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#19729 - 09 Mar 06 17:40 Doctor Dave
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Doctor Dave had slept with one of his patients and felt guilty all day long.

No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he just couldn't.

The guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelming.

But every once in a while he'd hear an internal, reassuring voice in his head that said:

"Dave, don't worry about it. You aren't the first medical practitioner to sleep with one of their patients and you won't be the last."

"And you're single. Just let it go, Dave."

But invariably another voice in his head would bring him back to reality, whispering:


"Dave..............................


"Dave......................


"Dave............


"You're a veterinarian, you sick bastard."
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#19730 - 10 Mar 06 17:57 Re: Doctor Dave
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LOL...
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#19731 - 10 Mar 06 18:00 Re: Doctor Dave
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Didja see the guy here who was an ice head/investment banker who really DID go and buy bunnies from pet shops and..ahem...he said he communed with them through his third eye.THATS a new way of describing it....he was a new zealander actually. See we define that when they are famous for the wrong reason!
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#19732 - 13 Mar 06 20:22 Re: Doctor Dave
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so, would that mean that if one of my wives walked in while i was embedded deeply in a nubile young cewek, that i can just say that i'm communing with her with my third eye?

i'm sure they would understand.
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#19733 - 13 Mar 06 20:41 Re: Doctor Dave
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You were ministring some penetrating drilling exercise, were you not?

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#19734 - 15 Mar 06 17:50 Re: Doctor Dave
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Originally posted by KuKuKaChu:
so, would that mean that if one of my wives walked in while i was embedded deeply in a nubile young cewek, that i can just say that i'm communing with her with my third eye?

i'm sure they would understand.
"if one of my wives"
so,you had wife more than one, Kuku..
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how many? and are you strong enough?
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#19735 - 15 Mar 06 18:49 Re: Doctor Dave
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Kuku suka memadu... Wish I could be one of his 'madu' :p
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#19736 - 15 Mar 06 19:05 Re: Doctor Dave
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Kuku suka memadu... Wish I could be one of his 'madu' :p
Wow! You're a hot looking chicky-babe.

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#19737 - 15 Mar 06 19:42 Re: Doctor Dave
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Yes my baby has such a hot look wink
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#19738 - 15 Mar 06 21:37 Re: Doctor Dave
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Kuku suka memadu... Wish I could be one of his 'madu' :p
no probs. i'll send you an application form.
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#19739 - 15 Mar 06 23:05 Re: Doctor Dave
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Hello Kuku my darling, morning *smooch* to you!

Stop sending those forms out will you! I'm the number seven now, and only seeing you on Sundays.. smile
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#19740 - 16 Mar 06 06:28 Re: Doctor Dave
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Wow! Kuku has them line up and in order. How the hell did you do it mate? Any tips for a loser like me?

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#19741 - 16 Mar 06 07:51 Re: Doctor Dave
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if you have to ask for tips, then you are clearly not ready. i just do it. i don't ask "permission" from anybody. but you have to be ready to face the consequences.
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#19742 - 16 Mar 06 10:01 Re: Doctor Dave
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Originally posted by KuKuKaChu:
Quote:
Originally posted by BDPP:
Kuku suka memadu... Wish I could be one of his 'madu' :p
no probs. i'll send you an application form.
i think KUKU is Tawon.
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#19743 - 16 Mar 06 17:07 Re: Doctor Dave
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Wow! Kuku has them line up and in order. How the hell did you do it mate? Any tips for a loser like me?
you must be hot in the bed wink
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#19744 - 16 Mar 06 17:20 Re: Doctor Dave
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Quote:
Originally posted by KuKuKaChu:
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Originally posted by BDPP:
Kuku suka memadu... Wish I could be one of his 'madu' :p
no probs. i'll send you an application form.
i think KUKU is Tawon.
the "sting" you mean?
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#19745 - 16 Mar 06 18:30 Re: Doctor Dave
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oooh you remind me now of saomthing i really want again
minyak tawon, you know that one, its black colour and wangi amat.
My husband hate it but I love the smell.They only sell the fake one her.
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#19746 - 16 Mar 06 18:50 Re: Doctor Dave
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Minyak Tawon is usually used by Massage Ladies without Plus+ smile
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#19747 - 16 Mar 06 18:53 Re: Doctor Dave
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minyak tawon could give you a bit of a "sting" if used by a massage+ lady ...
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#19748 - 16 Mar 06 19:16 Re: Doctor Dave
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so its an obat? I love the smell so much!
What is plus+? Is it the " extra" service kind of plus?
Not so good for the sensitive part then eh???
Like mace LOL.
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#19749 - 16 Mar 06 19:16 Re: Doctor Dave
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Minyak Tawon could be another extra you've got apart from Teh Botol ya... wink
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#19750 - 16 Mar 06 19:22 Re: Doctor Dave
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LOL.
tapi saya lebih pada suka kopi tobruk ...minta tolong mbak? LOL.
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#19751 - 16 Mar 06 19:38 Re: Doctor Dave
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If you feel under the weather, nauseous, bitten by serangga (tawon, nyamuk, etc), Minyak Tawon is useful. It's also very good for real pijat. The smell isn't as good as aromatic oil but khasiatnya is very good.

Usually, Massage+ Ladies do NOT use it. They prefer using aromatic oil, lotion, or baby oil.

"Extra" service is deliberately done only to make your sensitive part happy wink
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#19752 - 16 Mar 06 20:05 Re: Doctor Dave
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Bukan nya minyak tawon itu utk pake kerok?

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#19753 - 16 Mar 06 20:11 Re: Doctor Dave
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Thanks for reminding me, Goof13. Yes, Minyak Tawon juga bisa dipakai untuk kerok (kerik). Minyak Tanah can be used for kerok instead. wink
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