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#2088 - 03 Mar 06 13:23 Can You Solve The Riddle Of 8 Inches?
kumar Offline
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Registered: 08 Feb 06
Posts: 122
Loc: Jakarta
RANGE OF 8 INCHES LONG.

THE FUNCTIONING OF WHICH IS ENJOYED BY MEMBERS OF BOTH SEXES.

IS USUALLY FOUND HUNG, DANGLING READY LOOSLEY FOR INSTANT ACTION.

IT BOASTS OF A CLUMP OF LITTLE HAIRY THINGS AT ONE END AND SMALL HOLE AT THE OTHER. IN USE, IT IS INSERTED,

ALMOST ALWAYS WILLINGLY, SOMETIMES SLOWLY, SOMETIMES QUICKLY, INTO A WARM, FLESHY, MOIST OPENING WHERE
IT IS THRUST IN AND DRAWN OUT AGAIN AND AGAIN MANY TIMES IN SUCCESSION,OFTEN QUICKLY AND ACCOMPANIED BY SQUIRMING BODILY MOVEMENTS.

ANYONE FOUND LISTENING IN WILL MOST SURELY RECOGNIZE THE RHYTHMIC,PULSING SOUND, RESULTING FROM THE WELL LUBRICATED
MOVEMENTS. WHEN FINALLY WITHDRAWN, IT LEAVES BEHIND A JUICY, FROTHY,WHITE STICKY SUBSTANCE, SOME OF WHICH WILL
NEED CLEANING FROM THE OUTER SURFACES OF THE OPENING AND SOME OF FROM ITS LONG GLISTENING SHAFT.

AFTER EVERYTHING IS ONE AND THE FLOWING AND CLEANSING LIQUIDS HAVE CEASED EMANATING, IT IS RETURNED TO ITS FREELY HANGING STATE OF REST, READY YET FOR ANOTHER BIT OF ACTION, HOPEFULLY REACHING ITS BRISTLING CLIMAX
TWICE OR THREE TIMES A DAY, BUT OFTEN MUCH LESS.

WHAT AM I???????

AS YOU MAY HAVE ALREADY GUESSED, THE ANSWER TO THE RIDDLE IS NONE OTHER
THAN YOUR VERY OWN..........
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#2089 - 03 Mar 06 13:51 Re: Can You Solve The Riddle Of 8 Inches?
Enigma Offline
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Registered: 02 Mar 06
Posts: 32
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Little brother of a man
Then making love with girl
The man try to insert girl's mine
Then there so many friction with in and out and agaian and again until they explode and get the athmosphere of pleasure.
Lay down each other and naked sweat
Rilex for a while ............
Then try to ride again.
I hope I'm not wrong.

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#2090 - 03 Mar 06 14:03 Re: Can You Solve The Riddle Of 8 Inches?
kumar Offline
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Registered: 08 Feb 06
Posts: 122
Loc: Jakarta
Quote:
Originally posted by Enigma:
Little brother of a man
Then making love with girl
The man try to insert girl's mine
Then there so many friction with in and out and agaian and again until they explode and get the athmosphere of pleasure.
Lay down each other and naked sweat
Rilex for a while ............
Then try to ride again.
I hope I'm not wrong.
Thanks for trying but still its not the right answer smile Keep guessing..
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Take care, not too much, be good, not too much, keep lubricated, never enough!

It was simply excellent, it was simply sensual, it was simply sublime.

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#2091 - 03 Mar 06 14:11 Re: Can You Solve The Riddle Of 8 Inches?
darktroy Offline
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Registered: 02 Feb 06
Posts: 49
Loc: Jakarta
Could be TOOTH BRUSH

Quote:
Originally posted by kumar:
RANGE OF 8 INCHES LONG.

THE FUNCTIONING OF WHICH IS ENJOYED BY MEMBERS OF BOTH SEXES.

IS USUALLY FOUND HUNG, DANGLING READY LOOSLEY FOR INSTANT ACTION.

IT BOASTS OF A CLUMP OF LITTLE HAIRY THINGS AT ONE END AND SMALL HOLE AT THE OTHER. IN USE, IT IS INSERTED,

ALMOST ALWAYS WILLINGLY, SOMETIMES SLOWLY, SOMETIMES QUICKLY, INTO A WARM, FLESHY, MOIST OPENING WHERE
IT IS THRUST IN AND DRAWN OUT AGAIN AND AGAIN MANY TIMES IN SUCCESSION,OFTEN QUICKLY AND ACCOMPANIED BY SQUIRMING BODILY MOVEMENTS.

ANYONE FOUND LISTENING IN WILL MOST SURELY RECOGNIZE THE RHYTHMIC,PULSING SOUND, RESULTING FROM THE WELL LUBRICATED
MOVEMENTS. WHEN FINALLY WITHDRAWN, IT LEAVES BEHIND A JUICY, FROTHY,WHITE STICKY SUBSTANCE, SOME OF WHICH WILL
NEED CLEANING FROM THE OUTER SURFACES OF THE OPENING AND SOME OF FROM ITS LONG GLISTENING SHAFT.

AFTER EVERYTHING IS ONE AND THE FLOWING AND CLEANSING LIQUIDS HAVE CEASED EMANATING, IT IS RETURNED TO ITS FREELY HANGING STATE OF REST, READY YET FOR ANOTHER BIT OF ACTION, HOPEFULLY REACHING ITS BRISTLING CLIMAX
TWICE OR THREE TIMES A DAY, BUT OFTEN MUCH LESS.

WHAT AM I???????

AS YOU MAY HAVE ALREADY GUESSED, THE ANSWER TO THE RIDDLE IS NONE OTHER
THAN YOUR VERY OWN..........
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#2092 - 03 Mar 06 14:31 Re: Can You Solve The Riddle Of 8 Inches?
kumar Offline
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Registered: 08 Feb 06
Posts: 122
Loc: Jakarta
Thats right Dark troy smile nice guessing
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Take care, not too much, be good, not too much, keep lubricated, never enough!

It was simply excellent, it was simply sensual, it was simply sublime.

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#2093 - 03 Mar 06 14:34 Re: Can You Solve The Riddle Of 8 Inches?
darktroy Offline
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Registered: 02 Feb 06
Posts: 49
Loc: Jakarta
Bang >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> bulls eye again
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