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#20060 - 19 Jan 06 14:42 How to speak about men/women and be "Politically Correct"
KuKuKaChu Moderator Offline
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How to speak about women and be "Politically Correct"

1. She is not a BABE or a CHICK - She is a BREASTED CITIZEN.
2. She is not EASY - She is HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.
3. She is not DUMB - She is a DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.
4. She has not BEEN AROUND - She is A PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED COMPANION.
5. She is not an AIRHEAD - She is REALITY IMPAIRED.
6. She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY - She gets CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED.
7. She is not HORNY - She is SEXUALLY FOCUSED.
8. She does not have BREAST IMPLANTS - She is MEDICALLY ENHANCED.
9. She does not NAG YOU - She becomes VERBALLY REPETITIVE.
10. She is not a SLUT - She is SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED.
11. She does not have PREMIER LEAGUE HOOTERS - She is PECTORALLY SUPERIOR.
12. She does not HAVE A MOUSTACHE - She is IN TOUCH WITH HER MASCULINE SIDE.
13. She is not a BAD COOK - She is MICROWAVE COMPATIBLE.

How to speak about men and be "Politically Correct"

1. He does not have a BEER GUT - He has a GRAIN BYPRODUCT STORAGE FACILITY.
2. He is not a BAD DANCER - He is OVERLY CAUCASIAN.
3. He does not GET LOST ALL THE TIME - He INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.
4. He is not a CRADLE SNATCHER - He SEEKS GENERATIONALLY DIFFERENTIAL RELATIONSHIPS.
5. He does not get FALLING-DOWN DRUNK - He is prone to INVOLUNTARY GRAVITATIONAL STABILITY SYNDROME.
6. He does not act like a TOTAL ASS - He develops a case of RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION.
7. He is not a MALE CHAUVINIST PIG - He has SWINE EMPATHY.
8. He is not afraid of COMMITMENT - He is MONOGAMOUSLY CHALLENGED
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#20061 - 19 Jan 06 14:49 Re: How to speak about men/women and be "Politically Correct"
juminten Offline
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How to speak about men and be "Politically Correct"
9. He is not a hot dude - he always taking a cold shower
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#20062 - 19 Jan 06 14:53 Re: How to speak about men/women and be "Politically Correct"
bronx_marauder Offline
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Registered: 21 Dec 05
Posts: 13
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LOL!

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#20063 - 19 Jan 06 16:35 Re: How to speak about men/women and be "Politically Correct"
Risad Gir Offline
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Registered: 09 Dec 05
Posts: 548
Loc: Surabaya
Quote:
Originally posted by JakGirl:
9. He is not a hot dude - he always taking a cold shower
Yep... your right.. It does make the penis shrink. frown
But ... it will lessen muscle soreness though.

You wanna take a shower with me JakGirl?
Don't bother to bring a washcloth, ok? wink
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#20064 - 19 Jan 06 21:38 Re: How to speak about men/women and be "Politically Correct"
cherry Offline
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Registered: 08 Nov 05
Posts: 1055
Loc: Indonesia
Quote:
Originally posted by KuKuKaChu:
How to speak about women and be "Politically Correct"

1. She is not a BABE or a CHICK - She is a BREASTED CITIZEN.
2. She is not EASY - She is HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.
3. She is not DUMB - She is a DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.
4. She has not BEEN AROUND - She is A PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED COMPANION.
5. She is not an AIRHEAD - She is REALITY IMPAIRED.
6. She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY - She gets CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED.
7. She is not HORNY - She is SEXUALLY FOCUSED.
8. She does not have BREAST IMPLANTS - She is MEDICALLY ENHANCED.
9. She does not NAG YOU - She becomes VERBALLY REPETITIVE.
10. She is not a SLUT - She is SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED.
11. She does not have PREMIER LEAGUE HOOTERS - She is PECTORALLY SUPERIOR.
12. She does not HAVE A MOUSTACHE - She is IN TOUCH WITH HER MASCULINE SIDE.
13. She is not a BAD COOK - She is MICROWAVE COMPATIBLE.

How to speak about men and be "Politically Correct"

1. He does not have a BEER GUT - He has a GRAIN BYPRODUCT STORAGE FACILITY.
2. He is not a BAD DANCER - He is OVERLY CAUCASIAN.
3. He does not GET LOST ALL THE TIME - He INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.
4. He is not a CRADLE SNATCHER - He SEEKS GENERATIONALLY DIFFERENTIAL RELATIONSHIPS.
5. He does not get FALLING-DOWN DRUNK - He is prone to INVOLUNTARY GRAVITATIONAL STABILITY SYNDROME.
6. He does not act like a TOTAL ASS - He develops a case of RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION.
7. He is not a MALE CHAUVINIST PIG - He has SWINE EMPATHY.
8. He is not afraid of COMMITMENT - He is MONOGAMOUSLY CHALLENGED
damnn...you're copying my words KuKu?
I wonder, how did you get it?

