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#19754 - 23 Mar 06 15:41 What's gonna be written on your Tombstone
kumar Offline
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Registered: 08 Feb 06
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Loc: Jakarta
Mine is__ "What are you lookin' at..
YOU didn't visit me when I was alive"
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It was simply excellent, it was simply sensual, it was simply sublime.

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#19755 - 23 Mar 06 15:47 Re: What's gonna be written on your Tombstone
KuKuKaChu Moderator Offline
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Registered: 09 Oct 05
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"life sucks. death sucks even more."
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#19756 - 23 Mar 06 15:54 Re: What's gonna be written on your Tombstone
Dilli Offline
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Registered: 26 Feb 06
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Told you I was sick!
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#19757 - 23 Mar 06 15:57 Re: What's gonna be written on your Tombstone
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Registered: 21 Mar 06
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Mine is__ "Why do you fuck me Babe??"
YOU! you are not good in bed..."
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#19758 - 23 Mar 06 16:00 Re: What's gonna be written on your Tombstone
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One more alternative of mine__Died with his head on the key board, at a Porn site
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#19759 - 23 Mar 06 16:08 Re: What's gonna be written on your Tombstone
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Dead happily ever after smile
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#19760 - 23 Mar 06 16:19 Re: What's gonna be written on your Tombstone
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Quote:
Originally posted by Dilligaf:
Told you I was sick!
.................................i wanted you were in Coma......................................................................................
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#19761 - 23 Mar 06 16:31 Re: What's gonna be written on your Tombstone
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I didnt think it was loaded!

I didnt know she was married!

I thought she didnt mind!

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#19762 - 23 Mar 06 16:41 Re: What's gonna be written on your Tombstone
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Registered: 02 Dec 05
Posts: 1502
Loc: Jungle and cage ;)
You means nothing!!!!!
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#19763 - 23 Mar 06 19:30 Re: What's gonna be written on your Tombstone
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Come lie down down next to me babe.

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#19764 - 24 Mar 06 09:35 Re: What's gonna be written on your Tombstone
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Mine is "Go ahead you can uncross my legs now" :p
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#19765 - 24 Mar 06 12:11 Re: What's gonna be written on your Tombstone
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Quote:
Originally posted by wallet-digga':
Mine is "Go ahead you can uncross my legs now" :p
Can I can I

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#19766 - 24 Mar 06 12:15 Re: What's gonna be written on your Tombstone
KuKuKaChu Moderator Offline
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Registered: 09 Oct 05
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Quote:
Originally posted by g00f13:
Quote:
Originally posted by wallet-digga':
Mine is "Go ahead you can uncross my legs now" :p
Can I can I
there really is nothing worse than the sight of a grown man begging for sex.

except, of course, if it's from wallet-digga', which is understandable.
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#19767 - 24 Mar 06 12:19 Re: What's gonna be written on your Tombstone
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Quote:
Originally posted by g00f13:
Quote:
Originally posted by wallet-digga':
Mine is "Go ahead you can uncross my legs now" :p
Can I can I
Back to this topic, goofie, you can only do that when she's passed away... smile
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#19768 - 24 Mar 06 12:22 Re: What's gonna be written on your Tombstone
KuKuKaChu Moderator Offline
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"Rosebud"
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#19769 - 24 Mar 06 12:39 Re: What's gonna be written on your Tombstone
KuKuKaChu Moderator Offline
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Registered: 09 Oct 05
Posts: 10790
Loc: Centre of the Universe
"I knew this day would come."
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#19770 - 24 Mar 06 12:44 Re: What's gonna be written on your Tombstone
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Registered: 08 Dec 05
Posts: 3870
Loc: disana-disini
LOL..all of you hot dudes here are praying for me to die soon huh!
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#19771 - 24 Mar 06 12:50 Re: What's gonna be written on your Tombstone
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Posts: 739
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Quote:
Originally posted by wallet-digga':
LOL..all of you hot dudes here are praying for me to die soon huh!
No I don't that would be terrible. I just want to split those legs apart a bit. That's all. Simple request, isn't it Gek Ayu sayang?

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#19772 - 30 Mar 06 12:13 Re: What's gonna be written on your Tombstone
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Registered: 29 Mar 06
Posts: 1306
Loc: The Toon
"I can still fart"
"There is something stiff down here"
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#19773 - 30 Mar 06 12:23 Re: What's gonna be written on your Tombstone
Lulu Offline
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Registered: 19 Feb 06
Posts: 2226
Loc: Indonesia
Quote:
Originally posted by Magpie:
"I can still fart"
"There is something stiff down here"
Hey Magpie, the fart thing is mine! Read "most embarass sexual moment" topic. Don't you steal it from me...lol
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#19774 - 30 Mar 06 12:33 Re: What's gonna be written on your Tombstone
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Hey Magpie, the fart thing is mine! Read "most embarass sexual moment" topic. Don't you steal it from me...lol [/QB][/QUOTE]
Did you know that dead people can still pass wind (for a while after they die anyway"! Would love to know exactly what you were doing to be farting that much.... or do I?

another saying on my tombstone "Has she gone yet??"
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#19775 - 30 Mar 06 12:41 Re: What's gonna be written on your Tombstone
Lulu Offline
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Registered: 19 Feb 06
Posts: 2226
Loc: Indonesia
Quote:
Originally posted by Magpie:
Did you know that dead people can still pass wind (for a while after they die anyway"! Would love to know exactly what you were doing to be farting that much.... or do I?

another saying on my tombstone "Has she gone yet??" [/QUOTE]

Really? Where you get that?

Tombstone next to yours. "Oh okay then, i'm going...i'm going! I'll do my fart somewhere else!"
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#19776 - 30 Mar 06 12:45 Re: What's gonna be written on your Tombstone
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I have been told it many times, I think it is true. The "Has she gone yet" actually refers to my ex-wife, Laluna, not you sweety. Have a good morning/afternoon/evening and will be in touch tommorow

Laters

The Magpie
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#19777 - 30 Mar 06 15:09 Re: What's gonna be written on your Tombstone
Polar Bear Offline
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Registered: 23 Nov 05
Posts: 6177
Quote:
Originally posted by rubyenda:
Quote:
Originally posted by g00f13:
Quote:
Originally posted by wallet-digga':
Mine is "Go ahead you can uncross my legs now" :p
Can I can I
Back to this topic, goofie, you can only do that when she's passed away... smile
she is classed as clincally dead if she stops moving for 7 minutes......

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#19778 - 30 Mar 06 15:23 Re: What's gonna be written on your Tombstone
Dilli Offline
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Registered: 26 Feb 06
Posts: 8044
Loc: Nearest Bar
She is classed as clinically dead if the sex is the same and the dishes are not getting washed!
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