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#18039 - 20 Feb 06 00:32 Is theory of "Men from Mars and Women from Venus" really true?
Lulu Offline
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Registered: 19 Feb 06
Posts: 2226
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Check this story emailed to me

We really aren't that different!

I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart. FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my wife and I were getting into bed. The passion starts to heat up, when she eventually says "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me." I said "WHAT??!! What was that?!" So she says the words that every husband on the planet dreads to hear..."You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?" Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep...
The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take
so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said lets get a pair for each outfit. We went onto the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you...she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey." She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, "I think this is all dear, let's go to the cashier."
I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel like it." Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled WHAT?!" ! ! I then said "honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman." And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?"

Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either.
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#18040 - 19 Apr 06 16:49 Re: Is theory of "Men from Mars and Women from Venus" really true?
Jokie Jokie Girl Offline
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women from venus, men from women...
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#18041 - 19 Apr 06 17:20 Re: Is theory of "Men from Mars and Women from Venus" really true?
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Quote:
Originally posted by jokgirl:
women from venus, men from women...
And Polar Bears are sent from Heaven!

(Oilmen are all from Hell!)

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#18042 - 19 Apr 06 17:36 Re: Is theory of "Men from Mars and Women from Venus" really true?
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And Ruby from the jungle...I better go alone for shopping and take everything I want smile

No Men No Cry
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#18043 - 19 Apr 06 18:13 Re: Is theory of "Men from Mars and Women from Venus" really true?
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Quote:
Originally posted by rubyenda:
And Ruby from the jungle...I better go alone for shopping and take everything I want smile

No Men No Cry
no men no cry..no women no sex, and no money NO-DONG wink
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#18044 - 19 Apr 06 18:23 Re: Is theory of "Men from Mars and Women from Venus" really true?
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And - NO Polar Bear, No SAUSAGE!!!!!!

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#18045 - 19 Apr 06 18:24 Re: Is theory of "Men from Mars and Women from Venus" really true?
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Quote:
Originally posted by rubyenda:
And Ruby from the jungle...I better go alone for shopping and take everything I want smile

No Men No Cry
An excert from Bob Marley;

No, woman, no cry;
No, woman, no cry;
No, woman, no cry;
No, woman, no cry.

Said - said - said: I remember when we used to sit
In the government yard in trenchtown,
Oba - obaserving the íypocrites
As they would mingle with the good people we meet.
Good friends we have, oh, good friends weíve lost
Along the way.
In this great future, you canít forget your past;
So dry your tears, I seh.

No, woman, no cry;
No, woman, no cry.
íere, little darliní, donít shed no tears:
No, woman, no cry.

Said - said - said: I remember when-a we used to sit
In the government yard in trenchtown.
And then georgie would make the fire lights,
As it was logwood burniní through the nights.
Then we would cook cornmeal porridge,
Of which Iíll share with you;
My feet is my only carriage,
So Iíve got to push on through.
But while Iím gone, I mean:
Everythingís gonna be all right!
Everythingís gonna be all right!
Everythingís gonna be all right!
Everythingís gonna be all right!
I said, everythingís gonna be all right-a!
Everythingís gonna be all right!
Everythingís gonna be all right, now!
Everythingís gonna be all right!

So, woman, no cry;
No - no, woman - woman, no cry.
Woman, little sister, donít shed no tears;
No, woman, no cry.

I remember when we used to sit
In the government yard in trenchtown.
And then georgie would make the fire lights,
As it was logwood burniní through the nights.
Then we would cook cornmeal porridge,
Of which Iíll share with you;
My feet is my only carriage,
So Iíve got to push on through.
But while Iím gone:

No, woman, no cry;
No, woman, no cry.
Woman, little darliní, say donít shed no tears;
No, woman, no cry.

Eh! (little darliní, donít shed no tears!
No, woman, no cry.
Little sister, donít shed no tears!
No, woman, no cry.)

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#18046 - 19 Apr 06 18:26 Re: Is theory of "Men from Mars and Women from Venus" really true?
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Goofie's singing...I love your voice smile
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#18047 - 19 Apr 06 18:28 Re: Is theory of "Men from Mars and Women from Venus" really true?
Jokie Jokie Girl Offline
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horeeee....very nice g00f13..
I want more...
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#18048 - 19 Apr 06 18:35 Re: Is theory of "Men from Mars and Women from Venus" really true?
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can't have more I'm afraid. I can't even sing properly. Suara serak-serak ember. The ember probably has better voice than me.

