay a dowry for my goat because he used it as his wife," Mr Alifi told the newspaper.

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1741292.html?menu=news.quirkies
_________________________
"People say funny things......."

Peter Kay

Top
Promotion
Okusi Associates: Indonesian Business and Management services
#21747 - 01 May 06 08:17 Re: Man forced to marry goat
Magpie Offline
Member**

Registered: 29 Mar 06
Posts: 1306
Loc: The Toon
and then he had to balance the goat on his pole.......
http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/1027/Balancing+A+Goat
_________________________
"People say funny things......."

Peter Kay

Top
#21748 - 02 May 06 07:28 Re: Man forced to marry goat
Polar Bear Offline
Pujangga Besar

Registered: 23 Nov 05
Posts: 6177
Oil Dude forced to marry his left hand.

A Scottish Oil Worker has been forced to marry his left hand after being caught having sexual relations with it.

The hands owner, Mr Dilli, said he surprised the Oil Dude with his hand and took him to a council of Blok M hookers.

They ordered the man to pay a dowry of 2 Bintangs to each girl who missed out.

Top
#21749 - 02 May 06 07:32 Re: Man forced to marry goat
D'ruby Offline
Pujangga

Registered: 13 Feb 06
Posts: 2177
Loc: My
LOL, the oil dude gone for honeymoon with the bride of his left hand now smile
_________________________
I wanna be Samantha, but I am so Carrie

Top
#21750 - 02 May 06 09:39 Re: Man forced to marry goat
KuKuKaChu Moderator Offline
Pooh Bah

Registered: 09 Oct 05
Posts: 10790
Loc: Centre of the Universe
dilli is apparently preparing for a semen-ar.
_________________________
KuKuKaChu: dangerously too sophisticated

Top
#21751 - 02 May 06 09:45 Re: Man forced to marry goat
KuKuKaChu Moderator Offline
Pooh Bah

Registered: 09 Oct 05
Posts: 10790
Loc: Centre of the Universe
_________________________
KuKuKaChu: dangerously too sophisticated

Top
#21752 - 02 May 06 09:54 Re: Man forced to marry goat
juminten Offline
Pujangga Besar

Registered: 08 Dec 05
Posts: 3870
Loc: disana-disini
LOL..! really kuku? thank gawd! never used toys, only fingers and real COCK! :p
_________________________
I need more money and power and less shit from you people!

Top
#21753 - 02 May 06 10:09 Re: Man forced to marry goat
KuKuKaChu Moderator Offline
Pooh Bah

Registered: 09 Oct 05
Posts: 10790
Loc: Centre of the Universe
well, you should be ok then, you won't go blind. but be careful about RSI.
_________________________
KuKuKaChu: dangerously too sophisticated

Top
#21754 - 02 May 06 10:29 Re: Man forced to marry goat
Magpie Offline
Member**

Registered: 29 Mar 06
Posts: 1306
Loc: The Toon
Quote:
Originally posted by wallet-digga':
LOL..! really kuku? thank gawd! never used toys, only fingers and real COCK! :p
can we get some Wd rubber doll's made up? They dont have a face, just two beautiful legs cleverly covering the.........


mmmmmmm! shocked wink
_________________________
"People say funny things......."

Peter Kay

Top
#21755 - 24 May 06 21:45 Re: Man forced to marry goat
Choc_Cow Offline
Member**

Registered: 25 May 06
Posts: 1200
Loc: Di Puncak
OMG my eyes!!!! they're blurry, I need medical help!!... any sexy hot doctor around? laugh

Top


Moderator:  NetCop 
Shout Box

JakChat supports:
Okusi Associates: Indonesian Business & Management Services
Jawawa.id: Indonesian Business News
Ubuntu Indonesia
Living in Indonesia Information Website