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#19034 - 29 Nov 05 13:36 New Year
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Anyone free on New Year? I need companion....

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#19035 - 29 Nov 05 14:55 Re: New Year
KuKuKaChu Moderator Offline
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i have a fridge that might want to keep you company. how do toasters feel about refrigerators?
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#19036 - 29 Nov 05 15:18 Re: New Year
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I prefer alive men (man)
Any idea?

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#19037 - 29 Nov 05 16:01 Re: New Year
KuKuKaChu Moderator Offline
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Quote:
Originally posted by vel:
I prefer alive men (man)
Any idea?
dasar cerewet.

well, okay, i know some men.

but, they are all married. and they drink, smoke, gamble, eat pork, and are quite old. they don't have no money, either.

so, how about it?? shall i call one of them for you?
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#19038 - 30 Nov 05 09:28 Re: New Year
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eat pork is fine cerewet!
drink is fine cerewet!
smoke is fine cerewet!
but i want him (them) under 45 y/o SINGLE!
and I have no inquire of money!! I have my own money, unless they're trying tobe gentlemen then I don't mind

So...u are married, drink, smoke, gmable, eat pork, old,and no money too?

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#19039 - 30 Nov 05 09:34 Re: New Year
KuKuKaChu Moderator Offline
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Quote:
Originally posted by vel:
So...u are married, drink, smoke, gmable, eat pork, old,and no money too?
i don't drink, smoke, gamble or eat pork. i have money. and i am 29, sort of.

but i don't go out with toasters. i draw the line at microwave ovens. we all have standards, don't we?
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#19040 - 30 Nov 05 10:00 Re: New Year
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I thought you were dragon

I'm a slimmy nice toaster. I can change my color and I'm so cooperate!!
Is it help?

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#19041 - 30 Nov 05 10:31 Re: New Year
KuKuKaChu Moderator Offline
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Quote:
Originally posted by vel:
I thought you were dragon

I'm a slimmy nice toaster. I can change my color and I'm so cooperate!!
Is it help?
yeah, well even dragons have standards.

basically, i'm just not a toaster man; too hot for me. and those pop-up twin slots freak me out; they always go off at the most inopportune moments.

maybe i could fix you up with a randy rice cooker? keep to your own kind, and all that.
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#19042 - 30 Nov 05 13:17 Re: New Year
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hallow guys, the topic is New year, but why you discussed about toaster and dragon?
for Vel, you need old man, many wandring old men in Jakarta that needed the warmer like toaster! so, I think it's not very difucult to find them...

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#19043 - 30 Nov 05 13:26 Re: New Year
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Registered: 29 Nov 05
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Loc: Jakarta
Quote:
Originally posted by KuKuKaChu:
Quote:
Originally posted by vel:
I thought you were dragon

I'm a slimmy nice toaster. I can change my color and I'm so cooperate!!
Is it help?
yeah, well even dragons have standards.

basically, i'm just not a toaster man; too hot for me. and those pop-up twin slots freak me out; they always go off at the most inopportune moments.

maybe i could fix you up with a randy rice cooker? keep to your own kind, and all that.
Aaaah..whatever...just get me NICE companion (s) and i'll give you credit for that

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#19044 - 30 Nov 05 13:32 Re: New Year
Booty Lover Offline
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Registered: 17 Nov 05
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Loc: Jakarta
I prefer my toaster to have THREE warm slots

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#19045 - 30 Nov 05 14:06 Re: New Year
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Registered: 14 Nov 05
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men are so demanding!
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#19046 - 30 Nov 05 17:06 Re: New Year
KuKuLutus Offline
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Registered: 27 Nov 05
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Loc: Jakarta
Quote:
Originally posted by i_beth:
men are so demanding!
Yeah.. Men are so demanding..so what gitu loch?!
So Bend ova pleaseeee wink :p

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#19047 - 30 Nov 05 17:40 Re: New Year
KuKuLutus Offline
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Registered: 27 Nov 05
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Loc: Jakarta
Quote:
Originally posted by vel:
Anyone free on New Year? I need companion....
I'll ask my Wife first laugh wink :p

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#19048 - 01 Dec 05 13:26 Re: New Year
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Registered: 29 Nov 05
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Quote:
Originally posted by vel:

but i want him (them) under 45 y/o SINGLE!
CAN YOU READ???

