Having sex with a Chinese girl, her leaning forwards over a table in a crowded gay bar in Sydney (Ena, you know the Imperial?).
The gay guys got upset cos the rocking table spilt their beer (lot of gay men were standing at the same table). They had Security thow us out.
Or - being filmed by an old womans husband whilst I had sex with her (I was only 18). he was hiding upstairs.
Or - making love in a elavator in my apartment complex, only to discover the next day that there are video cameras in the lifts (Ena - the Peak Apartments over Chinatown)
Or - making love to a hooker sitting on a trolley on the main road near Blok m, and having a taksi driver sitting watching, and asking me if I wanted a taksi.
Or - waking up one morning after a REALLY drunk night, to find myself in bed with a very beutiful girl who used to be a guy (he had the operation, and No - i didnt f##k him cos i was too drunk).