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#20113 - 12 Feb 06 01:22 meet cewek goog looking for friendship dll
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Registered: 12 Feb 06
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Loc: malaysia & jakarta
I consider my self good looking and i am looking for friendship cewek. I travel a lot to jakarta, batam, jawa timur, riau and others. those interested to meet me can e-mail to me.Any race.

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#20114 - 12 Feb 06 07:03 Re: meet cewek goog looking for friendship dll
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Registered: 08 Dec 05
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How good looking are you? hight/weight proportion? athletic? only cute face isnt consider good looking, oh yeah...if your personality sux, then you arent good looking! if you're looking cewek for friends why have to be good looking? oh..maybe friends with benefit..I got it!
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#20115 - 12 Feb 06 08:07 Re: meet cewek goog looking for friendship dll
KuKuKaChu Moderator Offline
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Registered: 09 Oct 05
Posts: 10790
Loc: Centre of the Universe
Quote:
Originally posted by mal-indo:
I consider my self good looking and i am looking for friendship cewek. I travel a lot to jakarta, batam, jawa timur, riau and others. those interested to meet me can e-mail to me.Any race.
how can you be good looking if you smoke??? wink smoking is an instant turn-off for girls of good taste ...
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#20116 - 12 Feb 06 08:10 Re: meet cewek goog looking for friendship dll
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Registered: 23 Nov 05
Posts: 6177
This is becoming a "looking for sex site"

Take a look at BKKchat to see where that leads:


HornyGuy has joined room #bangkokchat
ThaiGirl> Hello ka
HornyGuy> Hi
ThaiGirl> i from Thailand
HornyGuy> I know that, stupid
ThaiGirl> sorry honey :-(
ThaiGirl> u want talk with me?
HornyGuy> Why should I?
ThaiGirl> forget it mai pen rai
HornyGuy> Hey wait a minute
ThaiGirl> what?
HornyGuy> Sorry I'm just a bit paranoid.
ThaiGirl> ???
HornyGuy> I 'think too much'
ThaiGirl> why honey?
HornyGuy> I'm hiding from the cops
HornyGuy> The boys in brown
ThaiGirl> LOL
HornyGuy> Don't fucking laugh at me
HornyGuy> It's no joke
ThaiGirl> what u do?
HornyGuy> You don't want to know
ThaiGirl> i do
ThaiGirl> pleeeeeease honey na na na ;-)
HornyGuy> I fucked an elephant
HornyGuy> Hello?

