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#1881 - 28 Mar 06 14:06 Your career personalities & the meaning
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1. Outgoing personality = Always going out of the office
2. Great Presentation Skills = Able to bullshit
3. Good Communication Skills= Spend lots of time on the phone
4. Work is first priority = Too ugly to get a date
5. Active Socially = Drinks a lot
6. Independent worker = Nobody knows what he/she does
7. Quick thinking = Offers plausible excuses
8. Careful thinker = Won't make any decision
9. Uses logic on difficult jobs = Gets someone else to do it
10. Expresses themselves well = Speaks english
11. Meticulous attention to detail = A nit picker
12. Has leadership qualities = Is tall or has a louder voice
13. Exceptionally good judgement = Lucky
14. Keen sense of humour = knows a lot of dirty jokes
15. Career minded = Back stabber
16. Loyal = Can't get a job anywhere else
17. Plans for promotion/advancement = buys drinks for all the boys
18. Relaxed Attitude = Sleeps at desk
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#1882 - 28 Mar 06 14:19 Re: Your career personalities & the meaning
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Sounds like me! All of them!
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#1883 - 28 Mar 06 14:31 Re: Your career personalities & the meaning
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Ruby, why you know what the feeling of the heart!!Damn!!! I'm late, but its nice dear.
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#1884 - 28 Mar 06 14:44 Re: Your career personalities & the meaning
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MT, where have u been?

Sleeping at your desk? smile
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#1885 - 28 Mar 06 14:59 Re: Your career personalities & the meaning
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Hi Ruby, I'm here, just back from the "battle", hahaha yep sleeping on the desk while I'm dreaming about me and my boss had make love together........just imagine you and Dili on the tree...lol
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#1886 - 28 Mar 06 15:18 Re: Your career personalities & the meaning
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Why me and Dilli?

He's in Jkt, I am in the jungle..it's mission impossible smile
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#1887 - 28 Mar 06 15:21 Re: Your career personalities & the meaning
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Need pretty long ropes swing that distance!
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#1888 - 28 Mar 06 15:46 Re: Your career personalities & the meaning
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Feeling better now, off for a beer!
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#1889 - 28 Mar 06 17:03 Re: Your career personalities & the meaning
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No need the distance to get pleasure honey wink
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#1890 - 28 Mar 06 17:08 Re: Your career personalities & the meaning
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U mean phone sex? wink
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#1891 - 28 Mar 06 17:20 Re: Your career personalities & the meaning
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Yes, it could be the one
Or just sending email each other and contents of hot stuff or talking.
Well this chat site is the one too .... smile
What your plan tonight Ruby? Must be so fun, can I join with you? wink
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#1892 - 28 Mar 06 17:27 Re: Your career personalities & the meaning
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hallloowww guys...jokgirl here...

hello my booby...how's your day smile

tampangmu galak sekali wink
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#1893 - 28 Mar 06 17:36 Re: Your career personalities & the meaning
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Halo sayangku, belahan hatiku how are you baby? Where have you been? I miss you so much Lina....
Please don't leave me again.....
Hehehe, iya nih habis ber "swing" ria sama Ruby, I'm too enjoyed and didn't realize, I just fall from the tree, miss you......muaaaaaaaahhh
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#1894 - 28 Mar 06 18:14 Re: Your career personalities & the meaning
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hi girls

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#1895 - 28 Mar 06 18:17 Re: Your career personalities & the meaning
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Quote:
Originally posted by rubyenda:
U mean phone sex? wink
hallow I'm a guy, sometimes used phone sex for my desire wink any girls here want give the number phone to me smile

