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#19691 - 12 Feb 06 12:15 Happy Valentine's Day....
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..to you all!
lOVE...LOVE...LOVE..LOVE..LOVE..LOVE...no hate!
life is too short to enjoy, just be happy...*smooch*
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#19692 - 12 Feb 06 12:21 Re: Happy Valentine's Day....
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Happy valentine too for you honey ....i'll send you bunga ( deposito ) .... :p
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#19693 - 12 Feb 06 21:23 Re: Happy Valentine's Day....
KuKuKaChu Moderator Offline
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jakgal, if you'll be my valentine, i'll buy you a box of rapat wangi. bagaimana??
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#19694 - 13 Feb 06 00:15 Re: Happy Valentine's Day....
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Quote:
Originally posted by JakGirl:
..to you all!
lOVE...LOVE...LOVE..LOVE..LOVE..LOVE...no hate!
life is too short to enjoy, just be happy...*smooch*
Happy Valentine's Day Darling.. I'll give you a extra good lick tonight. :p *smooch*
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#19695 - 13 Feb 06 08:13 Re: Happy Valentine's Day....
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*smooch* to you all..!
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#19696 - 13 Feb 06 09:47 Re: Happy Valentine's Day....
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Kuku, I'm already wangi like roses darling, get me something else please..
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#19697 - 13 Feb 06 09:48 Re: Happy Valentine's Day....
juminten Offline
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Quote:
Originally posted by Risad Gir:
Quote:
Originally posted by JakGirl:
..to you all!
lOVE...LOVE...LOVE..LOVE..LOVE..LOVE...no hate!
life is too short to enjoy, just be happy...*smooch*
Happy Valentine's Day Darling.. I'll give you a extra good lick tonight. :p *smooch*
But you are very busy licking your hot "tukang pijat" honey..
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#19698 - 13 Feb 06 09:50 Re: Happy Valentine's Day....
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Originally posted by echost:
Happy valentine too for you honey ....i'll send you bunga ( deposito ) .... :p
Ohh..echost, will you marry me !
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#19699 - 13 Feb 06 10:02 Re: Happy Valentine's Day....
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There is no remedy for love but to love more...:)Happy valentine Day
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#19700 - 13 Feb 06 10:25 Re: Happy Valentine's Day....
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Happy Valentine Day for you all..

Any plans for tomorrow ? maybe go to candle-light dinner or made a romance rendezvous to your love ones ? wink

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#19701 - 13 Feb 06 12:44 Re: Happy Valentine's Day....
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Mcdonalds with a fat hooker....... smile

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#19702 - 13 Feb 06 12:46 Re: Happy Valentine's Day....
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what a nice valentis day you celebrate. so romantic PB...! wink
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#19703 - 13 Feb 06 12:48 Re: Happy Valentine's Day....
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Quote:
Originally posted by JakGirl:
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Originally posted by echost:
Happy valentine too for you honey ....i'll send you bunga ( deposito ) .... :p
Ohh..echost, will you marry me !
Jesh.....! Materialistic girl! :p
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#19704 - 13 Feb 06 12:55 Re: Happy Valentine's Day....
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Originally posted by inggrit brown:
what a nice valentis day you celebrate. so romantic PB...! wink
forget the romance, think of the cheap price.....

Hell I can afford to go to the movies afterwards smile

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#19705 - 13 Feb 06 13:00 Re: Happy Valentine's Day....
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Originally posted by inggrit brown:
[qb]QUOTE]Jesh.....! Materialistic girl! :p /qb]
Cemburu ni yeee smile
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#19706 - 13 Feb 06 14:24 Re: Happy Valentine's Day....
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Originally posted by KuKuKaChu:
jakgal, if you'll be my valentine, i'll buy you a box of rapat wangi. bagaimana??
HAHA...! :-)
it's been long time you know that P***y JakGirl is not Rapat and not wangi though wink
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#19707 - 13 Feb 06 14:27 Re: Happy Valentine's Day....
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Kuku, kamu orangnya keterlaluan...! masa valentines day mau kasih hadiah rapat wangi wink
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#19708 - 13 Feb 06 14:28 Re: Happy Valentine's Day....
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anyone who wants to celebrate Valentines day with me??
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#19709 - 13 Feb 06 14:36 Re: Happy Valentine's Day....
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A Big Mac and a quick hump????