ThaiGirl> u crazy guy baa
HornyGuy> Send me your photo
ThaiGirl> why?
HornyGuy> So I know you aren't a cop
ThaiGirl> i no cop
HornyGuy> Then send me your photo
HornyGuy> Hello?
ThaiGirl> i no want send u i no beautiful
HornyGuy> Most cops aren't
ThaiGirl> I NO COP!!!
HornyGuy> Then send me your photo
HornyGuy> Hurry up
ThaiGirl> i no want send
HornyGuy> Fuck you, cop
ThaiGirl> I NO COP U CRAZY GUY!!!
HornyGuy> Then send it
ThaiGirl> ok what u email?
HornyGuy> Just send it here
ThaiGirl> ok *PIC*
Thaigirl> u get?
HornyGuy> Just a second
Thaigirl> my friend take it last year
ThaiGirl> i lose my kilo now
HornyGuy> I hope so
ThaiGirl> ?!?!?!
ThaiGirl> why u speak bad?
HornyGuy> Did I hurt your feelings?
ThaiGirl> yes
ThaiGirl> i no lose kilo too much
HornyGuy> Will you feel better if you see mine?
ThaiGirl> yes
HornyGuy> Hang on
HornyGuy> Here it is *PIC*
ThaiGirl> this no u!!!
HornyGuy> Yes it is
ThaiGirl> profile pic no same same
HornyGuy> The profile photo is a fake
HornyGuy> I use it to fool the cops
ThaiGirl> u baby face guy
HornyGuy> You're so fat you need an aerial photo
ThaiGirl> go fuck yourself
HornyGuy> I was going to until I saw your photo
HornyGuy> I'll never get a hard-on again
ThaiGirl> why u speak bad too much?
ThaiGirl> i no should send photo before
ThaiGirl> why u hurt me?
HornyGuy> So you think baby-face doesn't hurt me?
ThaiGirl> i think u lie
HornyGuy> I think you have your own ZIP code
ThaiGirl> u bad guy jai rai
ThaiGirl> people joking me all my life
HornyGuy> Ok, I'm sorry
ThaiGirl> u no sorry
HornyGuy> You're right, I'm not
HornyGuy> HAARRRRR!
ThaiGirl> u boring now
HornyGuy> Aww, I'm sorry
ThaiGirl> i put u on ignore
HornyGuy> Wait a second
HornyGuy> We got off on the wrong foot
HornyGuy> Wanna start over?
ThaiGirl> no
HornyGuy> I'll eat your pussy
ThaiGirl> ???
HornyGuy> You heard me
HornyGuy> I said I'd eat your pussy
ThaiGirl> but u little brother no hard
HornyGuy> Do I need a hard-on to eat your pussy?
ThaiGirl> i want u horny
HornyGuy> Well I'm not like most guys
HornyGuy> I get turned-on in other ways
ThaiGirl> ???
HornyGuy> Do you really want to know?
HornyGuy> You have to tell me yes or no
ThaiGirl> i no sure
HornyGuy> Why?
ThaiGirl> because
HornyGuy> Because why?
ThaiGirl> u boom boom elephant
ThaiGirl> u say i fat
ThaiGirl> now u want eat my pussy
ThaiGirl> u strange na?
HornyGuy> No
ThaiGirl> i think u strange guy
HornyGuy> Fine
HornyGuy> I won't do it then
ThaiGirl> i no say that
HornyGuy> So is that a yes?
ThaiGirl> i think so
HornyGuy> Ok
HornyGuy> I need your help getting excited though
HornyGuy> Are you willing?
ThaiGirl> what u want me do?
HornyGuy> I need you to talk like a pirate
ThaiGirl> ???
HornyGuy> That's a 'jon sala' to you
HornyGuy> When I start to go limp... you say HARRRR!!!
HornyGuy> Ok?
HornyGuy> Hello?
ThaiGirl> u no serious!
HornyGuy> Oh yes I am
HornyGuy> It's my fantasy
ThaiGirl> u crazy guy jing jing!!!
HornyGuy> Do you want it or not?
ThaiGirl> i want
HornyGuy> Then you'll do it for me?
ThaiGirl> ka
HornyGuy> Ok here we go
HornyGuy> I gently remove your panties
HornyGuy> and I begin to massage your thighs
HornyGuy> You're getting really juicy thinking about
HornyGuy> my tounge brushing up against them
HornyGuy> I softly begin to touch your wet pussy
HornyGuy> I run my tounge down your smooth slit
ThaiGirl> mmmm yeah
HornyGuy> Uh oh... going limp
ThaiGirl> Har
HornyGuy> You have to do better than that
HornyGuy> Your photo was really bad
ThaiGirl> HARRRRRRRRRRRR
HornyGuy> Ahh much better
HornyGuy> Your pussy moistens with every stroke
HornyGuy> I softly suck on your clit
HornyGuy> bringing it in and out of my mouth
HornyGuy> Your juices run down my chin
HornyGuy> Your scent fills my nose
HornyGuy> I feel empowered by your femininity
ThaiGirl> mmmmmm u good
HornyGuy> I feel your thighs tighten as I suck
HornyGuy> Going limp
ThaiGirl> HARRRRRRR
HornyGuy> Mmmm I grab your swelling buttocks
HornyGuy> You begin to sway back and forth
HornyGuy> Going limp
ThaiGirl> this stupid
HornyGuy> ...still limp
HornyGuy> Do it!
ThaiGirl> HARRRRRRRRRRRRR
HornyGuy> I turn you around to lick your arsehole
HornyGuy> and pry apart your massive butt-cheeks
HornyGuy> I see the hair around your arsehole
HornyGuy> covered in shit-nuggets
ThaiGirl> WTF?!?!?!
HornyGuy> They stink really bad
ThaiGirl> OMG STOP!!!
HornyGuy> I get fed up with your ugly fat butt
HornyGuy> I tear off your wooden peg-leg
HornyGuy> and ram it up your arse!
ThaiGirl> U FUCKING PYSCHO!!!
HornyGuy> Then I pour hot caramel over your head
HornyGuy> and turn you into a fucking toffee-apple
HornyGuy> You like it, you little Thai pirate slut!
ThaiGirl> FUCK U ASSHOLE!!!
HornyGuy> I kick you in the face
HornyGuy> Your parrot flys away
HornyGuy> ...going limp again
HornyGuy> Hello?
HornyGuy> Say it!
>> ThaiGirl has left room #bangkokchat
HornyGuy> HAARRRRRR!!!!!

