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#19517 - 23 Jan 06 08:40 Dirty Little Secret
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Registered: 10 Nov 05
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Did any of you have one of these dirty little secrets ? as for me :

1. I've once pee in the sink while on the train from KL to Singapore.. That is because I can not help myself again.. I've also once pee myself in the movie theather

2. I'm afraid taking the next step

3. I've once cheated on my final test

So do you have any embarrasing experience that become your little secret or any thing ? You are welcome to share here

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#19518 - 23 Jan 06 08:49 Re: Dirty Little Secret
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Did any of you have one of these dirty little secrets ? as for me :

I once farted in an elevator and blamed it on a guy in a wheel-chair
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#19519 - 23 Jan 06 11:14 Re: Dirty Little Secret
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dee wrote"
3. I've once cheated on my final test

I saw many-many Indo students cheated on their tests/exams. I often embarrased when people asked me about my nationality. All students who got caught cheated and kicked out from the class/school were Indonesians..
So, yeah..thats dirty!
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#19520 - 23 Jan 06 11:31 Re: Dirty Little Secret
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If I tell mine i will go to jail for a long time. But he deserved what he got.

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#19521 - 23 Jan 06 11:47 Re: Dirty Little Secret
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Last night I sneaked up into PB's bed, found a few panties! he must have been having 3or 4some! what a party animal!
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#19522 - 23 Jan 06 11:53 Re: Dirty Little Secret
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No Im a good Muslim!!!!

I dont drink, dont fornicate outside of marriage, dont smoke, dont masturbate, dont drink coffee or tea, and pray 5 times a day.

I am the only one here!

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#19523 - 23 Jan 06 12:00 Re: Dirty Little Secret
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haha.! since when PB? did you just convert to islam to marry Cherry?? well, you'll get more benefits to become a muslim, the good one is you can have 5 wives and 10 mistresses, 2 selingkuhan, and brothel girls after work!
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#19524 - 23 Jan 06 12:07 Re: Dirty Little Secret
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And wank myself stupid every night.....

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#19525 - 23 Jan 06 12:54 Re: Dirty Little Secret
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Quote:
Originally posted by JakGirl:
haha.! since when PB? did you just convert to islam to marry Cherry?? well, you'll get more benefits to become a muslim, the good one is you can have 5 wives and 10 mistresses, 2 selingkuhan, and brothel girls after work!
even cherry marry with Pola Bear, I don't want to ask him join to moslim, so don't waorry jakGal!
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#19526 - 23 Jan 06 12:57 Re: Dirty Little Secret
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but cherry, you might make me become HUMAN before you marry me smile

shave off my fur, paint my black nose pink, trim mt claws and wear a suit!

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#19527 - 23 Jan 06 12:58 Re: Dirty Little Secret
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Hey Cherry..I'm NOT worry! smile
it's not my business sayang
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#19528 - 23 Jan 06 13:03 Re: Dirty Little Secret
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Quote:
Originally posted by Polar Bear:
but cherry, you might make me become HUMAN before you marry me smile

shave off my fur, paint my black nose pink, trim mt claws and wear a suit!
PB, appearently it's never be! smile
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#19529 - 23 Jan 06 13:19 Re: Dirty Little Secret
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Im looking for my razor Cherry. Can you help shave my back?

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#19530 - 23 Jan 06 13:42 Re: Dirty Little Secret
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Quote:
Originally posted by Polar Bear:
Im looking for my razor Cherry. Can you help shave my back?
smile smile smile
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#19531 - 23 Jan 06 13:58 Re: Dirty Little Secret
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Actually, I have found a zip in the back of my PB suit. Inside I am a cute bule smile

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#19532 - 24 Jan 06 17:32 Re: Dirty Little Secret
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My secret is little and dirty...I sometimes put my rubbish in my neighbours bins when mine is full.......
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#19533 - 24 Jan 06 17:43 Re: Dirty Little Secret
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Quote:
Originally posted by dee:
1. I've once pee in the sink while on the train from KL to Singapore..
I think your dirty little secret is that your a banci... get the dick out pee in the sink standing up? he he he he laugh

hey Dee, you also like to wash your dick in the sink... its very favorable to be a man isnít it?
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#19534 - 24 Jan 06 18:25 Re: Dirty Little Secret
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Quote:
Originally posted by Risad Gir:
hey Dee, you also like to wash your dick in the sink... its very favorable to be a man isnít it?
wash it?

You mean I'm supposed to WASH IT?????

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#19535 - 24 Jan 06 23:44 Re: Dirty Little Secret
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May be dee's equipment is "rusak", why did she/he pee in the theater, they have many restrooms all over the building!
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#19536 - 25 Jan 06 00:30 Re: Dirty Little Secret
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Bocor kali... mmxnya wink
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#19537 - 25 Jan 06 12:04 Re: Dirty Little Secret
dee Offline
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Quote:
Originally posted by Risad Gir:
Quote:
Originally posted by dee:
1. I've once pee in the sink while on the train from KL to Singapore..
I think your dirty little secret is that your a banci... get the dick out pee in the sink standing up? he he he he laugh

hey Dee, you also like to wash your dick in the sink... its very favorable to be a man isnít it?
Hey you all cocksucker and vagina lovers.. So what if I had big dick or maybe none at all or maybe I'm transvestite and then so what mad Is anything in here must be connected with sex ? My point being here is try to establish things that are "out of box", so that people can communicate in english wisely (not talking about sex all the time) and maybe try to share their embarassing experience so that we can find out that people are also experiencing the same and do not need to be embarrased

And as for you Risad.. Yeah I had big dick.. you fat cocksucker... I'm out.. mad

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#19538 - 25 Jan 06 12:17 Re: Dirty Little Secret
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dee..we are joking around here baby! damn..RG made him realyy..really...realllyyy ANGRY!
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#19539 - 25 Jan 06 12:18 Re: Dirty Little Secret
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yeah..I'm a sucker for big sexy cox!
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#19540 - 25 Jan 06 16:51 Re: Dirty Little Secret
Jokie Jokie Girl Offline
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Registered: 07 Nov 05
Posts: 2552
Loc: Central Jakarta
Quote:
Originally posted by dee:
Quote:
Originally posted by Risad Gir:
Quote:
Originally posted by dee:
1. I've once pee in the sink while on the train from KL to Singapore..
I think your dirty little secret is that your a banci... get the dick out pee in the sink standing up? he he he he laugh

hey Dee, you also like to wash your dick in the sink... its very favorable to be a man isnít it?
Hey you all cocksucker and vagina lovers.. So what if I had big dick or maybe none at all or maybe I'm transvestite and then so what mad Is anything in here must be connected with sex ? My point being here is try to establish things that are "out of box", so that people can communicate in english wisely (not talking about sex all the time) and maybe try to share their embarassing experience so that we can find out that people are also experiencing the same and do not need to be embarrased

And as for you Risad.. Yeah I had big dick.. you fat cocksucker... I'm out.. mad
dee, dont be angry, that's a game! and that's all just for fun..dont go plz!
keep join here.. wink
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#19541 - 25 Jan 06 16:58 Re: Dirty Little Secret
Jokie Jokie Girl Offline
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Registered: 07 Nov 05
Posts: 2552
Loc: Central Jakarta
Quote:
Originally posted by JakGirl:
dee..we are joking around here baby! damn..RG made him realyy..really...realllyyy ANGRY!
sometimes, not almost of the people could understand what we're posting here..
we're from any backgrounds, I like dirty jokes, the most poeople here like dirty jokes but dee dislike dirty jokes..so that's why she was angry when she's reading the posts..


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