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#19125 - 27 Oct 05 10:22 wanted: hot chicks. apply within.
preman Offline
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Registered: 16 Oct 05
Posts: 31
Loc: Jakarta
why are there no hot chicks here who want to get it on with me?? am i a complete loser? even inggrit rejects me, that's how bad it is!

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#19126 - 27 Oct 05 16:15 Re: wanted: hot chicks. apply within.
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Registered: 20 Oct 05
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Loc: Central Jakarta
ngomong naon see? urang te nagrti? she reject you, because you're preman and soooo cruel, preman it's mean free man!

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#19127 - 27 Oct 05 16:37 Re: wanted: hot chicks. apply within.
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Registered: 19 Oct 05
Posts: 45
Loc: bekasi
joke for preman

IF u need ADVICE, message me. If u need FRIEND, call me. IF u need HELP, e-mail me. If u need MONEY, nomor yg anda tuju tidak dapat dihubungi terima kasih......... hehe

When i see baby, i remember "TEDDY BEAR DOLL".
When i see a little girl, i remember "BARBIE DOLL". But when i see u, i remember "PANADOL"
alias Udah lupa tuh, siapa ya??!!.hehehe

Orang Amerika kentut bilang, "EXCUSE ME". Orang Inggris kentut bilang, "PARDON ME". Orang Singapore kentut bilang, "I'M SORRY". Kalo Orang Indonesia kentut, pasti bilang, "NOT ME!! NOT ME...!"

have fun

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#19128 - 14 Nov 05 08:49 Re: wanted: hot chicks. apply within.
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Registered: 18 Oct 05
Posts: 398
Loc: Jakarta
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Originally posted by preman:
why are there no hot chicks here who want to get it on with me?? am i a complete loser? even inggrit rejects me, that's how bad it is!
i will be definately free next weekend. will you be my date?? no charge for you ;)but remember you can't touch me in public place!
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#19129 - 14 Nov 05 08:53 Re: wanted: hot chicks. apply within.
preman Offline
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Registered: 16 Oct 05
Posts: 31
Loc: Jakarta
Quote:
Originally posted by inggrit brown:
no charge for you ;)but remember you can't touch me in public place!
cool!! does that mean i can touch you in your private places?? wuhu!!!

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#19130 - 18 Nov 05 08:21 Re: wanted: hot chicks. apply within.
inggrit brown Offline
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Registered: 18 Oct 05
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Loc: Jakarta
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Originally posted by preman:
Quote:
Originally posted by inggrit brown:
no charge for you ;)but remember you can't touch me in public place!
cool!! does that mean i can touch you in your private places?? wuhu!!!
yes you can . but for each part of my body i have the price if you want to touch me in private place. :-D
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#19131 - 18 Nov 05 08:33 Re: wanted: hot chicks. apply within.
KuKuKaChu Moderator Offline
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Registered: 09 Oct 05
Posts: 10790
Loc: Centre of the Universe
Quote:
Originally posted by inggrit brown:
Quote:
Originally posted by preman:
Quote:
Originally posted by inggrit brown:
no charge for you ;)but remember you can't touch me in public place!
cool!! does that mean i can touch you in your private places?? wuhu!!!
yes you can . but for each part of my body i have the price if you want to touch me in private place. :-D
well, okay, as long as the prices are clearly marked on the relevant body part so i don't run up a big bill.

do you accept credit cards?
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#19132 - 28 Nov 05 15:18 Re: wanted: hot chicks. apply within.
inggrit brown Offline
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Registered: 18 Oct 05
Posts: 398
Loc: Jakarta
Quote:
Originally posted by KuKuKaChu:
Quote:
Originally posted by inggrit brown:
Quote:
Originally posted by preman:
</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="">quote:</font><hr /><font size="" face="">Originally posted by inggrit brown:
<strong> no charge for you ;)but remember you can't touch me in public place!
cool!! does that mean i can touch you in your private places?? wuhu!!!
yes you can . but for each part of my body i have the price if you want to touch me in private place. :-D
well, okay, as long as the prices are clearly marked on the relevant body part so i don't run up a big bill.

do you accept credit cards? </strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="" face="">Hey KUKUKACHU, that's OK. but first i would like to know what size is your "Salami" and what size is your Salami Enlargement...? :-)
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#19133 - 28 Nov 05 15:20 Re: wanted: hot chicks. apply within.
inggrit brown Offline
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Registered: 18 Oct 05
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Loc: Jakarta
sorry to dissapointed you My darl Kukukachu... i accept cash only ;-)
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#19134 - 30 Nov 05 17:54 Re: wanted: hot chicks. apply within.
KuKuLutus Offline
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Registered: 27 Nov 05
Posts: 94
Loc: Jakarta
Which part of you marked as 'Free' ? laugh
Only your Fist?
LOLZ

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#19135 - 30 Nov 05 17:56 Re: wanted: hot chicks. apply within.
KuKuLutus Offline
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Registered: 27 Nov 05
Posts: 94
Loc: Jakarta
Do you accept 'Uang Palsu', dear?

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#19136 - 07 Dec 05 15:42 Re: wanted: hot chicks. apply within.
inggrit brown Offline
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Registered: 18 Oct 05
Posts: 398
Loc: Jakarta
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Originally posted by KuKuLutus:
Do you accept 'Uang Palsu', dear?
if you give me uang palsu i will give you pussy palsu LOL wink
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#19137 - 07 Dec 05 17:07 Re: wanted: hot chicks. apply within.
KuKuLutus Offline
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Registered: 27 Nov 05
Posts: 94
Loc: Jakarta
Quote:
Originally posted by inggrit brown:
Quote:
Originally posted by KuKuLutus:
Do you accept 'Uang Palsu', dear?
if you give me uang palsu i will give you pussy palsu LOL wink
I will never know if it's a fake one....Coz I've never seen the real one of yours laugh

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Pussy Made of Silicon/Urethane is still more valuable than uang palsu....

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#19138 - 08 Dec 05 11:11 Re: wanted: hot chicks. apply within.
juminten Offline
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Registered: 08 Dec 05
Posts: 3870
Loc: disana-disini
Helloowww..all! kepiben kabare??
I am a brand new here, and I am a HOT burning chick!(artinya gosong...LOL!)I heard preman looking for a hot chick?? so preman why don't you come and get me wink
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#19139 - 08 Dec 05 11:18 Re: wanted: hot chicks. apply within.
preman Offline
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Registered: 16 Oct 05
Posts: 31
Loc: Jakarta
Quote:
Originally posted by JakGirl:
Helloowww..all! kepiben kabare??
I am a brand new here, and I am a HOT burning chick!(artinya gosong...LOL!)I heard preman looking for a hot chick?? so preman why don't you come and get me wink
where are you? in LA?? buy me a ticket (and visa!) and i'll be right over!

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#19140 - 09 Dec 05 15:32 Re: wanted: hot chicks. apply within.
inggrit brown Offline
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Registered: 18 Oct 05
Posts: 398
Loc: Jakarta
LA = Lenteng Agung
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