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#20900 - 31 Mar 06 11:57 Stop giving me a hard time!
D'ruby Offline
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Registered: 13 Feb 06
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Even God Is Single, So Stop Giving Me A Hard Time

"Why aren't you married?" After hearing that question, you will pause, smile
sagaciously (I love that word), and give one of the following :
1. In the beginning, there were no stairmasters or low-fat-high-fiber
muffins, and so people lived to only about 40-something. Maximum.
Meaning? The pressure was on to get married before age 25. However, today,
thanks to medical advances (and the fine line of SnackWell products) we can
all hope to live to age 80. Easy.
Meaning? Even if we get married at age 40, that's still 35, 45, even 55
years to be with a mate. Plenty of time to be married. And divorced? What's
the hurry?

2. Married people are not necessarily better catches simply because they
were caught. I mean, have you taken a look at some of the married people out
there? Hitler got married. Frankenstein got married. Linda Tripp got
married. Obviously married people are not superior people.

3. Meanwhile, look at some of our cool single role models:
Catwoman: single.
Buddha: single.
Aphrodite: single.
The Lone Ranger. Actually, all superheroes are single: Superman, Wonder
Woman, Dudley Do-Right, etc.

4. Then there's The Ultimate Superhero -- God. Also single. And God is even
a single-parent household

5. It's easy to become married. 2.3 million people do it a year. If you want
to pressure me to become something, hey, why not pick something a little
more challenging? Like an astrophysicist.

Ask is it "monogamy" or "monotony?" Shows that given the 50% divorce rate, you haven't missed out on marriage, you just skipped a few divorces.
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#20901 - 31 Mar 06 12:04 Re: Stop giving me a hard time!
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I didnt think Hitler was married, He had a mistres call Eva Braun, and there have been many suggestions that he was gay. Who the hell is Linda Tripp.

Frankenstien?? Real??

And marriage not challending?? You try keeping the Princess of Bandung happy! Takes ALL of my time and effort!!
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#20902 - 31 Mar 06 12:07 Re: Stop giving me a hard time!
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Good god, just googled Linda Tripp. Any relation to Leather face Albright??
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#20903 - 31 Mar 06 14:28 Re: Stop giving me a hard time!
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Linda blew the gossip about Monica blowing the Prez !!!

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#20904 - 31 Mar 06 15:33 Re: Stop giving me a hard time!
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the problem is not the marriage itself, but can you take the responsibility of your sexual attitude (mean sinfull) when you're single

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#20905 - 31 Mar 06 15:39 Re: Stop giving me a hard time!
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Linda couldn't get a gig with the Prez, and he likes 'em plum.

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#20906 - 31 Mar 06 15:42 Re: Stop giving me a hard time!
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Quote:
Originally posted by si pahit lidah:
the problem is not the marriage itself, but can you take the responsibility of your sexual attitude (mean sinfull) when you're single
why does sex = sin?

This seems to be a mantra of all religions. I am always being told i lead a sinful life because i have sex. but not one can tell me why it is sinful.....

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#20907 - 31 Mar 06 15:45 Re: Stop giving me a hard time!
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Sin! Yes! Now theres a topic!

Forgive me because I have sinned - big style - all the time - single or married, I reckon I'd still be a sinner because its good for you!

My Prayer at Night!
Oh blessed virgin we believe,
That without sin thou didst concieve.
Teach us how, thus believing,
We can sin without concieving!

Sin all you can, while you can, you're a long time dead!
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#20908 - 31 Mar 06 15:58 Re: Stop giving me a hard time!
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Most major religions regard sex is sin. On the other hand, minor religions do not have the word 'sin'. Whatever one does one has to accept the consequences. One only has to answer to one's self and whoever one prays to.

Kumar, what do you think? Kumar is awfully quiet lately.

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#20909 - 31 Mar 06 15:58 Re: Stop giving me a hard time!
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Is it sinfull to be single?

I am not religious one, as long as it's not criminal, then it's fine smile
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#20910 - 31 Mar 06 16:04 Re: Stop giving me a hard time!
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Quote:
Originally posted by rubyenda:
Is it sinfull to be single?

I am not religious one, as long as it's not criminal, then it's fine smile
That's the spirit Ruby.

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#20911 - 31 Mar 06 16:07 Re: Stop giving me a hard time!
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What about wanking! Is that a sin? Hey Si, your single, how do you get around this issue of no sex without marriage, is it one of the wrist while visitng salacious web sites? I used to do that, but, gave up when i started to get wankers cramp!
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#20912 - 31 Mar 06 16:08 Re: Stop giving me a hard time!
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I got married in a Church. I had to visit the Vicar. The first thing he said to me was "you are a sinner!!".

I told him to fuck off.

sex is not sin. Its onlt trumped up crap religions who say this, mainly because religion is used to control the mass of population (in the West we use television now to achieve the same effect).

I think all religious leaders should be put to death...

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#20913 - 31 Mar 06 16:17 Re: Stop giving me a hard time!
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Not only sex sells but fear sells as good, even better I think.

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#20914 - 31 Mar 06 16:24 Re: Stop giving me a hard time!
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Quote:
Originally posted by Dilligaf:
is it one of the wrist while visitng salacious web sites? I used to do that, but, gave up when i started to get wankers cramp!
and the keys start sticking on your laptop smile

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#20915 - 31 Mar 06 16:43 Re: Stop giving me a hard time!
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No grate surpirise wehn uhr kyebored iss cuvvered wiht spunk
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#20916 - 31 Mar 06 16:46 Re: Stop giving me a hard time!
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Now officially away for beer!
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#20917 - 31 Mar 06 16:56 Re: Stop giving me a hard time!
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Beer quotes :

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy"

"All right, brain, I don't like you and you don't like me - so let's just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer"
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#20918 - 31 Mar 06 17:03 Re: Stop giving me a hard time!
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Had a couple of pints of Ale already...hmm...beeer...

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#20919 - 31 Mar 06 22:37 Re: Stop giving me a hard time!
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The liver is evil and must be punished! I've looked at liver on a buffet and must admit there is no way I am eating that! Better to kill it before it ends up on a buffet!
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#20920 - 01 Apr 06 08:14 Re: Stop giving me a hard time!
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Registered: 23 Nov 05
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Quote:
Originally posted by Magpie:
You try keeping the Princess of Bandung happy!
I am happy to apply for the position. smile

Lucky bugger....

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#20921 - 01 Apr 06 08:25 Re: Stop giving me a hard time!
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You should know better. Look what happened to you last night with another guys bird!
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#20922 - 01 Apr 06 08:31 Re: Stop giving me a hard time!
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Quick Note:

Never dress as a Llama
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#20923 - 01 Apr 06 08:37 Re: Stop giving me a hard time!
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Registered: 19 Feb 06
Posts: 2226
Loc: Indonesia
LOL....oh how I love all my JakChat clown friends.
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#20924 - 01 Apr 06 09:05 Re: Stop giving me a hard time!
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Registered: 23 Nov 05
Posts: 6177
Quote:
Originally posted by Dilligaf:
You should know better. Look what happened to you last night with another guys bird!
Hey I didnt know about "Dave the Biker" until I got home. By then I had his GD panties off in the taxi.

The bitch insisted that Dave wouldnt mind me sausaging her. I wasnt brave enough to find out...

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