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#20117 - 12 Feb 06 08:12 Re: meet cewek goog looking for friendship dll
KuKuKaChu Moderator Offline
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Registered: 09 Oct 05
Posts: 10790
Loc: Centre of the Universe
Quote:
Originally posted by JakGirl:
...if your personality sux, then you arent good looking! if you're looking cewek for friends why have to be good looking? oh..maybe friends with benefit..I got it!
it's amazing how many people -- male and female -- haven't figured out that personalty is part and parcel of beauty. or at the very least, a good personality can considerably enhance what physical beauty you already have.
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#20118 - 12 Feb 06 10:07 Re: meet cewek goog looking for friendship dll
echost Offline
Member+

Registered: 07 Feb 06
Posts: 132
Loc: Jakarta
Quote:
Originally posted by JakGirl:
How good looking are you? hight/weight proportion? athletic? only cute face isnt consider good looking, oh yeah...if your personality sux, then you arent good looking! if you're looking cewek for friends why have to be good looking? oh..maybe friends with benefit..I got it!
Jak ..that's us ....do not broadcast pls ?
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#20119 - 12 Feb 06 21:59 Re: meet cewek goog looking for friendship dll
mal-indo Offline
Member+

Registered: 12 Feb 06
Posts: 55
Loc: malaysia & jakarta
Quote:
Originally posted by JakGirl:
How good looking are you? hight/weight proportion? athletic? only cute face isnt consider good looking, oh yeah...if your personality sux, then you arent good looking! if you're looking cewek for friends why have to be good looking? oh..maybe friends with benefit..I got it!

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#20120 - 12 Feb 06 22:02 Re: meet cewek goog looking for friendship dll
mal-indo Offline
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Registered: 12 Feb 06
Posts: 55
Loc: malaysia & jakarta
maybe you all got me wrong. try me then you'll know. no point just chat. i can be. contacted any. feel free then meet. says who???? ME. COOL AH

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#20121 - 13 Feb 06 07:20 Re: meet cewek goog looking for friendship dll
Polar Bear Offline
Pujangga Besar

Registered: 23 Nov 05
Posts: 6177
Quote:
Originally posted by KuKuKaChu:
it's amazing how many people -- male and female -- haven't figured out that personalty is part and parcel of beauty. or at the very least, a good personality can considerably enhance what physical beauty you already have.
Man with fat wallet = man with large personality

Man with two wallets = man wit hdual personality

Man with no wallet = loser

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#20122 - 13 Feb 06 16:14 Re: meet cewek goog looking for friendship dll
Jokie Jokie Girl Offline
Pujangga

Registered: 07 Nov 05
Posts: 2552
Loc: Central Jakarta
Quote:
Originally posted by mal-indo:
maybe you all got me wrong. try me then you'll know. no point just chat. i can be. contacted any. feel free then meet. says who???? ME. COOL AH
alaahhhhhhhhh, belagu kamu!
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#20123 - 14 Feb 06 14:10 Re: meet cewek goog looking for friendship dll
mal-indo Offline
Member+

Registered: 12 Feb 06
Posts: 55
Loc: malaysia & jakarta
pola without ais = no where
white without sun = dont give you any energy
me & you = prefect
hahahahahahahaha

belagu g. temu baru tau. anyway jokgirl this is english alright. NO INDONESIA WORDS

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