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#21161 - 05 Apr 06 06:51 What can we learn today....
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Having just read KuKu's "Analysing the end of Suharto’s Indonesia", I was inspired to ask the question, what can we teach each other today. Obviously this will degenerate into "what can we do to take the piss out of each other", that's fine...so to start it off, What can you tell me that I didnt already know "and yes I know I am leaving myself wide open" Lets see if this post is a bit more popular than my Previous humour post!
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#21162 - 05 Apr 06 07:24 Re: What can we learn today....
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teach me... wink
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#21163 - 05 Apr 06 07:34 Re: What can we learn today....
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Did you know that if you spin a boiled egg on a table it will spin, but if you try it with an uncooked egg, it wont spin. Now you know how to tell the difference!
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#21164 - 05 Apr 06 08:03 Re: What can we learn today....
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teach me... wink
Where do we start Ruby!
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#21165 - 05 Apr 06 11:12 Re: What can we learn today....
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Teach Indonesians to eat with their mouths closed would be a start. Just a progression thing in the new "modern era".
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#21166 - 05 Apr 06 11:30 Re: What can we learn today....
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Teach Indonesians to eat with their mouths closed would be a start. Just a progression thing in the new "modern era".
wow, harsh! do you girls eat with you mouth closed?? and if you dont, does your man complain??
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#21167 - 05 Apr 06 11:41 Re: What can we learn today....
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One can't be asked to close one's mouth when stuffed, can it?

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#21168 - 05 Apr 06 11:44 Re: What can we learn today....
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why does the term "Gargle" come to mind all of a sudden?
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#21169 - 05 Apr 06 11:44 Re: What can we learn today....
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Hello?
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#21170 - 05 Apr 06 11:45 Re: What can we learn today....
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Hello?
Morning/Afternoon sweetness, what's the weather like where you are????????
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#21171 - 05 Apr 06 11:48 Re: What can we learn today....
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Hello mommy MT....*smooch*
Good morning! Come and play with us today....
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#21172 - 05 Apr 06 11:54 Re: What can we learn today....
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Afternoon Brother...I'm little bit fine
Hi dear Kitty, I'll try dear, thank you
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#21173 - 05 Apr 06 12:00 Re: What can we learn today....
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MT, I hope you're feeling better today.

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#21174 - 05 Apr 06 12:05 Re: What can we learn today....
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Ah little sister. Today, I bet the sun is shining where you are. I bet you could go buy Beef Rendang if you wanted to, and best of all of your friends on JakChat are here to say...this is gonna be a great day for you! Otherwise we will be over there to tickle you until you giggle!
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#21175 - 05 Apr 06 12:05 Re: What can we learn today....
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Thank you Goofy
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#21176 - 05 Apr 06 13:17 Re: What can we learn today....
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Quote:
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Ah little sister. Today, I bet the sun is shining where you are. I bet you could go buy Beef Rendang if you wanted to, and best of all of your friends on Jakchat are here to say...this is gonna be a great day for you! Otherwise we will be over there to tickle you until you giggle!
My dear brother, you make me smile today, thank you
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#21177 - 05 Apr 06 13:18 Re: What can we learn today....
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Hiya MT...keep smiling dear smile
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#21178 - 05 Apr 06 13:37 Re: What can we learn today....
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Yes Ruby, I'll and how are you today? I hope fine ....I miss to make lots of jokes.
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#21179 - 05 Apr 06 13:44 Re: What can we learn today....
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I am fine, just busy at work, lunch time now smile
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#21180 - 05 Apr 06 15:07 Re: What can we learn today....
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Quote:
Originally posted by Magpie:
Quote:
Originally posted by No Eye Dear:
Teach Indonesians to eat with their mouths closed would be a start. Just a progression thing in the new "modern era".
wow, harsh! do you girls eat with you mouth closed?? and if you dont, does your man complain??
im not surprised. some people can eat with mouth closed. Me, i could put condoms to the D1ck with my mouth!
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#21181 - 05 Apr 06 15:39 Re: What can we learn today....
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You're not choke?
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#21182 - 05 Apr 06 15:40 Re: What can we learn today....
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You're not choke?
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#21183 - 05 Apr 06 15:48 Re: What can we learn today....
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Quote:
Originally posted by Macan Tutul:
You're not choke?
"choke"? last night I was dreaming someone choked my neck and want kill me...
huhhh..really nightmare.. eek
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#21184 - 05 Apr 06 15:52 Re: What can we learn today....
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I think whast Ela is refering to is the act of putting a condom onto a guy using her mouth. This is supposed to be a very erotic experience, (I'm not telling whether this has happened to me or not)!

It depends what happens after whether you choke or not, however, you can practice with banana's so that you get used to it. (So I am told)
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#21185 - 05 Apr 06 15:52 Re: What can we learn today....
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:-))
haha..! hey girls you are funny :-)
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