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#20289 - 19 Mar 06 18:51 Most Embarassing Sexual Moment
Dilli Offline
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Registered: 26 Feb 06
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It's messy, often ugly, some prefer without the lights on, some prefer with the videos rolling, it does not matter what you claim, we all like it, it drives our species and drives us all crazy.

Despite the high points, there are the low's where we have really fucked up, made a complete mess of the tenderness thing, or in general "blown it"!

What was the worst moment in your sexual history? Everyone has one, are you brave enough to share?

I lived in Aberdeen Scotland and had been chasing this girl for ages, meals, drinks, concerts, nothing other than a goodnight peck on the cheek,

Fianlly Bingo, she agrees to come back to my place for the night! Yes, Yes, yes!

Bottle of wine (three to be precise) good music and then time for the casual stroll upstairs to the bedroom...GAME ON!

As I opened the bedroom door, my cat (well kitten, a six month old Siamese) bolted from the room. Thinking nothing of it I started to undress, my lady friend helped, I helped her, the foreplay was vertical, with lots of kissing and caressing, everything was picture perfect! The lights were switched off.

I climbed into bed and invited her in! She slid in, slinky, sexily and oozing the promise of an earthshattering, long awaited frenzy of mutually satistying shagging,

Shriek! she jumps out of the bed, then my nostrils detect a smell! Well to call it a smell would be wrong, it was disgusting!

The kitten had shit on her side of the bed, well when I mean shit it had diahrrea, she stood there naked, covered in cat shit! Rather than be the perfect gentleman I started to piss myself laughing.

She thought it was me that had shit in the bed and prepared all of this in advance. I mean, what the fuck, does anyone do things like that! As far as she was concerned I was the pervert from hell.

After she got cleaned up and called a taxi I knew I would never see her again.

No great loss in the long run I suppose!

Whats yours?
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#20290 - 19 Mar 06 19:13 Re: Most Embarassing Sexual Moment
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Oh, never ever turn the light off please wink
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#20291 - 19 Mar 06 19:15 Re: Most Embarassing Sexual Moment
Lulu Offline
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Quote:
Originally posted by rubyenda:
Oh, never ever turn the light off please wink
Yes, true. Not so much fun anyway with the lights off.
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#20292 - 19 Mar 06 19:16 Re: Most Embarassing Sexual Moment
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Hey, ruby...feel better?
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#20293 - 19 Mar 06 19:21 Re: Most Embarassing Sexual Moment
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Yeah it's ok now, thanks smile
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#20294 - 19 Mar 06 19:50 Re: Most Embarassing Sexual Moment
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Good.

Ok, back to the topic. Hmmmm...my most embarassing sexual moment was involving my curiosity of this particular sex activity style and lots of farting after that. I was so embarassed.
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#20295 - 19 Mar 06 20:39 Re: Most Embarassing Sexual Moment
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Did this involve baked beans?
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#20296 - 19 Mar 06 20:50 Re: Most Embarassing Sexual Moment
Lulu Offline
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Quote:
Originally posted by Dilligaf:
Did this involve baked beans?
Yes and no....lol
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#20297 - 19 Mar 06 21:10 Re: Most Embarassing Sexual Moment
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I don't really have bad stories at all..
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#20298 - 19 Mar 06 21:12 Re: Most Embarassing Sexual Moment
Dilli Offline
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What do you mean yes & no. Was it sex in a bath with cold baked beans or something a little more sordid.
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#20299 - 19 Mar 06 21:27 Re: Most Embarassing Sexual Moment
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yes, i had mexican food dinner before that. No, it wasn't sex in a bath. I don't think i want to reveal it more (hey i told you i think i'm more naughty then you...lol), too many young innocent girls in JakChat.
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#20300 - 19 Mar 06 21:28 Re: Most Embarassing Sexual Moment
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Why dont you just admit you had anal after mexican food?
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#20301 - 19 Mar 06 21:47 Re: Most Embarassing Sexual Moment
Lulu Offline
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Ok...i give up! smile
yes..that was the story just like you said...
Hope ruby is not going to fainted after this...
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#20302 - 19 Mar 06 22:00 Re: Most Embarassing Sexual Moment
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Fainted?

Ooopsss, I am not that innocent wink ...(Britney song)
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#20303 - 19 Mar 06 22:03 Re: Most Embarassing Sexual Moment
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SIGHHHHH.....good then... laugh
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#20304 - 20 Mar 06 12:12 Re: Most Embarassing Sexual Moment
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Quote:
Originally posted by Dilligaf:
The kitten had shit on her side of the bed, well when I mean shit it had diahrrea, she stood there naked, covered in cat shit!
whatever became of the cat??
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#20305 - 20 Mar 06 13:01 Re: Most Embarassing Sexual Moment
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Hope you shit in its cat basket smile smile

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#20306 - 20 Mar 06 13:47 Re: Most Embarassing Sexual Moment
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LOL...! all you guys cracked me up! laluna babe is so pukin' funny!
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#20307 - 20 Mar 06 13:59 Re: Most Embarassing Sexual Moment
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Quote:
Originally posted by Polar Bear:
Hope you shit in its cat basket smile smile
laugh laugh :rolleyes: laugh

What's up Dili man, you're back, how are you, (hope you're not telling me so detail like the last one wink )
By thw way don't forget to turn off the Air Conditioner and prepare sudorific frown
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#20308 - 20 Mar 06 18:13 Re: Most Embarassing Sexual Moment
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Quote:
Originally posted by rubyenda:
Oh, never ever turn the light off please wink
ohhhh...turn the light off please, smile
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#20309 - 20 Mar 06 18:42 Re: Most Embarassing Sexual Moment
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Girls. let me compose my thoughts for 15 minutes and I will post an answer to all questions! I have just arrived home and there are many pressing issues!

MT, what is sudorific?

PB the kitten was a winner, I would never have laaughd so much if it were not for the kitten.

Ruby, are you a lights on kind of girl? As a far as I remember you walked into Quality Hotel, saw the competition and ran away

Laluna, dont eat mexican food with perverts!

Goof, you are so missing out here!

WD, do you realise that every one wants to get a nude avatar!

Cherry, it is always better with subdued lighting rather than lights off!
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#20310 - 20 Mar 06 18:54 Re: Most Embarassing Sexual Moment
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Quote:
Originally posted by Dilligaf:

Cherry, it is always better with subdued lighting rather than lights off!
Candlelight is romantic, but if Laluna farts the explosion might blow you out of bed smile

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#20311 - 20 Mar 06 19:05 Re: Most Embarassing Sexual Moment
Lulu Offline
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Registered: 19 Feb 06
Posts: 2226
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Quote:
Originally posted by Polar Bear:
Quote:
Originally posted by Dilligaf:

Cherry, it is always better with subdued lighting rather than lights off!
Candlelight is romantic, but if Laluna farts the explosion might blow you out of bed smile
How true...Next time we are on a date, remember not to bring me to mexican restaurant. smile
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#20312 - 20 Mar 06 19:07 Re: Most Embarassing Sexual Moment
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Quote:
Originally posted by Dilligaf:

WD, do you realise that every one wants to get a nude avatar!

Yep - WD has real balls!

In fact, if she moves her leg you can see them.... smile

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#20313 - 20 Mar 06 19:20 Re: Most Embarassing Sexual Moment
Dilli Offline
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Laluna,

Did you eat at Amigos, thats where I get the Tequila that blows me to sleep!

My party trick with my daughter after a mexican and tequila is to set the farts on fire! NO smell & pyrotechnics free of charge!
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