but..I disagree with no.8
"He is not afarid of Commitment-he is Monogamously challenged"..; it's the best answer for a men when he felt terpojok (apa sehh bahasa inggrisnya terpojok, tolong kasih tahu dong!!)by the environment especially in front of his wife..
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#20065 - 20 Jan 06 00:14 Re: How to speak about men/women and be "Politically Correct"
juminten Offline
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Registered: 08 Dec 05
Posts: 3870
Loc: disana-disini
Cherry,
he is not afraid of commitment - Monogamously challeged
in this case itu artinya sama..
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#20066 - 20 Jan 06 00:24 Re: How to speak about men/women and be "Politically Correct"
juminten Offline
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Registered: 08 Dec 05
Posts: 3870
Loc: disana-disini
Quote:
Originally posted by Risad Gir:
Quote:
Originally posted by JakGirl:
9. He is not a hot dude - he always taking a cold shower
Yep... your right.. It does make the penis shrink. frown But ... it will lessen muscle soreness though. You wanna take a shower with me JakGirl?
Don't bother to bring a washcloth, ok? wink
Thanks honey, but I already took my 45 min shower..Imagine what you could do in the 45 min shower wink
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#20067 - 20 Jan 06 00:57 Re: How to speak about men/women and be "Politically Correct"
Risad Gir Offline
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Registered: 09 Dec 05
Posts: 548
Loc: Surabaya
Quote:
Originally posted by cherry:
it's the best answer for a men when he felt terpojok (apa sehh bahasa inggrisnya terpojok, tolong kasih tahu dong!!)by the environment especially in front of his wife..
Terpojok?

You probably mean... When he is driven or pressed into a (tight) corner.
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#20068 - 20 Jan 06 02:37 Re: How to speak about men/women and be "Politically Correct"
juminten Offline
Pujangga Besar

Registered: 08 Dec 05
Posts: 3870
Loc: disana-disini
Oh dear..Richie, you have two girls kissing, who are they? damn..I want that tounge wink
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#20069 - 20 Jan 06 02:54 Re: How to speak about men/women and be "Politically Correct"
Risad Gir Offline
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Registered: 09 Dec 05
Posts: 548
Loc: Surabaya
What kissing girls? wink

I was only testing the capabilities of this forum... you like them huh? You want me to use them as avatar so you can watch them kissing some more?
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#20070 - 20 Jan 06 02:59 Re: How to speak about men/women and be "Politically Correct"
Risad Gir Offline
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Registered: 09 Dec 05
Posts: 548
Loc: Surabaya
Did you finish lunch already? knock knock! It was probably a quickie right? Aussie bastard! Lucky guy he his indeed wink
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#20071 - 20 Jan 06 10:33 Re: How to speak about men/women and be "Politically Correct"
juminten Offline
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Registered: 08 Dec 05
Posts: 3870
Loc: disana-disini
yeah you had a noti avatar earlier...!
I like a guy tounge...not into woman, unless in the kinda emergency..he..hehe!

Just got home, he wanted to go shopping in Beverly Hills..arrgghh! I hated it!
Noo..no quickie! I dropped him off at the airport, he off back for Sydney. And he'ill be living in New York, not LA.
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#20072 - 20 Jan 06 10:48 Re: How to speak about men/women and be "Politically Correct"
inggrit brown Offline
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Registered: 18 Oct 05
Posts: 398
Loc: Jakarta
Quote:
Originally posted by Risad Gir:
Did you finish lunch already? knock knock! It was probably a quickie right? Aussie bastard! Lucky guy he his indeed wink
I like Doing Quickie with Aussie bastard!
it's good you know. just 5, 10 or 15 mnts orgasm wink it is fun if we do in the sofa or dining table with the clothes on wink
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#20073 - 20 Jan 06 10:50 Re: How to speak about men/women and be "Politically Correct"
Polar Bear Offline
Pujangga Besar

Registered: 23 Nov 05
Posts: 6177
Quote:
Originally posted by JakGirl:
he off back for Sydney. And he'ill be living in New York, not LA.
I can meet him for a beer and we can discus you. ;-)

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#20074 - 20 Jan 06 10:55 Re: How to speak about men/women and be "Politically Correct"
juminten Offline
Pujangga Besar

Registered: 08 Dec 05
Posts: 3870
Loc: disana-disini
PB..you mean discussing about our togetherness?? the 3some thing wink that would be nice..
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#20075 - 20 Jan 06 11:10 Re: How to speak about men/women and be "Politically Correct"
Polar Bear Offline
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Registered: 23 Nov 05
Posts: 6177
No! Discuss things like:

Who makes you moan the loudest....

Who makes you orgasm the most....

Why you say Richard in your sleep.....

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#20076 - 20 Jan 06 11:42 Re: How to speak about men/women and be "Politically Correct"
cherry Offline
Member**

Registered: 08 Nov 05
Posts: 1055
Loc: Indonesia
Quote:
Originally posted by JakGirl:
Cherry,
he is not afraid of commitment - Monogamously challeged
in this case itu artinya sama..
ooooh...gitu ya... shocked
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#20077 - 13 Feb 06 10:39 Re: How to speak about men/women and be "Politically Correct"
juminten Offline
Pujangga Besar

Registered: 08 Dec 05
Posts: 3870
Loc: disana-disini
Quote:
Originally posted by Risad Gir:
What kissing girls? wink
I was only testing the capabilities of this forum... you like them huh? You want me to use them as avatar so you can watch them kissing some more?
Richie, I got a very noti pic (NOT me you horny bastard!) you might like it. I can send you one but you gonna spend too long in the shower thinking about my ass laugh
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#20078 - 13 Feb 06 12:00 Re: How to speak about men/women and be "Politically Correct"
Risad Gir Offline
Member*

Registered: 09 Dec 05
Posts: 548
Loc: Surabaya
Just send them baby... Let me compare them to yours :p
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#20079 - 14 Feb 06 06:12 Re: How to speak about men/women and be "Politically Correct"
juminten Offline
Pujangga Besar

Registered: 08 Dec 05
Posts: 3870
Loc: disana-disini
smile just did ! sure you gonna like it..
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#20080 - 14 Feb 06 06:27 Re: How to speak about men/women and be "Politically Correct"
Polar Bear Offline
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Registered: 23 Nov 05
Posts: 6177
HEY

What about my long showers?????

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