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#18002 - 25 Jan 06 11:43 JakGirl's astrological profile....
KuKuKaChu Moderator Offline
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Presuming all the information is correct, this is JakGirl's astrological profile:

Natal Zodiac Printout For: JakGirl, Date: censored, Time: 12:00 PM. Country: Indonesia, State or Region: General, Location: Denpasar. Geographic Coordinates 8.40 S, 115.14 E, Time Zone = Other, Special Code = Standard Time, GMT Difference = 8:0.

Sidereal Time Used For House Calculations Was 7:0:48.

This is a Tropical Zodiac. House Method is Equal House.


YOUR SUN:

Your Sun sign is 21.28 degrees Taurus and is in Direct motion.
You are purposeful, practical, and plodding; all toward acquiring possessions, pleasures, and security. You must guard against being owned by the things that you own, and holding grudges too long.


YOUR MOON:

Your Moon sign is 9.56 degrees Gemini and is in Direct motion.
As soon as something comes into your mind it goes right out your mouth, usually into a telephone (or even at an innocent bystander!). You propel yourself into a variety of things with unnerving bursts of nervous energy.


YOUR MERCURY:

Your Mercury sign is 12.42 degrees Gemini and is in Direct motion.
You arrive at your decisions by following logical thought processes based on your objective perceptions of the surrounding circumstances. You are curious about everything, and find it easy to understand it all.


YOUR VENUS:

Your Venus sign is 3.23 degrees Cancer and is in Direct motion.
Your relationships tend to be tenacious, especially when they promised to fulfill your needs for material and emotional security.


YOUR MARS:

Your Mars sign is 23.34 degrees Pisces and is in Direct motion.
You often feel restless for no apparent reason. This comes from repressed resentments stemming from your reluctance to confront people whom you disagree with. Your sexual desires are based on romantic fantasies.


YOUR JUPITER:

Your Jupiter sign is 12.51 degrees Aries and is in Direct motion.
You need the freedom to express your enthusiasm for the higher values in
life. Your optimistic approach and your self-assurance inspire confidence in
others, who then select you for leadership positions in worthy causes.


YOUR SATURN:

Your Saturn sign is 14.58 degrees Cancer and is in Direct motion.
You find it difficult to relate to your family's feelings. This troubles you because it deprives you of the emotional security of those close ties. You protect yourself by drawing up into your lonely shell.


YOUR URANUS:

Your Uranus sign is 29.26 degrees on the cusp between Libra and Scorpio and is in Retrograde motion.
[USCORE]Libra:[X-USCORE]
You are a charming person who can, at times, become disruptive because of your need to experiment with new approaches. You enjoy the arts and often get intuitive insights or psychic flashes. You write well.

[USCORE]Scorpio:[X-USCORE]
You have difficulty in keeping up with recent changes, which seem to be coming along too quickly. You are intensely emotional and may suffer from fits of violent temper. You are resourceful and decisive.

As a result of Uranus having been in retrograde motion, you spend a lot of time reviewing the past, rather than dealing with the present or the future. You feel that the only way you can make progress is to avoid making the same mistakes over again. Your past often does make an unexpected reappearance.


YOUR NEPTUNE:

Your Neptune sign is 10.56 degrees Sagittarius and is in Retrograde motion.
This generation with find new ways to bring occult teachings into the mainstream of traditional religions.

As a result of Neptune having been in retrograde motion, you are keenly aware of your intuitive insights and introspections. You are willing to reconsider your basic beliefs on the basis of a continuous evaluation of your innermost feelings.


YOUR PLUTO:

Your Pluto sign is 6.55 degrees Libra and is in Retrograde motion.
This new generation will work to restore economic and ecological balances, and to establish a society based on law and order, and justice for all.

As a result of Pluto having been in retrograde motion, you prefer subtle approaches toward achieving your goals. Your effort at self-improvement is a private matter rather than a public display.
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#18003 - 25 Jan 06 12:12 Re: JakGirl's astrological profile....
juminten Offline
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Ahh ketahuhan..you really naughty Kuku! you've been studying about me huh! you'll get spank for that!.. wonder there must be someone has a huge crush on me wink
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#18004 - 30 Jan 06 06:20 Re: JakGirl's astrological profile....
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Kuku, what do you think if I go back to Indo and get SBY's chair smile my astrological profile all met the requirement and Indo definitely needed decisive leadership like me. The only worry me is..all the husbans in Jakarta will divorce their wives..
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#18005 - 30 Jan 06 22:07 Re: JakGirl's astrological profile....
Jokie Jokie Girl Offline
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Registered: 07 Nov 05
Posts: 2552
Loc: Central Jakarta
Quote:
Originally posted by JakGirl:
Kuku, what do you think if I go back to Indo and get SBY's chair smile my astrological profile all met the requirement and Indo definitely needed decisive leadership like me. The only worry me is..all the husbans in Jakarta will divorce their wives..
yeah maybe..except my husband... wink
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#18006 - 31 Jan 06 08:05 Re: JakGirl's astrological profile....
juminten Offline
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your husband is idiot!
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#18007 - 31 Jan 06 08:18 Re: JakGirl's astrological profile....
KuKuKaChu Moderator Offline
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Posts: 10790
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Quote:
Originally posted by JakGirl:
Kuku, what do you think if I go back to Indo and get SBY's chair smile my astrological profile all met the requirement and Indo definitely needed decisive leadership like me. The only worry me is..all the husbans in Jakarta will divorce their wives..
jakgal, i think you better not become the indonesian president. indonesia is not ready for you. i know you only want to be presidnet so that you can dominate all the men in the nation; all you have to do is spread your legs on national television and say "obey", and they will smile

the females of the nation could then become a problem for you ...
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#18008 - 31 Jan 06 08:30 Re: JakGirl's astrological profile....
juminten Offline
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Thanks Kuku, I'll add it on my list for that one smile but spread like Sharon Stone on Basic Instinc?? that's hot!

>> the females of the nation could then become a problem for you ...
As I said thats my only concern, especilly if all the husbands want to move in with me into Merdeka Palace. Repot dong!
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#18009 - 31 Jan 06 08:57 Re: JakGirl's astrological profile....
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Registered: 23 Nov 05
Posts: 6177
FOR GODS SAKE JAKGIRL DONT SPREAD YOU LEGS!!!!

Half the population will think its the new road tunnel and make a right turn..........

(you really need those floodlights in there??)

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#18010 - 07 Feb 06 17:15 Re: JakGirl's astrological profile....
Tolwyn Offline
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Registered: 08 Feb 06
Posts: 3
Loc: In The Land of The Lounge Liza...
whoah... pervert alert!!!!

saya masih kecil... :p

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#18011 - 07 Feb 06 17:40 Re: JakGirl's astrological profile....
Jokie Jokie Girl Offline
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Registered: 07 Nov 05
Posts: 2552
Loc: Central Jakarta
Quote:
Originally posted by Tolwyn:
whoah... pervert alert!!!!

saya masih kecil... :p
you'll be grow up here,and we'll be real men wink
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#18012 - 07 Feb 06 20:06 Re: JakGirl's astrological profile....
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Pervert???

did someone call me????? smile

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#18013 - 08 Feb 06 23:46 Re: JakGirl's astrological profile....
juminten Offline
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Registered: 08 Dec 05
Posts: 3870
Loc: disana-disini
LOL! Tolwyn did!
Hey Tolwyn...close your eyes and open "sedikit" I'm spreading my legs on TV. I'm not responsible for this, where is your mum smile
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