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#18049 - 19 Apr 06 18:37 Re: Is theory of "Men from Mars and Women from Venus" really true?
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Quote:
Originally posted by g00f13:
can't have more I'm afraid. I can't even sing properly. Suara serak-serak ember. The ember probably has better voice than me.
ko ruby sama jokgirl bisa denger suara loe ya?
tapi gue ngga?
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#18050 - 19 Apr 06 18:41 Re: Is theory of "Men from Mars and Women from Venus" really true?
D'ruby Offline
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pake speaker dong say laugh
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#18051 - 19 Apr 06 18:46 Re: Is theory of "Men from Mars and Women from Venus" really true?
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Quote:
Originally posted by cherry:
Quote:
Originally posted by g00f13:
can't have more I'm afraid. I can't even sing properly. Suara serak-serak ember. The ember probably has better voice than me.
ko ruby sama jokgirl bisa denger suara loe ya?
tapi gue ngga?
Kalo ama Cherry kan mendesah-desah.

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#18052 - 19 Apr 06 18:53 Re: Is theory of "Men from Mars and Women from Venus" really true?
cherry Offline
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Quote:
Originally posted by rubyenda:
pake speaker dong say laugh
gimana gue mau pake speaker, kalo speakernya dipegangin terus sama g00f13 wink
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#18053 - 19 Apr 06 19:39 Re: Is theory of "Men from Mars and Women from Venus" really true?
D'ruby Offline
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Makanya jangan taruh di bawah, can't take his hand off smile
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#18054 - 19 Apr 06 19:52 Re: Is theory of "Men from Mars and Women from Venus" really true?
Lulu Offline
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Registered: 19 Feb 06
Posts: 2226
Loc: Indonesia
Lho...if get to put it up, then it become horn?! smile
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#18055 - 19 Apr 06 20:27 Re: Is theory of "Men from Mars and Women from Venus" really true?
Dilli Offline
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Registered: 26 Feb 06
Posts: 8044
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Come on, get real! Us poor non bahasa speakers do not have a chance! Whose hand, Bob Marley is dead!
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#18056 - 19 Apr 06 20:51 Re: Is theory of "Men from Mars and Women from Venus" really true?
g00f13 Offline
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Quote:
Originally posted by rubyenda:
Makanya jangan taruh di bawah, can't take his hand off smile
Because it's close to the heaven's gate.

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#18057 - 19 Apr 06 20:52 Re: Is theory of "Men from Mars and Women from Venus" really true?
Lulu Offline
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Registered: 19 Feb 06
Posts: 2226
Loc: Indonesia
LOL.......
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#18058 - 19 Apr 06 20:54 Re: Is theory of "Men from Mars and Women from Venus" really true?
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Quote:
Originally posted by Dilligaf:
Come on, get real! Us poor non bahasa speakers do not have a chance! Whose hand, Bob Marley is dead!
Don't worry Dilli. I was just complaining that my arse didn't have as much air time as yours. The girls said that mine is not as sexy as yours. So there you have I'll keep my arse to myself from now on.

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#18059 - 19 Apr 06 20:55 Re: Is theory of "Men from Mars and Women from Venus" really true?
Dilli Offline
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I still want to know whose hand is it!
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#18060 - 19 Apr 06 20:57 Re: Is theory of "Men from Mars and Women from Venus" really true?
Lulu Offline
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Registered: 19 Feb 06
Posts: 2226
Loc: Indonesia
Quote:
Originally posted by Dilligaf:
I still want to know whose hand is it!
Hints: Look who busy defending him self now! :p , and forgeting my sexy lips....
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#18061 - 19 Apr 06 21:01 Re: Is theory of "Men from Mars and Women from Venus" really true?
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Posts: 739
Loc: earth
Quote:
Originally posted by laluna:
Quote:
Originally posted by Dilligaf:
I still want to know whose hand is it!
Hints: Look who busy defending him self now! :p , and forgeting my sexy lips....
I'm not forgetting your sexy lips one bit. It's forever tattooed on my brainless head.

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#18062 - 19 Apr 06 21:04 Re: Is theory of "Men from Mars and Women from Venus" really true?
Dilli Offline
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Registered: 26 Feb 06
Posts: 8044
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Sexy Arse, Hmmm, its definately not mine! I am sitting on the 12th floor of ther Regent Hotel in S'pore (vey nice it is too), bored shitless! Check out at 07:00 hrs tomorrow to catch the 09:00 SIA home and then back to the usual.

Better move to the 4 floors of whores now or the good looking ones wil be gone!
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#18063 - 19 Apr 06 21:11 Re: Is theory of "Men from Mars and Women from Venus" really true?
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Registered: 12 Nov 05
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Loc: earth
Any reprieve on this high oil prices Dilli?

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