OK, but we have ot be finished by 6;30 cos Im off to the movies smile

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#19710 - 13 Feb 06 14:40 Re: Happy Valentine's Day....
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are you in Jakarta PB?
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#19711 - 13 Feb 06 14:46 Re: Happy Valentine's Day....
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no honey, you have to fly to Sydney if you want se with me....... smile

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#19712 - 13 Feb 06 14:47 Re: Happy Valentine's Day....
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SEX
SEX
SEX
SEX
SEX

If you wnat SEX with me.....

Bloody X is sticking on this KB!!!!

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#19713 - 13 Feb 06 15:06 Re: Happy Valentine's Day....
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Accountants top eligible list
By Amy Fallon
February 13, 2006
SINGLE women wanting some romance this Valentine's Day may do well to develop an electrical fault in their house or have their tax done.

Author and KPMG demographer Bernard Salt - who last year declared that Australia was in the grip of a man drought - has now developed a "fella filter", to sort out those men who are not in the market from those who are.

Accountants top the list, which also includes a fair few tradesmen.

Nationwide, Mr Salt took 1.3 million men aged 25 to 34 and filtered out those who were married and in de facto or gay relationships.

Also gone are those who have children from a previous relationship and men who earn less than $60,000 a year.

The result - 86,000 single, unattached and wealthy young men.

To help women out even more, Mr Salt also organised them according to their top ten occupations.

Forget hanging out at the footy, thinking you'll meet the love of your life.

Australia's most eligible bachelors are office types, with a few tradesmen thrown in to spice things up.

Topping the list are accountants. The fella filter reveals there are currently 3460 eligible accountants.

This is followed by marketing manager, software designer, application and analyst programmer.

Even your local fitter or electrician could be the one, coming in at fifth and sixth respectively.

Next came the systems designer and management consultant, followed by the solicitor and general manager.

Mr Salt said the advice for single women was clear.

"Forget that shallow and narcissistic triathlete, ladies, and take up with the slightly podgy accountant," he says in a line from his book The Big Picture.

"Better prospects ladies, better prospects."

Mr Salt said all he'd done was confirm "that love is a numbers game".

"And if they (women) know what the numbers are, then they can better adjust their expectations," he said.

The women must then do their own filtering.

"It's up to you to filter out whether they're too short, too fat, too ugly..." Mr Salt said.

A population report by Mr Salt released last July showed that in the 12 months to 2004 there were more women than men in Australia in every age group between 29 and 55.

The hardest hit were the 30-somethings, with 20,000 fewer men than available women, his report said.

However, it is the men who are doing the filtering today, as they sort through arrays of chocolates and flowers in time for Valentine's Day.

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#19714 - 13 Feb 06 15:29 Re: Happy Valentine's Day....
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Posts: 122
Loc: Jakarta
15% of U.S. women send themselves flowers on Valentine's Day.

73% of people who buy flowers for Valentine's Day are men, while only 27 percent are women.

About 1 billion Valentine's Day cards are exchanged each year. That's the largest seasonal card-sending occasion of the year, next to Christmas.

About 3% of pet owners will give Valentine's Day gifts to their pets.

Alexander Graham Bell applied for his patent on the telephone, an "Improvement in Telegraphy", on Valentine's Day, 1876.

California produces 60 percent of American roses, but the vast number sold on Valentine's Day in the United States are imported, mostly from South America. Approximately 110 million roses, the majority red, will be sold and delivered within a three-day time period.

Cupid, another symbol of Valentines Day, became associated with it because he was the son of Venus, the Roman god of love and beauty. Cupid often appears on Valentine cards holding a bow and arrows because he is believed to use magical arrows to inspire feelings of love.
Valentine's Day is big business. Consumers will spend an average of $77.43 on Valentine's Day gifts this year. E-commerce retailers expect to rack up about $650 million in sales of food, candy, flowers, and other Valentine's Day gifts. Of that amount about $350 million will be for gifts and flowers and another $45 million will be spent on food (including chocolate) and wine.

In Wales, wooden love spoons were carved and given as gifts on February 14th. Hearts, keys and keyholes were favorite decorations on the spoons. The decoration meant, "You unlock my heart!"
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#19715 - 13 Feb 06 16:49 Re: Happy Valentine's Day....
Jokie Jokie Girl Offline
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Registered: 07 Nov 05
Posts: 2552
Loc: Central Jakarta
Quote:
Originally posted by lucille_ball:
Happy Valentine Day for you all..

Any plans for tomorrow ? maybe go to candle-light dinner or made a romance rendezvous to your love ones ? wink
just stay at bed room and make love with my computer wink
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