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#18022 - 24 Nov 05 10:52 Questions for those who [happily] married...
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How did you know if he/she is the one?

Did you feel any zsa zsa zsu (that special something that gives you butterflies in the tummy) everytime you see him/her?
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#18023 - 24 Nov 05 11:00 Re: Questions for those who [happily] married...
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Originally posted by fuselage:
How did you know if he/she is the one?

Did you feel any zsa zsa zsu (that special something that gives you butterflies in the tummy) everytime you see him/her?
ummm, yeah, but i figured it was probably that dodgey rendang I ate for lunch.
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#18024 - 24 Nov 05 11:01 Re: Questions for those who [happily] married...
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Originally posted by fuselage:
aya... webbie, you're ruining my "lovey-dovey" mood! Hahaha laugh
"love"?! bah, humbug!
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#18025 - 24 Nov 05 11:02 Re: Questions for those who [happily] married...
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hahaha... deleted. :p
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#18026 - 24 Nov 05 11:03 Re: Questions for those who [happily] married...
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oh, and what's wrong with "love"
don't you believe that the word love is really exist?
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#18027 - 24 Nov 05 11:11 Re: Questions for those who [happily] married...
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oh, and what's wrong with "love"
don't you believe that the word love is really exist?
"love" is an illusion; a biological self-deception. anyone who says they are "in love" is seriously sick!
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#18028 - 24 Nov 05 11:16 Re: Questions for those who [happily] married...
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Originally posted by KuKuKaChu:
"love" is an illusion; a biological self-deception. anyone who says they are "in love" is seriously sick!
Hmm... I hate to say this but you're prolly right... and that explains the feeling of butterflies in the tummy *nodz*
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#18029 - 24 Nov 05 11:30 Re: Questions for those who [happily] married...
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Quote:
Originally posted by fuselage:
oh, and what's wrong with "love"
don't you believe that the word love is really exist?
"love" is an illusion; a biological self-deception. anyone who says they are "in love" is seriously sick!
oh noo...i think i love you now....*tearing*
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#18030 - 24 Nov 05 15:13 Re: Questions for those who [happily] married...
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Love: The feeling you get as you open the Ayams wings and she opens your wallet :-)

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#18031 - 24 Nov 05 15:20 Re: Questions for those who [happily] married...
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Originally posted by rosco:
Love: The feeling you get as you open the Ayams wings and she opens your wallet :-)
pock-pock-pock... laugh

Why are we being so cynical... Ayams have feeling too, you know? Hahahaha
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#18032 - 24 Nov 05 15:45 Re: Questions for those who [happily] married...
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The only feeling an Ayam knows is when the mouse trap in the wallet shuts :-)

I am joking, and to be honest I love to chat to the Ayams. The are experts at making me feel like a cross between Brad Pitt and Donald Trump (even tho I am not).

They entertain me for hours, dance with me, drink with me. A look from their eye sets my pulse racing, and a smile melts my heart like snow in the sun.

And if they want a little "taksi" money, well its small change to me. and if i feel like bedding them they will put out with a will.

So I guess tonight Chicken is on the menue again. I would rather spend the money on a "real" GF, but they will be at home with their B/F Mr Television.

Or if I do take them out they will spend the night telling me they are virgins until they marry. Then I will find out later that some 60 yo married guy services them once a month (but he doesnt count in the virgin stakes).

Or they will bitch to me all night about how bad thier last Bule BF was. "He was stuffing the maid" they say in shock. (seems like the maids get more sex than the Ayams!)

"Taksi - take me to Blok M. Im lonley"

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#18033 - 24 Nov 05 15:49 Re: Questions for those who [happily] married...
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I forgot to add, I have had my share of broken hearted Ayams crying on my shoulder about some guy who dumped them.

Yes they have feelings.

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#18034 - 24 Nov 05 16:05 Re: Questions for those who [happily] married...
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Would you like to watch tv with me tonight? mister super hero alpha male?
I'll turn off the tv after 30 mins, then we'll have dinner. I'll cook the dinner, you dont need to pay...and I dont need taxi money cos its you come to my place. How bout that?

ah I almost forgot...I will not cry on your shoulder cos no one broke my heart yet smile
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#18035 - 24 Nov 05 16:10 Re: Questions for those who [happily] married...
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First time anyone has offered to cook for me here. In fact first time anyone has invited me into their home.

"Hello mum"

"Hello dear. Oh whats that nasty thing on your arm"

"Oh thats Rosco, hes a Bule but don't be afraid. He is house trained. He wont eat the dog or pee on the carpet"

"I am more worried about what he will do to the family pussy dear"

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#18036 - 24 Nov 05 17:42 Re: Questions for those who [happily] married...
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eh? whats that nasty thing on my arm?? is that nasty? uh? eh?
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#18037 - 24 Nov 05 17:53 Re: Questions for those who [happily] married...
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pulls out a can of Baygon

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#18038 - 25 Nov 05 18:47 Re: Questions for those who [happily] married...
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love"?! bah, humbug! There is no such thing as love, It,s LUST ladies and gentlemen,pure lust, a chemical attraction between sexes that says ,Lets mate, so after a period of torrid sex the chemicals in our bodies dialate and leaves this strange feeling in our stomachs, you called butterflys which people take for love. So the answer is before chemical dialation takes place, change your partner and spend the rest of ya life srewing like rabbits, Well any way thats my theory
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