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#1896 - 28 Mar 06 18:28 Re: Your career personalities & the meaning
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Quote:
Originally posted by diegenz:
hi girls
Hi Diegenz, or can I just call you Dieg....
welcome newbie, by the way dari dunia mana kamu berasal? smile
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#1897 - 28 Mar 06 18:28 Re: Your career personalities & the meaning
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Quote:
Originally posted by Macan Tutul:
Halo sayangku, belahan hatiku how are you baby? Where have you been? I miss you so much Lina....
Please don't leave me again.....
Hehehe, iya nih habis ber "swing" ria sama Ruby, I'm too enjoyed and didn't realize, I just fall from the tree, miss you......muaaaaaaaahhh
aduhhh..my booby plz dehhhh..
I never let you alone my big booby again... :p wink
keep enjoying bab, as long you didn't forget your works... smile
btw...jangan-jangan kita sering ketemu pas makan siang ya..aku suka makan siang di Menteng atau di sarinah.. smile


muaaaaaahhhhhhhh too Ana
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#1898 - 28 Mar 06 18:32 Re: Your career personalities & the meaning
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Quote:
Originally posted by Macan Tutul:
Quote:
Originally posted by diegenz:
hi girls
Hi Diegenz, or can I just call you Dieg....
welcome newbie, by the way dari dunia mana kamu berasal? smile
tentu saja tiger, you can call any as you wish smile
aku dari dunia di mana kamu berada wink

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#1899 - 28 Mar 06 18:40 Re: Your career personalities & the meaning
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Hehehe, aduh belahan hatiku, kamu selalu tahu apa yg ada dihatiku, pikiranku........you make me horny babe............muaaahhhhhhh juga Lina sayang.Iya ya maybe, thank you baby.

Hehehe, ok dech Mr.Dieg, have enjoy here babe, let's have fun.....:-)

Ok guys, I'm ready to go now, but I'll come back tomorrow, I need to go back to the tree :-)Muaaaahhhh for all the people....
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#1900 - 28 Mar 06 18:43 Re: Your career personalities & the meaning
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Posts: 2552
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Quote:
Originally posted by Macan Tutul:
Hehehe, aduh belahan hatiku, kamu selalu tahu apa yg ada dihatiku, pikiranku........you make me horny babe............muaaahhhhhhh juga Lina sayang.Iya ya maybe, thank you baby.

Hehehe, ok dech Mr.Dieg, have enjoy here babe, let's have fun.....:-)

Ok guys, I'm ready to go now, but I'll come back tomorrow, I need to go back to the tree :-)Muaaaahhhh for all the people....
bubaran kantor ya cin...
you look so bussy to go...ok dehhh
see you tomorrow..dont' forget your booby plz..I love it wink
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#1901 - 28 Mar 06 19:57 Re: Your career personalities & the meaning
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Quote:
Originally posted by diegenz:
Quote:
Originally posted by rubyenda:
U mean phone sex? wink
hallow I'm a guy, sometimes used phone sex for my desire wink any girls here want give the number phone to me smile
Give your number first, put your sexy sausage picture, all the girls will call you smile
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#1902 - 28 Mar 06 20:00 Re: Your career personalities & the meaning
D'ruby Offline
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Quote:
Originally posted by Macan Tutul:
Yes, it could be the one
Or just sending email each other and contents of hot stuff or talking.
Well this chat site is the one too .... smile
What your plan tonight Ruby? Must be so fun, can I join with you? wink
Nah, I have tried hot email, phone sex, sexy webcam, still...I prefer the real thing smile
Tonight...just reading Cosmo, 'sex academy' wink
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#1903 - 28 Mar 06 20:14 Re: Your career personalities & the meaning
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E-Mail, Phone Sex (what is that?) Webcam (?) The real thing, does that mean you (do things to yourself with your mobile ? )Sex Academy, (do we need lessons?)Must be hell in the jungle?
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#1904 - 28 Mar 06 20:19 Re: Your career personalities & the meaning
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I am in the jungle with high-tech smile wink

The real thing = the real sausage dong... :p
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#1905 - 28 Mar 06 20:22 Re: Your career personalities & the meaning
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What time is the next flight? (What does Dong mean)?
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