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#19049 - 02 Dec 05 07:48 Re: New Year
KuKuKaChu Moderator Offline
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Registered: 09 Oct 05
Posts: 10790
Loc: Centre of the Universe
jeez ... so fussy.
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#19050 - 02 Dec 05 12:06 Re: New Year
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Registered: 29 Nov 05
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Loc: Jakarta
blah!

what is ++ after your member? i wanna have +++, what should i do for that? post more? more fussy??

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#19051 - 02 Dec 05 12:11 Re: New Year
KuKuKaChu Moderator Offline
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Registered: 09 Oct 05
Posts: 10790
Loc: Centre of the Universe
Quote:
Originally posted by vel:
blah!

what is ++ after your member? i wanna have +++, what should i do for that? post more? more fussy??
++ is VAT (PPn) 10% plus service charge 11%.

to get a ++ after your name you have to have a personal tax number (NPWP pribadi).
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#19052 - 02 Dec 05 13:09 Re: New Year
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Registered: 29 Nov 05
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And what tax number have to do with tis site? Silly

If it because u are moderator, then i really want to know what the heck is moderator doing to keep tis site nice and friendly??
All people here only talk bout sex sex sex and the plus plus member even more bitchy than ordinary member
Or is it bitchy JakChat?? Any Phone number??
blah

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#19053 - 02 Dec 05 15:00 Re: New Year
KuKuKaChu Moderator Offline
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Registered: 09 Oct 05
Posts: 10790
Loc: Centre of the Universe
Quote:
Originally posted by vel:
And what tax number have to do with tis site? Silly
tax numbers are cool. everyone should get one.

Quote:
If it because u are moderator, then i really want to know what the heck is moderator doing to keep tis site nice and friendly??
All people here only talk bout sex sex sex and the plus plus member even more bitchy than ordinary member
Or is it bitchy jakchat??
but, you're also talking about sex! weren't you looking for a date for New Year's?!

and now, you're bitching about it!! smile

Quote:
Any Phone number?? blah
are you wanting to proposition me??
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#19054 - 02 Dec 05 15:19 Re: New Year
vel Offline
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Registered: 29 Nov 05
Posts: 31
Loc: Jakarta
Quote:
Originally posted by KuKuKaChu:
but, you're also talking about sex! weren't you looking for a date for New Year's?!

and now, you're bitching about it!! smile
Cos i know no one will warn me
no one will ban me
no one will kick me out
no one will censor me
tis forum is hell free!!
All the moderator are bitchy..then people will do sex transaction here. Maybe later you will put transaction form. How nice

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#19055 - 02 Dec 05 15:35 Re: New Year
KuKuKaChu Moderator Offline
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Registered: 09 Oct 05
Posts: 10790
Loc: Centre of the Universe
well, don't assume that just because you are free to say pretty much anything you want that the moderator -- whoever that might be wink -- won't intervene if people start to be nasty to one another!

as long as you're nice -- at least most of the time! -- you won't be censored on this message board!
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#19056 - 02 Dec 05 15:45 Re: New Year
vel Offline
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Registered: 29 Nov 05
Posts: 31
Loc: Jakarta
Quote:
Originally posted by KuKuKaChu:
as long as you're nice -- at least most of the time! -- you won't be censored on this message board!
Never see any censor here even so many people talking bitchy!! Oh maybe talking bitchy is NICE!
Alright i'll be NICE


This is cool...
Oh don't forget: transaction form.
You may get profit if people do sex transaction here...or maybe you need to build phonesex hotline too...Oh or maybe you already have it??

Is that you gave a phone number on my private messg? What will i get If I call you?

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#19057 - 02 Dec 05 15:51 Re: New Year
KuKuKaChu Moderator Offline
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Registered: 09 Oct 05
Posts: 10790
Loc: Centre of the Universe
Quote:
Originally posted by vel:
This is cool...
Oh don't forget: transaction form.
You may get profit if people do sex transaction here...or maybe you need to build phonesex hotline too...Oh or maybe you already have it??
phone sex hotline? can't see the need myself ... tell you what, i'll get the phone line, but you have to answer it, 24/7, okay? mudah2an kamu punya suara yang sexy wink

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Is that you gave a phone number on my private messg? What will i get If I call you?
you'll get the international complaints department.
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#19058 - 02 Dec 05 15:56 Re: New Year
KuKuLutus Offline
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Registered: 27 Nov 05
Posts: 94
Loc: Jakarta
Hahahhaa... kukukachu n toaster are so entertaining...
do you 'always' hate each other?
do you 'always' fight and never get along? smile )
Keep Fighting...! :p

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