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#2094 - 02 Mar 06 13:18 Alcohol !
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Registered: 08 Feb 06
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Loc: Jakarta
Now let us get a topic rolling about alcohol. I'm sure everyone has at least drank a beer or something else that had alcohol in it. So tell us what is your view on the following things concerned alcohol and the use of it.

1. No alcohol at all!
2. Only beer, nothing else that hold alcohol.
3. No beer, but all rest will go.
4. Only something that contains alcohol is considered a good drink!

These 4 points are only pointers to show what different states you have.I love to drink sociably, and by stupid guidelines and what doctors say etc. I would be considered an Alcoholic, but I would not think so.Your views pls..
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#2095 - 02 Mar 06 13:26 Re: Alcohol !
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Registered: 01 Mar 06
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Loc: JakSel
Keep sober. The world is crazy enough!
Eer ... I rephrase that: Keep drinkin - you only live once ...!

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#2096 - 02 Mar 06 13:35 Re: Alcohol !
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Registered: 26 Feb 06
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C2H5OH - I'm a confirmed 4

The active chemical constituent which allows my head to revolve and my feet to fail me, oh where would we be without it. Also main component in the legendary state of mind called Beer Goggles, where mingers become stunning, until you wake up the next morning with a pig.

I was a member of the Scottish Olympic Drinking Team. Which reminds me, its only about 2-1/2 hours until Bintang Time...........

Translation - Minger - Lady of dubious looks
- Ugly
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#2097 - 02 Mar 06 13:42 Re: Alcohol !
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Hi I'm g00f13 I'm an alcoholic, I haven't had a drink in more than 72 hours. However should anyone offer me a drink I'll say thanks very much. smile

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#2098 - 02 Mar 06 13:44 Re: Alcohol !
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without alcohol fat chics wouldmnt get sex! smile
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#2099 - 02 Mar 06 13:46 Re: Alcohol !
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Quote:
Originally posted by g00f13:
Hi I'm g00f13 I'm an alcoholic, I haven't had a drink in more than 72 hours. However should anyone offer me a drink I'll say thanks very much. smile
Most welcome goof, can join me today evening after office hours if you like at Bugils, taman ria smile
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#2100 - 02 Mar 06 13:51 Re: Alcohol !
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Registered: 01 Mar 06
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Fat chick had no vagina before she drank alcohol?

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#2101 - 02 Mar 06 14:09 Re: Alcohol !
Dilli Offline
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I'm not an alcoholic, alcoholics go to meetings, also banged a few fat chicks when under affluence of incahol, also, have you noticed, drunk girls squirt during orgasm
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#2102 - 02 Mar 06 18:15 Re: Alcohol !
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I like a nice french champagne, a good strong lime and bitters or a sweet italian red( cheapo variety ). Dont like beer. I also dont like getting drunk.Last time I did that I really regretted it.Cointreau on ice, karaoke,ugggggghhhhhh.Room spins.Cigarettes.
Cant drink brown spirits due to highschool binge drinking with jim beam. Get a face tick if I even SMELL it.
But a nice drink with food is fine.
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#2103 - 02 Mar 06 18:38 Re: Alcohol !
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Registered: 23 Nov 05
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I quote from the :Assholes guide to dealing with Chicks":

"Always pretend to be just as drunk as the chick you are trying to lay. If you are more drunk - she knows you are an asshole. Less drunk and she will know you have intentions of screwing her. Dont actually be as drunk as her, or you won't be able to sieze the opportunity. Just pretend to be that drunk".

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#2104 - 02 Mar 06 19:12 Re: Alcohol !
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With you on that one PB, act like you're completely bleezin' (Scottish for absolutely out of it), get her home, ask for coffe to sober yourself up - then bone the ass off her, Works every time, just remember to scrub her down and ask if she wants to perform both "colonic irrigation" and "the voluntary stomach pump - her fingers down her throat" first. Girls not used to drink can "woof their cookies" & "poop their panties" when the Sausage Express enters the Tuna Tunnel. Messy sheets, expensive hotel bills, wry looks from housegirls and that horrible smell in the morning!
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#2105 - 02 Mar 06 19:15 Re: Alcohol !
cherry Offline
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Registered: 08 Nov 05
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Loc: Indonesia
I salute with you Kumar, you're very creative...
Always made the current topic to be discussed..
keep go Kumar...kalhonaho wink

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